Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

Yes, yes, I know tests don't make the best threads. BUT this one actually seems to be accurate!



"Set sail for the end zone, 'cause you're the Sonic 2 Final Boss!

You were the first colossal death robot I ever defeated, but don't be disheartened. You may just be a fat smelly bloke in a colossal robot exterior, but thousands and thousands of theoretical blue hedgehogs have been bludgeoned into fetid jam by your titanic feet. Learn to love yourself, and you will learn to love the world."

See? I couldn't have found a better match myself. 'cept for the "fat smelly bloke" part.

Try it: http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Scowling wilfully towards Autobot City, you're Megatron!

Look in a mirror and feel the evil. Then eat the mirror. You eat mirrors for breakfast. You are a badass death robot. You busted on Optimus Prime. You. Are. Megatron. Go outside and burn some animals, because you're worth it.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I like how the sun is no match for me.
Actually, I was hoping I was that easily defeated boss you run into on every level in gradius.


Check it out, you're an ABC Warrior!

In bars frequented by colossal death robots, you're always the quiet guy at the back who no-one ever bothers. And for good reason. You've fought in several nuclear wars, could beat the sun in a staring match, and have a chin larger than many articles of furniture. Morals are not a concept you understand, but strangely enough, nobody ever questions your judgement. Usually because they're dead. Even Judge Dredd wets himself when you turn up. Grrrr.

Most amazing jew boots

Darn it, I got this at first, but seeing as someone already had this, I changed a few details to other answers I were keeping in mind. Then I got this.

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Then I decided to just screw it and do the whole thing random and got this

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Was it destined to be or something

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I am Megatron.

Fuck you, Star Scream.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'm this guy, somehow it reminds of me Top Wo Nerae/Gunbuster and the giant Dix-Neuf. Speaking of which, I should check up on my torrents and see if those new episodes have been released yet.



How ya doing, buddy?

I got Megatron (hahaha!), but I have no idea who the ABC Warrior and Gigantor is...help, anyone? *snicker*

Unfortunately, although I did chose evil things, I'm too chicken in real life to do such evil. I fail

FELIPE NO

What the hell

I am

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Can it, you're Bender!

In the robot world, you are a bit of a lightweight in the colossal death league, but you do mutter "kill all humans" in your sleep - and after all, it's the thought that counts. We love you because you drink, steal, smoke cigars and gamble away things that aren't even yours. You've got what it takes. You're the right stuff.

Tell the world you're the Homer Simpson of the future with the following picture:

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Look at me! I'm EXTINCT.

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Holy Voltron rip-off, you're Megazord!

You own being huge. You are the hugest guy around, without a doubt. Even really huge people whimper at your hugeness. And you are made of really huge robot dinosaurs. Huge. You are so huge it takes five power rangers to control you. And you can mash anything. Even mounds of foam rubber the size of cities. Because you're huge. Sorted.

How in bloody hells did I get to be the power Ranger Robo?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Holy Prime Directive, you're Robocop!

Well, you're neither colossal, nor technically a robot, but your arthritic lurching and dubious morals have found their way into the hearts of futuristic rebels and children everywhere. You walk through fire, catch bullets from the air, and you never, ever smile. Combine this with an abstract, almost random concept of duty and honour, and you have a police officer one cannot fail to adore.



What the fuck.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

You are Optimus Prime!

Vast, red and ready to turn into a lorry at the slightest provocation, you are a robot to be reckoned with. Although sickeningly noble, you just can't resist a good interplanetary war, especially when Orson Welles is involved. You have friends who can shoot tapes from their chests. Tapes that turn into panthers. And other friends who are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs who jump out of planes. Will you have my children?

Oooo, what now? :O

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by a_asian

Oooo, what now? :O

Go have his children.




='D

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Holy Prime Directive, you're Robocop!

Well, you're neither colossal, nor technically a robot, but your arthritic lurching and dubious morals have found their way into the hearts of futuristic rebels and children everywhere. You walk through fire, catch bullets from the air, and you never, ever smile. Combine this with an abstract, almost random concept of duty and honour, and you have a police officer one cannot fail to adore.



I laugh at this.

I was speaking idiomatically.

In bars frequented by colossal death robots, you're always the quiet guy at the back who no-one ever bothers. And for good reason. You've fought in several nuclear wars, could beat the sun in a staring match, and have a chin larger than many articles of furniture. Morals are not a concept you understand, but strangely enough, nobody ever questions your judgement. Usually because they're dead. Even Judge Dredd wets himself when you turn up. Grrrr.

Declare human life to be an abomination with the following merry image:


I don't happen to be familiar with this robot, but he sounds cool.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?