This is why you should never do drugs

Apparently this kid was high whenever he wrote this paper:

http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/ezzay/

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I remember this. I'm surprised this kid got a D-... The teacher must've been high as hell too.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I don't think he was high. Maybe he was trying to prove a point or just trying to get attention.

Most likely it was just the teacher showing students how NOT to write a paper. I've had teacher's that aren't afraid to do stuff like that, and they're awesome.

Anyway, it's funny as all hell.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'm going to call bullshit on this one.

First of all, that's definatly not a D- paper by any standards - if someone turned in that piece of garbage they deserve a failing mark, regardless of wether they were trying to proove a point or not. At all levels of education, an essay like that is completly unacceptable.

Secondly, I've seen some messy writing in my days (try writing a clearence on your kneeboard while trying to maintain straight and level flight in severe turbulence), and for an english teacher to have that writing that horrid is absurd.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Oh, that pained me to read. It was funny in spots, but man. What was it that allowed him to pass? Pink paper? Almost-blank paper? Cursing up the wazoo? Addition of obviously false information? The lack of a good thesis, and the lack of a supported thesis?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Acro-nym

What was it that allowed him to pass?

The teacher/professor's desire to never read another paper written by the student in question was stronger than the same person's desire to help the student improve.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

This guy is nothing compared to Peter Nguyen.

How ya doing, buddy?

I love the last line.
"the greeks invented anal lube" + picture.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by KCJ506

Apparently this kid was high whenever he wrote this paper:

http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/ezzay/

Whoa. That kid MUST HAVE BEEN stoned.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by doodle

This guy is nothing compared to Peter Nguyen.

At least with the Oedipus essay the faker bothered to print out the paper and write on it with pen.

Those links are just typed up and then drawn on in Photoshop or Paint.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I don't know. That's a lot of effort to go through while being high. Pictures, font face and size changes, paper colors.. more like a purposely bad paper. I like the Peter Nguyen stuff. It's like work I would do but would never actually submit.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Oh this. I remember seeing this prior to the boards crash and while I was in extended lurk mode (read: banned).

What's funny now is I'm taking a business communications course (COMM 375) at my college. The course expectations are higher than any other written communications course I've taken. For the assignments, you have one mark deducted for every misspelled word, improper word choice, and the like. As well, there is a one-half mark deduction for every punctionation error. So not capitalizing a word at the beginning of the sentence. Oh, and there's no upper limit for these deductions. So if you're a terrible speller, pray that your proofreading skills can carry you through. Mechanics are not the only thing which brings down points. Like many other post secondary level courses, your arguements, examples and backup must logically support what you want to convey, basically your thesis. Yum.

EDIT:

"President Maximoto! Now you're going to pay!" Great stuff.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

old and fake ...

How ya doing, buddy?

Well fake or not, it's funny as hell.

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What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Jazzflight

At least with the Oedipus essay the faker bothered to print out the paper and write on it with pen.

Those links are just typed up and then drawn on in Photoshop or Paint.

The handwriting is different on the two papers I linked. And nobody can write like that with a mouse, so it would have to be done on a tablet, and somehow this doesn't seem like a professional job.

FELIPE NO