[DnD] GW URBX: 20! EVERYONE IS EXPLODE

Yeah sure. I don't have a clue what, how, or where it comes from, but yeah StingDicker can have it.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Very well, upon the insistence of two people who are not the origin of the effect I have moved the 2 HP to Stingdick. Surely he will get the survival now.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

The system works!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

y'all gonna be mad when I survive by that margin now

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

my indifference towards who survives knows few bounds, seeing as i highly doubt that Cliff shall be counted among their number.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

It is either Skills' turn or Cette's. Cette hasn't posted in this thread since November but I think he's still paying more attention than Skills is.

I sound mad.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Holy shit I didn't even remember Cette was playing.

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Totally still paying attention. Just didn't have much to sound off about as you know don't currently have a character in play and all.

FELIPE NO

Well, somebody take Flopflap's turn while I finish Cette's character sheet? Please?

If this campaign dies before we can even get to the neat out-of-dungeon stuff man I swear

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

[ 18:48:14 ] [ +Diss ] Skills
[ 18:48:21 ] [ +Diss ] It's your GW turn hombre
[ 18:48:27 ] [ +Diss ] Pang grows restless.
[ 18:48:37 ] [ &City_Connection ] ok, tomorrow while at work!
[ 18:49:23 ] [ &City_Connection ] remind me if I forget
[ 18:49:28 ] [ &City_Connection ] (I'll forget)

So basically it's free reign to blow up Skills' phone tomorrow.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

YouTube Video

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I have reminded him at least three times today!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

IT IS DONE

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Well, at least it was creative.

Rychord, you're up. Finally. A month later.

I was speaking idiomatically.

HEY

Look.

I actually feel bad about that. SHIT HAS BEEN RIDIC LATELY I APOLOGIZE

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Careful Pang, you don't want to be the mmHg that broke the cerebral artery's wall.

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Any one of you could have grabbed Flopflap's reins for one turn. Especially those of you who put your own characters on autopilot. You are all guilty. If anything, even more guilty than Skills, who is captive to his uncontrollable napcolepsy.

Cette, here's your sheet for Kenny. I'm still dinkering with it cosmetically but all the functionality is there. Feel free to fall out of the ceiling and save these folks from Shin's odd naïveté about the intentions of hungry ghosts at your earliest convenience.

How ya doing, buddy?

I'll be on it most likely tomorrow, I've got an exam tonight so I'm kinda busy revising this shit like a maniac. Hope that's not too long a wait.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Will do as soon as I can make heads or tails of what in the holy fuck is going on in the map. This is why trying to think right after work is bad.

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You took away all my explosives so I needed a different way to achieve a tpk.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Elf had a shit roll anyway so it didn't matter in that case, but a brief note about the greasy smoke Skills has embroiled you in:

Bacon grease definitely produces thick smoke (see: compendium p.220) so it results in total concealment (-5) vs. ranged attacks and partial concealment (-2) in melee. It should be noted that this works both ways; those of you in the smoke are just as handicapped as those firing from outside the smoke.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Thank fuck the living construct thing means I don't have to breathe.

Also, with regards to the Xivorts. Would B not have died from Diss's attack? Would that apply Rychords to A? (I think kill it too but I dunno)

Also also Mamara's in the wrong square this update.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Roughly how many turns am I away from leading a glorious charge of the undead into battle?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by The Acetylene torch located in my anus facilitates my escape from the '73 Cadilliac in Antarctica

Also, with regards to the Xivorts. Would B not have died from Diss's attack? Would that apply Rychords to A? (I think kill it too but I dunno)

Also also Mamara's in the wrong square this update.

B did indeed die, and Rychord's attack was, indeed, consequently applied to A instead. Mamara isn't in the square Rychord indicated because Mamara was immobilized by a net and couldn't move anywhere.

Originally Posted by Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss

Roughly how many turns am I away from leading a glorious charge of the undead into battle?

Provided you continue to fly full tilt, you'll make it to the edge of the cave-entrance pit by the end of your next turn.

FELIPE NO

Well if that is the case I technically move after my attack as xiv A is at max range from my starting position. Not that that changes anything at all. Just sayin'.

Edit: Well didn't see Pang's post before posting. Wasn't sure I was still immobbed so even less difference made.

Whoop!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?