[DnD] GW URBX: 20! EVERYONE IS EXPLODE

He is good at posts.

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And then, the cyborg dinosaur's eyes fluttered open, because glue dried on an angry man, and because a vampire was muttering nearby.

Gamma World.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

My bad, I saw the turn order and figured that it was accurate. I also thought that even if you roll a revival your turn would end immediately. Guess I was wrong on both counts.

How ya doing, buddy?

No, you were pretty much right. We're all just terrible people.


EDIT: Doing some work on the Obsidian hub; the campaign stub is now "URBX" rather than "GFF". Update your bookmarks accordingly.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Oops, didn't realize it was my turn. ALL RIGHT THEN.

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Can I start a move southeast and then complete the move once I step past the block and can see what's goin on down there?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Ehhh the rules don't really address this but IMO moving, looking around, and then moving some more feels a lot like two moves.

But there's nothing you can't see from your position that you could see there anyway, what with how I forgot to add vision blocking to the stone for the first couple map updates.

Well, I mean, there's the traps, but you're not going to see them passively at any angle, that's kind of the deal

How ya doing, buddy?

In the event that anybody has any Interrupt-type plans to clean up Skill's mess before I fire the murder engine back up, the unfriendly stirges are at AA5, AB5, AC5, AC6, and AB7.


Stirge defenses: AC 15 F 12 R 15 W 12. And they're minions, like it says on the power.

I was speaking idiomatically.

None for me.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I swear the dice roller didn't used to hate me this much.

FELIPE NO

I'm going through some very heavy shit right now and I would need someone to take over for me for at least a few turns. I'll give a heads up when I feel up to the task, but I know for now I won't be able to sit and strategize. So if anyone feels like being a loose woman for a few weeks, now's your chance.

Sorry guys.

How ya doing, buddy?

1 Die Roll HOW IS PIXIE MUTATED

Luckily, Shin just fell into some free time.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Poor Murderson.

Yeah, I can take over for a bit, more than happy.

Should nobody else want to play and rotate in a character, I'd like something that looks like a five year old girl but with evil psychic powers so I guess a Psionic pixie or something please.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

OPEN CALL FOR MORE COMPETITORS! DISREGARD FOR OWN SAFETY A PLUS. PETS OKAY.

Pixies are actually like six inches tall, but I rolled Giant for your mutation, so I guess that worked out just fine. I'll start poking away at that while I sort through the dozens of new player applications that are sure to start piling up.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Pets ok?

Melee weapon is a kitten called Nigel then.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

DJ High Noon, more like DJ Rock n Roll. God damn boulders.

I was speaking idiomatically.

You seem to be attacking 3 enemies with a burst attack, but have only made one roll to hit. Can I be of any assistance?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Oh, for some reason I thought rolling it was per attack not per target. LET ME ADD TWO MORE ROLLS.

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OKAY ALL DONE.

How ya doing, buddy?

that right there is some bullshit

Originally Posted by IRC

[06/02/13 - 15:19:15] <Colonel_Skills> don't fuck up?
[06/02/13 - 15:21:39] <Colonel_Skills> do it fast
[06/02/13 - 15:21:44] <Colonel_Skills> I want to resolve this before going
[06/02/13 - 15:22:00] <Diss> That one hits
[06/02/13 - 15:22:01] <Diss> Next UP
[06/02/13 - 15:22:29] <Diss> Got both
[06/02/13 - 15:23:01] <Colonel_Skills> well that was fortunate
[06/02/13 - 15:23:21] <Diss> All skill
[06/02/13 - 15:23:52] <Colonel_Skills> I can't believe that worked
[06/02/13 - 15:25:04] <Diss> It's 'cause I discovered the fabled EX LARIAT

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I love all of these commercials.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Back from having real-ass sweet adventures and back to provide fake yet marginally sweeter adventures for the internet. Hopefully nobody forgot the board existed and wandered off during my absence.

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PS Shin looks like nobody else queued up so we'll need an appropriately offensive name for your pixie

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Ready to ROCK AND ROLL.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Can she be called Jonbenet "Daddy did it" Ramsey please?

Or perhaps Jilly "Jailbait" Johnson. You decide.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss

Or perhaps Jilly "Jailbait" Johnson. You decide.

Shin your characters are going to get us all put on an FBI watchlist

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He said, belatedly realizing nobody else in the game gives Damn #1 about the FBI

I was speaking idiomatically.

Haha, I don't think MI5 have quite the resources to chase online DnD players and does Canada even have a secret service? I'm imagining mounties without their hats on.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Shin, here's your new character sheet; everyone else should be up to date, shout if I've missed anything.

(Jill's still missing sponsors but I'll think of something if no one else does)

FELIPE NO

Fuck yeah, more explosives!

That and 21 hit points and I should probably start thinking up a new character now.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?