[DnD] GW URBX: 20! EVERYONE IS EXPLODE

You obviously have no regard for your life, a brash disregard for safety is the hallmark of the Goliath, and Skills has a brain the size of a walnut. It's up to Rychord and Hawkeye to rein us in.

The viewers will love us, though.

FELIPE NO

To be fair, they are doing the sensible thing and hiding way out the back where the bad guys can't see them. Operation Strike-from-the-shadows-and-relative-protection-of-our-meat-shields is going pretty well!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

True, but it is also in their best interests to encourage us to be alive.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Ok, I waited a couple days unless anybody had some retroactive free actions they wanted to do, but I guess not. Last post updated through to Rychord's turn.

Originally Posted by Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss

Is there a plan for rotating in new characters? I don't recall anyone other than the current playing group showing an interest in joining.

If anybody else gets on board we can worry about rotation, but as it stands Gamma World's attitude toward character death is "roll up another one, tell the survivors to keep an eye out for the drop pod".

How ya doing, buddy?

Oh, sorry about that. I completely thought I posted rolling the death save. That's on me. My bad.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

A death save roll of 13 means I'm stable, right? As in not dying but still a meaty doormat? Or basically put, I have no idea what the result of my dice rolling means, I think that's the first time a character of mine has passed a death save and I never paid much attention before.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I imagine my bonus doesn't apply until the next turn since Skills gets auto 10 anyway?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Death save 10+ means you're stable, yeah. Skills can't fail death saves so I'm not sure if you giving him that +5 even has a point, does it?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Two questions: first, is guard A dead? and second, what action to i need to take to heal someone? I never asked the first time i did it, just assumed it was a standard.

FELIPE NO

A: Yup.

B: It's a standard to trigger their second wind for them, yeah.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Well, it could help him get a 20 or higher to heal himself. But yeah, 5 over 10 still wouldn't do that. Rules were a bit fuzzy in my head.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Don't think 20 to revive is still around in GW but we'll just call it a houserule since letting cool shit happen on a 20 is just good policy.

[REDACTED]

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The rulebook says 20 or higher though, how can that happen if you need a natural 20? Is there an ability that lets you roll more than one d20 on a save? Or are you just houseruling that natural crit as well?

Most amazing jew boots

Originally Posted by i am good at jokes

The rulebook says 20 or higher though

Huh! So it does.

DISREGARD MY PRIOR ILLITERACY.

Still and all it assumes the use of surges, which aren't precisely in supply. So I guess in this event spend your second wind (starting from 0 HP) or if you don't have an available second wind you can still revive at 1 HP.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

So now I'm stable, I just lie on the floor till someone does something to wake me up, right? Or is there more dice rolling involved?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by i am good at jokes

The rulebook says 20 or higher though, how can that happen if you need a natural 20? Is there an ability that lets you roll more than one d20 on a save? Or are you just houseruling that natural crit as well?

Fair enough, guess that +5 will do something!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss

So now I'm stable, I just lie on the floor till someone does something to wake me up, right? Or is there more dice rolling involved?

Technically speaking you're supposed to keep rolling every turn to either remain stable or grab for that 5% chance to recover, but I can just roll it out if you're already short of clever near-death monologues.

How ya doing, buddy?

Oh no, I'm sure I can rattle off a few yet.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Okay, I am mad curious - what specifically are these glue regen rolls for?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Well, it's fairly uncommon, but some 4E/GW creatures have abilities that are one-off but can get reused on a successful d6 roll. In this case, the kobold engineers, um, generate more glue on a 5 or a 6. The process is noisy and unpleasant.

Clarifyin' a few more things while I'm here:

Don't wanna be a killjoy, Hawk, but having a pretty decent attack as a minor is already putting the ACCEPTABLE POWER needle in the red without turning every casualty into another weapon. Let's say the bodies move but they don't move fast enough to wound anybody. Sorry.

Plus also you tried to move to where Rychord was already standing, sooooo.

Shin, you're back on your feet but still smelly.

Skills, 1 more failed death save and you're kaput. Please consider your options for your next character, such as: evil plant (but also a robot somehow) and: pyrokinetic Martian wizard (secret robot).

Now to see if you guys get all metagamey about the gadolinium talk.

How ya doing, buddy?

Pretty sure that whole thing about not being able to fail death saves is on the character sheet, and all that.

The roll result or 10, no?

Also I think the turn order is slightly out of whack?

Lastly all the combined modifiers for the save pretty much give me instant +20 I THIIIIIIINK. Will confirm shortly.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

One day I will make an update without forgetting how a basic character element works. One day.

And yeah I fucked up and had the miners go before the rancor but whatever the rancor delayed his turn due to... reasons. They're not very bright.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

That's fine, i thought it was kind of a stretch anyway. Was worth a shot, though.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Hold on Rychord.

I didn't even get to take my modified death save/roll thing, so there might be interjections.

I need to bug Pang on AIM when I see him again to see what the deal is.

Most amazing jew boots

Gonna need a forced name change from the Suck Queen to the Itchy Trigger Finger god damn.

FELIPE NO