Playboy - May 2006 - Top 10 Party Schools

So, is your university on the list? Mine is. #10 - McGill, the only Canadian school. Do I agree with it? Yup, we party like freaks here. I can only imagine what the other schools did to beat us in the rankings.

I'm buying the issue tomorrow just to see if I know any of the McGill girls in it. I heard that some chick in my program is one of the four - I just want to see if it's true.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

ASU #1 as usual

I don't go there but most everybody I know here does. I live about 5 mins away. Crazy Tempe, AZ. It's always a party down here.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Was it to much to ask that you paste the list?

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Originally Posted by MetheGelfling

ASU #1 as usual

I don't go there but most everybody I know here does. I live about 5 mins away. Crazy Tempe, AZ. It's always a party down here.

I hate downtown Tempe so much. And ASU. Fuck I just hate college towns in general.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

You're only saying this because you've never done a kegstand while two scantily-clad girls covered in Jello held your legs up in the air and then poured shots of Jägermeister down your hatchet using their cleavage.

I miss college.

I was speaking idiomatically.

What the FUCK Enceph. Where did you go to college?

(Fucking U of M. What do we have. NOTHING.)

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Encephalon

You're only saying this because you've never done a kegstand while two scantily-clad girls covered in Jello held your legs up in the air and then poured shots of Jägermeister down your hatchet using their cleavage.

I miss college.

That really doesn't interest me. So that's not the reason why I'm saying that.

FELIPE NO

You're just saying that because you haven't tried it.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by guyinrubbersuit

I hate downtown Tempe so much. And ASU. Fuck I just hate college towns in general.

why do you hate downtown tempe? yeah, there's cover at all the bars, but you'd have to go to south beach miami in order to find a higher density of hot chicks. Tempe's not a bad place to be, cause you can always roll up to scottsdale if you're tired of Mill.

I'd rather hang out with ASU kids than most of the kids at our school. At least the ASUers bathe on a regular basis.

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Originally Posted by Colonel Skills

What the FUCK Enceph. Where did you go to college?

(Fucking U of M. What do we have. NOTHING.)

Is the M for Montreal or Manitoba?

1. Arizona State
2. Wisconsin, Madison
3. San Diego State
4. Florida State
5. Santa Barbara
6. Georgia
7. Tennessee
8. Indiana
9. Ohio University
10. McGill

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Oh dear, there will be a lot of University of Alabama kids mad about being left off the list.

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I wonder where Zoo-Mass was overall. They've been up there before. My brother's college, Plymouth State University in NH was at one time Best Small Party School. Fairly recently too if I remember.

How ya doing, buddy?

Ok, so now that I have the list I see that what I found online is wrong.

1. Wisconsin
2. UC Santa Barbara
3. Arizona State
4. Indiana
5. San Diego State
6. Florida State
7. Ohio
8. Georgia
9. Tennessee
10. McGill

Also, I'm pretty sure that I know the middle chick in the McGill section.

I was speaking idiomatically.

what no D-III schools on the list?? damn... we could party in the college i went to. 2000 students in the middle of PA can't be wrong!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by MetheGelfling

why do you hate downtown tempe? yeah, there's cover at all the bars, but you'd have to go to south beach miami in order to find a higher density of hot chicks. Tempe's not a bad place to be, cause you can always roll up to scottsdale if you're tired of Mill.

I'd rather hang out with ASU kids than most of the kids at our school. At least the ASUers bathe on a regular basis.

First, I hate bars. I just hate the scene there. Downtown is bloody crowded all the time with retarded college kids. The only reason I'd want to be in downtown is for either the Valley Arts or Zia Records. The density of hot chicks I really don't care about since I already have a hot girlfriend, and most of the chicks at ASU are not my type. Plus I like being bitter. :biggrin:

FELIPE NO

Hell Yea UCSB - Im telling u hottest woman - One time i was down in Del Playa st this is back when i lived in cali ( now in DC metropolitan Virginia) And it was like 1:30 Am everyone drinking walking on the street its like a parade - and then all the sudden the hot ass swim team comes running by all of them like 30 girls in Bikinis in the middle of the night - and they where going threw the crowd taunting guys and such Verry fun. And not to mention just the hot girls that live there in Isla Vista ( which is one of the most densly populated areas in the US. ) down there u just go from house to house and drink whatever - One house me and my boys got invited too by this hot girl who looked like Alicia Keys, and she had like 8 room mates - including a very cute little filipina who ran around in her panties. Ahhh I wanted to go to that school too - i dont think i woudl have got one bit of studying done.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I could have sworn that CSU Boulder was on there.

Damn.

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Originally Posted by Mucknuggle

Is the M for Montreal or Manitoba?

Manitoba, my good man. A relatively dull campus by comparison to many others. Not bad or unpleasant by any stretch but you hardly, if ever, catch wind of major parties happening.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by bighunt

what no D-III schools on the list?? damn... we could party in the college i went to. 2000 students in the middle of PA can't be wrong!

Let me guess. You went to IUP.

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The cool thing about McGill is that the few sororities and frats that do exist do not dominate the party scene. Most of the big parties are actually run by the various student governments on campus. Money well spent I say.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Mucknuggle

1. Wisconsin

I have friends who go to Madison (I'm a half hour away at another university) and it is one massive partytown.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Star Man Aevum

I could have sworn that CSU Boulder was on there.

Damn.

From what I hear, CU Boulder is completely dead these days?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Skillz

What the FUCK Enceph. Where did you go to college?

I went to a small community college here in Central Cali, but back then I was always on the move. Most weekends I was out and about the county on weekends getting plastered. The weekends when I wasn't here in Central Cali I was out visiting my high school buddies in other colleges who, unlike me, actually applied themselves to their studies and went on to the large universities in California.

For example, #2 on the list: U.C.S.B.

No surprises here, my friends. Isla Vista is basically a town full of drunks, only they happen to be college students with really high G.P.A.s. This is also the campus where I've met the most beautiful girls I've ever met in my life, so it doesn't surprise me that these party animal girls are all over the opportunity to be spreading their legs to a magazine cover.

I REALLY miss college.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Colonel Skills

What the FUCK Enceph. Where did you go to college?

(Fucking U of M. What do we have. NOTHING.)

U of M as in University of Michigan? I only ask since I go there, Ann Arbor campus

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I like the way Trinity College as part of University of Western Australia would beat all of these joints.

I went there once, outta control. And I was told it was a quieter night by a resident.

Jam it back in, in the dark.