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The dragon is indeed a bit of a bitch. I love how this dungeon is basically pussy fight, traps traps traps traps traps, pussy fight, NOW YOU DEAD SUCKAS. I suspect that if we avoid a team KO here it'll be more luck than judgement, although if we beat the whole dungeon with as comically an unbalanced party as we had there's got to be some kudos earned. Deni, do you get good bonuses for sneak attacks because we might as well use the hide in plain sight card while we're here.

Roll on WFR where we can get brutally murdered by common footpads with no need for big dragons or anything. A burgher is just a slightly-not-as-scummy peasant, right? Do I get a rapier and fencing skill with that?

FELIPE NO

To be fair we did start this fight separated out and with our tank staring at walls for two rounds straight. I'm honestly amazed we're still alive this far in especially with that dominate move screwing up what little tactics we do have. This is mayhaps the right time for that now you fucked up card though.

Originally Posted by Shin

Roll on WFR where we can get brutally murdered by common footpads with no need for big dragons or anything.

So Human burger is the likely end result no matter what you do then?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I get to use sneak attack if I have CA, yes.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Pretty much, yeah. It works both ways though, with the dice on your side you can butcher your way through literally legions of soft bad guys. There's none of this fancy skills malarky though, you just chop away at the monsters until they explode into chunks. Any game system where becoming a proper wizard (Rather than just an apprentice) requires years of in-game study and there's a chance you can go permanently insane each time you cast one of the really hardcore spells can only suit the GFF style of play well. As a charcoal burner, if you're lucky your possessions will include some clothes and an axe (That you're not trained to use in combat) and even then your actual stats are completely randomly generated. If Pang's WFR campaign goes anything like the ones we used to play at school, the backup players list is going to get recycled a hell of a lot more often.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Shin

there's a chance you can go permanently insane each time you cast one of the really hardcore spells

Or have your eyes fused shut, or you're sterilized, or a random limb is crippled, or your blood literally boils, or—

Originally Posted by Shin

A burgher is just a slightly-not-as-scummy peasant, right? Do I get a rapier and fencing skill with that?

You get a dagger and skill at haggling!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Awesome.

Do we get to flesh out our own backgrounds? Nationality and shit like that? I think I'll go for a Kislevite if so. If you're going to be a peasant you might as well be a Russian one.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yeah, I've just been drawing up random Empire backgrounds for everyone but if you have a preference we'll roll with that instead. A burgher is more middle-class than peasant, really small-scale merchants or craftsmen mostly.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I feel like i've tried WFR before, actually. i vaguely remember it having a lot of strange dice. Am i on the right track, or totally off? and if i am right, how are we planning to do the dice rolling?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

If it was in the last 3 years or so you probably played 3rd edition WFRP which does have a lot of unique dice and cards and other doodads, to cut down on piracy I suppose. We're doing 2nd ed which uses percentile dice (2d10) for nearly everything.

Plus, you can be a bear.



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With our dice roller that'd be a D100 rather than 2D10.

It's quite interesting reading through my first edition rulebook to see how much all the background fluff changed and was codified when they released the army books for the second edition of Warhammer Fantasy Battle. Say what you want about Games Workshop but the effort that's gone into refining their two game universes over the years is fucking impressive.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Beefi should really use the "Now You Fucked Up" card. At this point it'll last to the end of the encounter or until Beefi gets KO'd, as Slim isn't getting back up. Now it's just a question of whether or not the encounter ends before he dies.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'm pretty sure I'm still regenerating while I lay there. Of course that still means at least 4 or 5 turns until I'm back on my feet. By that point we'll either be dead or victorious anyway.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Animechanic

Slim isn't getting back up.

You know I stopped dominating Garold, right? You can get back to your CPR routine

(Also, did you not want in on the Warhammer or what? If not, that's cool; I just don't want to deprive you of your slot if you never got around to rolling.)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

He used his second wind the last time I revived him. He doesn't get it again. I can get GFZ back on his feet, but the best I can do for Slim is a DC 15 to stabilize the dying.

And I I'll pass on the Warhammer for now. I think I'll sit back and watch the limbs fly from a safe distance.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

How much more killing is the dragon thing going to take? He can't have many hp left now surely. I suppose I might as well use the card seeing as how we're jogging on DnD shortly though. Assuming we win this fight and there's another big fight at the end, Cette and I both had exactly the same idea for a truly epic end to the adventure.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Just a reminder that since GFZ's been revived someone will need to puppet him again.

Originally Posted by Shin

another big fight at the end

Another fight AFTER this one? No sir I do not think so. If you have some epic plan that requires a combat I recommend you get on it ASAP.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

It's a bit late now and we were expecting a massive horde of zombies. Ah well, this fight has been pretty epic as it is.

How ya doing, buddy?

So yeah am I still conked out until someone stabilizes my dumb ass or am I good to spend some surges?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

What, no, fight's over, get up, you're fine, pssh

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I was fully expecting Pang to shoot down the idea of using that ritual as an offensive attack so hard. Props for not doing so

There's nowhere I can't reach.

BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO HOWARD?

How ya doing, buddy?

He became Delicious.

VVV Warhammer also has maces and minotaurs and men with suave voices and that's all I'm saying!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

How about Old Spice Mace, what happened to him

I was speaking idiomatically.

Except that all Warhammer miinotaurs look like this:



What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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Originally Posted by Hedonism Bot: June 27, 2008

I'm intrigued by the fairy aspect of things. And also the righteous bastard aspect of things. Anyway one could be a fairy paladin? =o Flitting around on gossamer wings smiting sodomites sounds fun.

Originally Posted by D&D In The Works: October 7, 2011

Pixie

Magical fairy folk, childlike mischief-makers, enchanted caretakers of nature

Racial Traits
Average Height: 0'6?-1'
Average Weight: 1-4 lb.
Ability Scores: +2 Charisma; +2 Dexterity or +2 Intelligence
Size: Tiny
Speed: 4 squares, fly 6 squares (altitude limit 1). You cannot use this fly speed if you are carrying more than a normal load.
Vision: Low-light vision
Languages: Common, Elven
Skill Bonuses: +2 Nature, +2 Stealth
Fey Origin: Your ancestors were native to the Feywild, so you are considered a fey creature for the purpose of effects that relate to creature origin.
Speak with Beasts: You can communicate with natural beasts and fey beasts.
Wee Warrior: You have a reach of 1, rather than the reach of 0 that is typical for a Tiny creature. You also take a –5 penalty to Strength checks to break or force open objects. When wielding a weapon of your size, you follow the same rules that Small creatures do.
Pixie Magic: You have the pixie dust and shrink powers.

There will be a seat for you at the pick-up game this summer, Radez. No excuses.

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