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I'll have you know I was very hurtful to moral with my little spiel, but yeah point taken.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

SPOOKY GHOST DOG isn't there anymore. I didn't use a minor action to sustain it since I was reviving Slim. There should be a bat zone now though.

FELIPE NO

Right, fixed (I miss spooky ghost dog already).

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

So if you move away from a dominated ally, you provoke an AoO right? And did my ally-enhanced recovery before count as my second wind for this fight? And have we even bloodied the dragon yet? And if not, who's up for doing a runner, getting it to chase us then pushing those cauldrons over to drown it in bubbling goo and slamming the magic door shut on it to electrecute it or something else similarly thinking outside the box like, seeing as how we're all still about to die and have now used most of our dailies?

Where's a nice, big pit full of spikes when you need one eh?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

(1) No, Garold can't be forced to make AoOs out of turn. 'Sides ally/enemy designation doesn't change if dominated.

(2) Yes.

(3) Yes, Sam did it just last turn.

(4) Relax, you still have some tricks up

your

Haha the dominated guy got the highest wisdom stat

sleeve

thanks to that Chekhov's g-- er... Mace.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

5 ongoing damage isn't going to win this fight and the chances of Beefi hitting the dragon with turn undead make it a seriously less useful option than just repeatedly hitting it with the mace. Seeing as how I'd only hit on a natural 20 and seeing as how that'd do waaaaay more damage if it was a melee attack, I think I'll stick to comedy wrestling moves for the time being.

I'm sure we'll win a battle of attrition eventually, it's just more fun using the scenery to kill things quickly.

Have I been working out my damage rolls right? It occurs to me that the mace does +3 to hit and damage doesn't it whereas Beefi's axe wasn't magic but I've been using the same strength modifier as on my character sheet powers, just substituting D12's for D8's. By my reckoning I've made 7 damage rolls so far this fight so that's an extra 21hp damage to the dragon (Maybe). In other words, can someone clarify for me what the basic hit and damage roll modifiers are when Beefi's swinging the mace rather than his axe please?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Urgh, it's kind of a pain to investigate that since it's a cobbled-together custom thing, let's see here.

Okay, so — yes, the mace is +3, but the axe (despite being non-magical) already had +2 (from Inherent Bonus) and an effective +1 damage from a feat so the damage bonus doesn't really change. The mace does get +1 to hit over the axe so if you missed by 1 at some point I guess it might make a difference?

My D&D Insider subscription is canceled and I lose access to all that goofy shit at the end of the month, hopefully we can wrap this up by then?

(I mean I'll still have all the pdfs but ugh.)

Shin's Burgher and Cette's Charcoal Burner are basically ready to roll aside from some background details, anyone else who wants in just roll 3d10! Okay!

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Nothing stopping you from... uh... appropriating.... things....

Eh, better to just show than tell.

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How ya doing, buddy?

You misunderstand me, sir. "I will lose access to DDI" was not a cry of sadness and loss, but an exultant cry of anticipated freedom.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1 Dice Roll *why?

not sure why i'm rolling 3d10, but ok. i'm assuming that this is for the new game, which i will certainly make a new character for. I think Glenn's probably going to be retired, unless i decide at some point to try running a 4E game again, in which case he might pop up as an NPC or something.

FELIPE NO

Oh hey, human, elf, dwarf, or halfling? I should have mentioned that.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

You misunderstand me, sir. "I will lose access to DDI" was not a cry of sadness and loss, but an exultant cry of anticipated freedom.

Errrmm, in that case.... congratulations?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

1 Dice Roll *VOCATION HO

Dwarf

There's nowhere I can't reach.

CARTOGRAPHER!

It comes with a free pony!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

1 Dice Roll *hoping for space hooker

ELF~~

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

HUMAN

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Why Am I Allowed to Have Money

ELF~~

OUTLAW!

Originally Posted by Hawkeye

HUMAN

GOAT DROVER!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

66 damage to the dracolich. I might have actually killed it in six(ish) swings!

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Has GFZ already used his second wind this encounter? If he has, a heal check won't be able to help him much. Only an actual heal from Slim would get him back up.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

GFZ has his second wind, but the Dracolich will probably coup de grace for lulz.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

That and I'm all out of heals for this fight. So you know try not to die everybody.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I guess I'll try to wake his ass up on my turn then. Seems to be my job for this fight since I do crap damage anyway.

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Was that bat thing an encounter move? Every little helps when it comes to hitting the damn thing.

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It was a daily. And I did use it again during this encounter. Unfortunately when Garold got dominated it didn't get sustained, so it's gone now.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'm just going to go right ahead and submit that this dragon is pretty much the worst thing ever. Seriously it can go eat a whole bag of dicks.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?