[DnD] Of Kobolds and Castles - D&D Learning Adventure I

2 Dice Rolls minion vs. Thia

Truckbus crushes the kobold behind him a quickly moves out of the way of the other two. Thia comes around the corner and stabs a very confused opponent in the back.

Thia does 11 damage, since Truck had already moved away. Skrimisher is bloodied. No assassin's shroud because Thia lacks line of sight to her target.

The two remaining runty kobolds, out of sticks to throw, move forward. they turn out not to be very good at stabbing people right next to them either.

Both minions miss.

Prime 12, Zeno 7, ROUND 4, Daituk 23, Skirmishers 21, Truckbus 21, Thia 19, Minions 18

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

3 Dice Rolls Bluffin' like a felon

The voice from afar doesn't sound so friendly. Optimus tries to reassure it.

"Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal."

The Goblin sounded confused. "What happened?"

"Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"

"I'm coming up."

"Uh, uh... negative, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous."

Bluff Check on attempt to get Goblin to ignore noise.
17 is pretty good

Not giving the guy any time to get up and take a look at him, Optimus continues fixing the...erm..."leak".

Move to AC-21
Charge to AF-23
Ardent Strike on bloodied Skirmisher AF-24
12 Damage, Divine Sanctioned if not dead

The leak makes a crunching noise. The robot is pleased.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

1 Die Roll Hit

I heard their leader or something like that shouting from across the cave. Evidently killing is disruptive to the ambiance of the area. Tough luck, I thought, while Prime went to work on bluffing around the bend.

I tried smacking the stupid rat thing in front of me as it seemed like the right thing to do, to support Prime's endevour of fixing the situation. I usually fixed things with my fist.

"Hiii--yah!"

Somehow my fist wasn't fixing much, other then the stale cave air with a light breeze

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Die Roll Smack me some kobolde

The kobolds' numbers have dwindled quite rapidly with the arrival of the rest of the crew. Not wanting to be the one to stop the streak, Daituk promptly sets his sight on the kobold right next to him.

Oath of Enmity to minion at AF25
Overwhelming Strike on same

Success!



This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.