[DnD] D&D Discussion & Enlistment (Save Ends)

Right about the time Beefi get's injured in combat and transforms into a raging avatar of Baphomet you mean?

Pang wouldn't be that mean.

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Artifacts are subject to concordance; in short, they get better if they like the way you behave, they get worse if they dislike you, and if their opinion of you is completely in the gutter they just turn up missing. But Beefi should get along fine with the mace provided he doesn't do anything terribly out of character!

Here's the powers, 'til I get round to editing them onto Obsidian:









I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Oh ok, cool. It's almost a shame from a Zerg-esque stat crunching point of view that we found it after I had a chance to aquire a wisdom modifier and retrain my headsman's chop feat that only works with axes...

I must say I'm in favour of more NPCs in the party, even if Howard doesn't say much. We should totally hire some henchmen next time we find a shop.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Shin

Oh yeah, I nearly forgot, I'm going to Turkey for a week from Sunday morning and I very much doubt the hotel we're going to will have internet access so can someone look after Beefi for a week from Sunday please? Don't forget if any fights start he's a pacifist...

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How ya doing, buddy?

I nominate our go-to sub guy, the member known (years ago) as the Colonel of Skills. I can't wait to see him kill the players hilariously with the cow.

FELIPE NO

I could probably take over, since playing takes a lot less time than running a game. (seriously guys, it isn't possible to give Pang enough props for doing this, it takes about half an hour for me to put together a GM post, and Pang's always quick with his posts. He puts a lot of work into doing this. Find a random post of his and prop it. Do it now.)

Unless Skills wants to do it, in which case he can feel free.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Sounds like fun. I'll do it, oh yeahhhhhhh.

Not to take anything away from Hawk though. I'll do it if he doesn't think he'll have the time for it. I know you're drowning in work there broham, so it's up to you.

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We can always just split it. whoever does it first does it. I'll check whether you're online before posting so we don't end up both playing at the same time.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

So you both lunged for the controls, but your heads collided and you were both knocked out leaving you slumped over the steering wheel as an unmanned minotaur careens wildly toward the embankment. Cool.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I can fight him in hand to hand combat for it if you'd like.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Wow. It's not my fault for once.

I was speaking idiomatically.

A whole week and nobody took the chance to make a move for me?

Fine, I'll do it myself then!

Edit: Hahahaha, you guys waited four days for me to pull a full defence. You knew Beefi wouldn't do anything until he got attacked anyway, you could have just delayed indefinitely until he got hurt.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I missed this time but just in case it matters later: is Beefi wielding the mace or does he just possess it?

FELIPE NO

Given we're only really going to be fighting undead from here on in and that all I'm losing is Headsman's chop by doing so, I think it's safe to say that Beefi is wielding the mace, although he's currently mainly brandishing it in a threatening fashion.

Those skeletons are minions, right?

How ya doing, buddy?

So they are but I thought it would be fun to let people blow encounters and dailies on them before answering. Really guys, did you think there would be ten of them otherwise?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I was under the impression that the power was referring to ally's of the person losing the surge. So for future reference neither the caster nor the target can be healed? Not too big a deal but it does effect my planning on how and when to use the power.

Seems like a lot of these runepriest abilities are a rules lawyery pain in the ass.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yeah runepriests are pretty much the most convoluted, highest-skill-ceiling class in the game. I was always kind of surprised you went for it (albeit partially).

So, like, theoretically, do you guys think the Furious Five would rather have an RV or a helicopter. In theory.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Clearly a helicopter since that allows for at least one of us to have a comically irrational fear of flying.

I was thinking about using the Mow Down card we've got to try and kill all the minions in one go but they're a bit too spaced out (And half of them are already dead) so I'll save that for next time.

Edit: I'm assuming that the standard "Adventuring pack" contains a pipe and tobacco, right? You can't very well look smug and propose a poetry contest without a pipe in your mouth.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

At the time it seemed like the perfect marriage of healing and smashing people in the face. OH well I guess it's like learning to drive a standard transmission first. Kind of ugly but after you've got it down you can drive anything.

On that note RV decked out to jump hella far.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Right, so I've never adjudicated a D&D poetry slam before but I think we'll go with a two-part combined Insight/X check, where X is whatever skill is most relevant to your poem's topic. Actually writing a poem instead of just describing how great your poem is will grant bonuses.

Never before have I lamented the loss of Perform (Oratory). I am really looking forward to Slim's Intimidating Poem though.

How ya doing, buddy?

Now I've gone and suggested it, I better start thinking up a decent poem I suppose.

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Ahahahahahaha, I knew I'd roll a 1.

Since the story is mainly about warriors, can I add my athletics to that?

FELIPE NO

I'm going to be away from a steady connection for a week, so if this devolves into a battle, someone take over. Just use purple and don't speak, unless you've figured out my ultra secret method to dialogue for my Windsoul manifestation.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Shin

Since the story is mainly about warriors, can I add my athletics to that?

That would make sense, I told you guys to add a second check based on the topic of your poem. How many of you have done that? Oh, none? Ok.

Originally Posted by Cette

Look AT me HOAKE HOGAN!
This IS Seven SYLLABLES!
YEAH beefcake BEEFCAKE!

SKRONK!

"That's your poem? Really?"

"Yeah, I—"

"Give me your sheet, Colin."

"What? Why do you need—"

"Give it."

(scribble, scribble)

"Here."

"You erased my Intelligence score and replaced it with a picture of a dick."

"Yes."

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Oh, I thought you meant to add our two scores together and add a single check. I'll roll again (Another 1 coming like what?).

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Dammit Pang I'm a runepreist not a minstrel.

Also I also got what shin did from the rules laid out.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.