[DnD] D&D Discussion & Enlistment (Save Ends)

Not sure we do I burned mine on a miss and I think Animechanic used his already. If I remember correctly it has to be all the way over.

Pang would a Bull rush off the side do it or do we have to make him prone. If so could a grapple check do it?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I've taken the alternative option of smashing his face against the dungeon wall for the time being. If anyone takes a move before my initiative turn that moves him then I'll either redact or just alter the end point of the initial shift.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hey Pang, if I were to push the gargoyle over the pit without it being prone, would it fall or just hover?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by CetteHamsterLa

Pang would a Bull rush off the side do it or do we have to make him prone. If so could a grapple check do it?

Originally Posted by Animechanic

Hey Pang, if I were to push the gargoyle over the pit without it being prone, would it fall or just hover?

Why would it need to be prone to fall in a pit? Why would it hover? It's made of stone, it doesn't defy gravity. It just has excellent jump distance.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Probably something to do with it seeming to be able to fly around randomly not provoking OA's. I think we all assumed it had some sort of wacky flying powers.

"It leaps from its dais, flying through the doorway and easily passing over Uxig's head."

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I think we all assumed it had wings and was flying.

I shall stick with my face/wall attack however.

Additional Spam:
Pang, in light of us not realising the thing wasn't flying, am I allowed to delete my post and re-post something else?

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On an unrelated note everybody should probably be adding the damage bonuses I'm giving them onto their attacks. Since you know that's all I'm good for at the moment.

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Originally Posted by Shin

Pang, in light of us not realising the thing wasn't flying, am I allowed to delete my post and re-post something else?

I've got no problem with people editing their posts all they want prior to me posting an update but I'm kind of sketchy about posts being deleted and remade because it's far too easy to cheat on the dice that way (as Acer has ably demonstrated in the past).

Still in this case since you guys apparently all leapt to the GARGOYLE = WINGS conclusion at once and it's not like this thing is actually putting up a real fight you might as well go ahead.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

That's why I asked, my edit is much funnier, trust me.

Additional Spam:
New post is in place although I've no idea what dice you want me to roll.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yeah, something like that just falls under the stunting guidelines so there's really no set roll to be made on it. Worked out all right I think.

Online-only switch for the Builder is announced for the 16th of this month; the bawwwwwww is HILARIOUS.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Seriously fuck those leaching sons of bitches using bit torrent to not have to pay for anything! OH wait.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I understand why people pirate things, Cette. I just don't think "how dare you make your product harder to pirate" is a tenable position for critics to hold. I am firmly ensconced within the warm, protective walls of Fort Paying Customer, and as such this transition represents a pure net gain for me (and, depending on the policy regarding multiple simultaneous logins, a possible net gain for all of us as a player group).

Not that any of these clowns are actually admitting to piracy, it's all a lot of laughably-transparent stories about well geez I just happen to game at places that attract many nerds but offer no internet access!

Also: "I leave the CB open the entire time I'm playing and use it as a character sheet, because I'm dongs-in-the-ears retarded."

I was speaking idiomatically.

Oh I totally agree just couldn't waste the opportunity to be hypocritical as fuck. I mean I've stolen the hell out of everything so far and this is a decidedly inconvenient move for me. But I can hardly argue that they're being asses by making things hard to steal.

As a move overall for the utility I'm not really sure if it's a good thing or not. It does take care of people only buying a subscription on months where things of interest to them come up so I can see the appeal there as well. Really I'd have to see how it's implemented since some are saying this might lead to faster updates.

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Well for one they're opening it up to people from non-Windows platforms now. At least platforms that support Silverlight anyway. (So nuts to you iOS users)

It is a sound business decision, though marketing wise I'm not sure. Hopefully their servers will be able to handle any DDOS attacks that might be launched by disgruntled pirates or people out for the lulz.

As for updates, I wouldn't hold my breath. Sure, now they can push updates out to everyone at the flick of a switch now. But will they do so?

FELIPE NO

Storing characters in the cloud and the possibility of us all using Pang's account (especially if there is multiple simultaneous logins) makes sharing the builds even easier than what we're doing on Obsidian, which is fabulous.

I initially raised an eyebrow at Silverlight, but upon further reflection it's not the worst idea.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

well geez I just happen to game at places that attract many nerds but offer no internet access!

Did they also lack electricity and oxygenated air in this mystical wonderland of no internet

the last flight I was on offered wifi what's that about

wanted to liveblog my peanuts so badly tho

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Honestly Skills we could all be sharing my account now and just using iplay4E but for various reasons I am sort of hesitant to just throw my account into the hands of a dozen near-strangers. If the new CB does turn out to be easily-sharable it might be worthwhile to take up a collection for a new shared GFF account but we'll see how that hashes out.

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

As for updates, I wouldn't hold my breath. Sure, now they can push updates out to everyone at the flick of a switch now. But will they do so?

The issue wasn't really how fast they could add things, it was whether they could add them at all. The CB software is a huge kludgy mess where adding one thing broke three other things, and evidently trying to add something as major as the Dark Sun themes makes the whole thing fall apart like a game of Jenga on a faultline.

So at the very least things will make more SENSE, going forward, no more "+2, -1" for a shield bonus just to cover up something else. Bugs can actually get fixed instead of having a sheet thrown over them.

At the very least updates will be faster than they've been lately, though that isn't saying much.

If Dragon doesn't get its head out of its ass and start publishing some crunch though I swear to Christ

There's nowhere I can't reach.

It was damned clever of them to wait until right before the Dark Sun and Essentials stuff gets put in to do this. Really cut down on people who are happy with what they have now and unwilling to pay more.

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A TRUE GENTLEMAN LEAVES NO PUZZLE UNSOLVED

How ya doing, buddy?

Mayhaps but I am no a gentleman. Time to figure smashing based solution to this problem.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I haven't read the new version, but the old school Tomb of Horrors was much lauded for there being very few smashing based solutions. Be prepared for cold death if you try and kick in every door.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Look if brute force isn't working you're not using enough. Also way to disarm that obvious trap by flipping a switch and falling face first onto spikes. I think I like your style.

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I was about to accuse the three couples of infidelity but that was before I considered all information provided in the puzzle.

Where'd you get that particular puzzle, Pang? I don't think I've ever seen that particular form before. Don't answer till they fail in solving it and somehow die horrible deaths.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Asking the accountant maths questions? You should totaly trap Deni's character in a room and ask him questions on the history of the Byzantine Empire, or whatever the fuck it is he has four degrees in.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by CetteHamsterLa

Look if brute force isn't working you're not using enough.

Good luck with that.

There's nowhere I can't reach.