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Everyone Is John
I could paraphrase the rules, but they're relatively brief, so I'll just quote them from the creator's site.:
That's it. That's all the rules! If you can figure out how to play Werewolf, you can play this. Arguably we should engage in some method of keeping willpower bids and obsessions secret, but screw it. If you play this "seriously" you deserve the disappointment that's coming to you. I need at least 3 players and probably no more than 10. When you sign up, include your Skills and your Obsession. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
I'm in.
Skills: I'm a skilled impressionist. I can control small woodland animals. Obsession: Become a comic book style super villain of international renown. There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Skills: Accomplished pickpocket. Jedi mind trick adept.
Obsession: Go to Canada This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
You see how it says "Skills"? Like, the plural? And then you only put one skill?
YOU JUST FUCKED UP FILLING OUT THE WORLD'S SIMPLEST CHARSHEET, ZERG I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? ![]() |
Damn.
![]() It has been fixed. Most amazing jew boots |
In his defense, there is no char optimization forum for this game.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
This game is startlingly true to life, as I actually do use my psychic powers to compel a man named John to do my bidding (mostly just to improve his risotto). He lives in Poughkeepsie, though. Anyway, count me in.
Skills: Can turn any liquid into Welch's grape juiceâ„¢; can create an irresistible meal from any ingredient. Obsession: Become a beloved star of a top rated television food program. FELIPE NO ![]() |
Skills: Effectively wielding staplers as deadly weapons. Second best interpretive dancer in Minnesota.
Obsession: Defeat Prince in single combat. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? ![]() |
Skills: Ability to consume borax and live; penis contortionist
Obsession: Transfer consciousness into a robotic body Most amazing jew boots |
Skills: Can fall down stairs without sustaining major injury. Remarkable ability with a pogo stick.
Obsession: Recreate Pee Wee Herman's "Tequila" dance. There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() so they may learn the glorious craft of acting from the dear leader |
Skills: Being a bear, extreme stealth when necessary, fire resistant
Aw yeah 7 willpower. Suck on deeze nuts. Obsession: Making people prevent (or put out) forest fires (or fires in general should forests not be around). I have some of the higher level obsessions figured out. Am I supposed to reveal them too or keep them a secret like in the description? =o Most amazing jew boots |
It's one obsession each, Acer! You just get more points for doing the harder ones.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Skills: Scaring small animals/children, complimenting obese women
Obsession: Catching pigeons and collecting them in my basement. I was speaking idiomatically. ![]() |
![]() What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
It is still rather confusing, but nobody said anything to Zerg, so I figured the obsessive-compulsive rules-monger had the right idea. Please forgive me.
FELIPE NO ![]() |
Zerg had put a single SKILL, not a single OBSESSION.
How it works: You pick 2 Skills, (or 3, but you start with 7 willpower instead of 10) You pick ONE obsession. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
I did all of that. However there are levels of obsessions of which everyone is just listing one. I'm confused if they're also keeping their higher level obsessions a secret or if people are just saying fuck it and going for just one obsession. I can read.
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No, Acer, you pick ONLY ONE obsession.
But there are three levels of obsessions. And you get more points for completing it based on what level your obsession is. So eat a lot of candy gets you fewer points than use a stick of dynamite to blow up a functioning Santa's Village. So you only have one obsession, and that obsession might be level 1, 2, or 3 depending on if you want to nibble for the victory, or throw one hail mary at the end. Follow? There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Oh... I think I get it. So my obsession could be considered a level 2 obsession, maybe. I can read. I just don't always comprehend. =I
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
The reading comment was aimed at Zeph, not you El Beardo Grande. I think it is a little vague in Pang's opening post.
Now, play Kirby so I can watch, please. Most amazing jew boots ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
I can play Kirby later tonight after Planetes if that pleases you. =)
I was speaking idiomatically. |
It warms my cockles, friend.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Skills: trolling video game forums; making cheese
Obsession: creating a best-selling perfume line (so close to adding "music contests when they are run by a black guy" to the first skill, but then that would be a description of one of Skills' skills.) FELIPE NO It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
Zeph: Level 2 Obsession Acer: Level 1 Obsession Else: Level 3 Obsession John wakes up under a staircase inside an abandoned hotel. It's about 10:30 AM. He staggers to his feet and looks around. It's the Lincoln Hotel, in Duluth. John though they were planning to demolish that old place. Weird. Anyway, time to find some breakf—Voices, bid for control VIA PM! You have 24 hours to enter your bid. Tiebreaker: Evens, Odds The ALTON BROWN voice takes control! What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? ![]()
Last edited by The unmovable stubborn; Oct 18, 2010 at 08:38 AM.
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ALTON BROWN TO THE THREAD PLEASE, ALTON BROWN.
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