[360] Halo Reach: Ghosts of GFF

Changes are great.

I love how the wording of the 'double or nothing' ban policy is deliberately obtuse so whining kids won't even know what hit them.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Co-op campaign is fantastic. There's something magical about going into a level with three motherfuckers you don't know on Legendary and hoping to survive. I played a bit with Sheep last night and then went in by myself not too long ago. Got in a group who stuck around for about three or so levels in an amazing display of camaraderie, teamwork, and complete inability to kill the Hunters during the Spire level with the AA-guns. We also managed -without mics- to co-ordinate the Banshee unlock on The Package, and then proceeded to hijack a bunch of Ghosts and Banshees during the last part for some crazy shenanigans.

Oh, and you can boot people for betrayals. Had that happen in an earlier match when I got too happy with the falcon guns. The awesome group I played with was apparently against booting, even when I destroyed a Banshee on The Package and had the destroyed remains crush a teammate below. I couldn't figure out why I had a minus points thing come up until I looked down and saw the X.

Also got a bunch of commendations and shit upped today. War Machine and Leadership Element to Silver, and Close Quarters to Gold (hi Sheep). So now I've got two Gold MP commendations, but still nothing close to it in FF. Too bad I don't spam Gruntpocalypse all day like the rest of you fags.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Gold MP Commendations are legit. They are a proof of honour.

Gold Firefight badges are like things you find free in cereal.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yeah, I've got two Onyx Commendations in Firefight, which are pretty much whatever. I really like playing Grunt Party though

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damnit, i started off well today, good a good spree in rumble pit, then get raped by 12 year olds that only vote for slayer pro.. why do u want to play slayer pro? fuck this game

How ya doing, buddy?

IN BEFORE DARAVON CAN'T COMPLETE THE CAMPAIGN DAILY CHALLENGES FOR TODAY BECAUSE HE SUCKS

and is a girl

I was speaking idiomatically.

I completed all the Challenges yesterday.

And yeah, I bet you'd fucking like it if I was a girl.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Yeah but what about the one for TODAY huh.

Girlavon.

e: Watching the Elite get assassinated by three people simultaneously is hilarious.

FELIPE NO

Apparently the multiplayer assist challenge today is broken; it's only counting assists you get before you first death in a match(?), once you die you get a Challenge failed and it doesn't count any after that towards the Challenge. Good shit Bungie.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Weekly Challenge

Like Mike

Finish a multiplayer matchmaking game with at least 30 kills.

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e: my sig is basically my reaction to said challenge

ee: literally the only person who will get this is Shake

eee: OH WAIT THEY TOOK OUT THE SCORPION WHAT WILL YOU WHORE NOW SHAKE

Jam it back in, in the dark.

bungie pro is the best investment I have ever made

overeager chucklefucks give me a posthumous triple kill:
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i fucking own with armour lockup:
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i got matched up with a team of idiots/children this time:
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There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Raptorfox

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e: my sig is basically my reaction to said challenge

ee: literally the only person who will get this is Shake

eee: OH WAIT THEY TOOK OUT THE SCORPION WHAT WILL YOU WHORE NOW SHAKE

Multiteam swat is good for this

Just play with Goodhand, he'll be sure to score nothing while you do all the work.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Raptorfox

FFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

e: my sig is basically my reaction to said challenge

ee: literally the only person who will get this is Shake

eee: OH WAIT THEY TOOK OUT THE SCORPION WHAT WILL YOU WHORE NOW SHAKE

Multiteam with randoms dude. I regularly score in the upper 20s with a (shitty) random in there, I'm sure you can do it. Or failing that, a good long game of Invasion will do it too probably.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

This would probably be a good solution were it not for the fact that Multiteam is literally my Halo kryptonite. I have never been good at it.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yup, only took 4 games of multi-team to get the 30 kills, odball on reflection. Almost had it on my first game but just missed it.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I had to do Invasion to get it.

How ya doing, buddy?

I had to do your mom to get it.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Shake Appeal

I had to do your mom to get it.

no homo

New Playlist and changes are up. SWAT Magnums is actually pretty neat. Played it on one of the two new maps (Cliffhanger), which isn't bad.

Also Shake I looked at the numbers wrong, if the halowiki rank #'s are accurate, it's a total of 310,000 cR to go directly from Lt. Colonel Grade 3 to Colonel (completely bypassing Commander), not 240,000. I'm sitting at around 270,000 cR earned since I hit the cap, so I'm pretty confident I can pull that off before the cap is raised easy.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yea SWAT Magnums is pretty dope. Had a great game today on boardwalk in that gametype.

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Someone posted this on GAF, way too hilarious to not post here. We have to get this in the rotation:

Originally Posted by NameGenerated

Yeah, I occasionally do that too. My friend and I got into an conversation with this one guy in Invasion. It somehow ended up where the dude was going to do a bombing-run with airplanes, but instead of bombs it was going to be him dropping dicks on our houses and we were going to be there ready to receive them.
A lot of the conversion contained racial slurs which I have left out. :lol

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Lmao what. Now that the playlist chages are up, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU AT SHAKE. Ain't seen you in days dawg. The Arena is so lonely. I managed to make Gold but got booted back to Silver the next day. I'm sad.

Also I've found Arena searching using the Closest Skill modifier results in a lot less idiots and quitters. Takes way longer to find games but it's very much worth it.

e: Ahahaha one of the challenges for today is 100 FF kills with the pistol. I can't wait to see that shit. Bunch of dudes running around with pistols getting blown up by Fuel Rod Cannon grunts and other assorted bullshit. These are the challenges that make the game worthwhile, like that Jetpack one yesterday. I was fucking dying during Team Slayer on Asylum as dudes would run up to each other, start shooting and then simultaneously start jetpacking while fighting. Another guy was jetpacking with the sword. It was quite possibly the funniest thing I have seen in Halo in a while. Real men get FF challenges in non-Score Attack modes, by the way.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I don't know what's funnier. People jetpacking with sword or Tails thinking he's a real man.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'm sorry but I don't think I can take you seriously when you can't even finish Legendary Solo.

FELIPE NO

Nothing about can't man, I just haven't yet. Hater.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?