[DnD] D&D Discussion & Enlistment (Save Ends)

When looking at the bow, you mental midgets.

And no this clearly doesn't include FLOATING IN FRONT OF THE CRAFT AT SOME ODDBALL ANGLE EITHER ZEPH

it's a retard rodeo up in this bitch

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Originally Posted by Zephyrin

The first thing he was was fish.

I guess this is true in an evolutionary sense.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Zeph, readying actions is a Standard Action. Just in case you didn't wanna spend an action point doing so.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yeahhhhh. I decided to check on that afterward. Guess I gotta spend points. Since it's a minor action, could I get a move out of it too? >_>

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Nope. Readying an Action is a Standard, no matter what type of action you're readying.

Also, you can only ready one action per round. As Gordok found out during the Framarth fight.

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Though, I guess Pang can house rule it if he wants to encourage more use of "Ready an Action"

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

*Yeah probably Skills again but you never know. Bitches whine about the wait times, but they aren't interested unless they can be big-ass heroes. Pft.

If you were to offer the roles up on something other than a first come first served basis you might get more volunteers. Or if you posted requests when I'm not asleep for example.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I suppose there's something to that, but sticking up a HELP WANTED: PRETEND SAILOR LADY ad days in advance and then interviewing applicants strikes me as a bit goofy. Just because Skills got here first doesn't mean he gets dibs or anything, I don't really care who takes up the reins* when the turn comes around as long as it gets done.

*within reason, Zerg.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I shall hope the turn comes up at an opportune time then!

FELIPE NO

I'll let you have the next one, Shin, a'ight? I've already got a pretty good idea baking for this one.

Alternatively, trade turns. You can have the next one, etc.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

By all means carry on mate, your moves are generally pretty amusing. I imagine I'm not the only one who wouldn't mind a brief attempt to murder off the rest of the party now and then (By accident of course) though so was pointing out that you always doing it doesn't neccessarily need to be the status quo.

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Originally Posted by Zephyrin

Ready Everybody Move for whenever best time is.

So um I don't want to hold up the game but I can't really proceed until someone explains when the "best time" would be. I need some kind of actual trigger, not a request that it goes off "whenever it seems like a good idea".

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Fuck it, just do it now then. I just did not want him moving BACK into the spot to attack me.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Agent Di Gun Him

No idea what to roll for this, please advise

Well, it's basically a Grab action with two Aid Another attached, but it's a little convoluted.

You'll need two of the sailors to roll a successful Aid Another check (effectively a melee attack vs AC 10, no damage) and then the third sailor will need to make a successful Grab attempt (+3 vs Fort, with an added +2 bonus for each successful Aid Another for a maximum of +9 vs Fort if the grab user is flanking).

If you can swing all that I'll waive the additional Standard you'd usually need to move grabbed enemies.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Technically speaking, it's more like throw with a 'melee improvised weapon' than a pull that moves, if the quarry is to be thrown overboard by the end of the sailors' turns, right?

I was speaking idiomatically.

The point is that they need to do all that just to pick him up. If Skills or whoever decides to use him as a weapon instead of tossing him overboard that's their business, but a conscious enemy is not quite as easy to just pick up and throw as some rock on the ground.

Zerg stop undermining my authority and finish finalizing your wikisheet so I can steal your work

How ya doing, buddy?

All things considered that was an extremely bunk set of rolls but I think it worked.

FELIPE NO

Yeah, the whip'll be in the water at T9 now, and you've still got a captain to wreak havoc with.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Zerg stop undermining my authority and finish finalizing your wikisheet so I can steal your work

Ehh, at the end there's no narrative difference. Heck, on retrospect, throwing someone or forcibly dragging someone are both standard actions, so mechanically the same too.

Why did I even reply

I'm basically done. What else is there to do, Pangy

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Originally Posted by Agent Di Gun Him

Cal Prone in the water! DROWNING. (awesome)
Puyet turns a sailor into red mist!

You dick

Lousy sailing ships with railing-less forecastles.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Jump check on Dal's behalf, add her Athletics bonus to yours (so +7 total), we'll see how far this fastball goes.

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Originally Posted by Zergrinch

I'm basically done. What else is there to do, Pangy

Well, Cal's still got all the wrong magic items but that's easy enough to fix. I just wanted to be sure you were happy with your handiwork before I started duplicating it.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I tried putting the FEATS section in a collapsible table - hopefully with a Traits section, there's not much of a need to refer to it constantly. Unfortunately, it didn't work too well. Dunno why, so the changes were reverted.

Also, I think it's best to have the resource power tracker always visible, instead of having to click to expand it. Though, it does increase vertical space requirements, so... your call.

Finally, I'm still kinda on the fence whether to mark expended powers with a strikethrough or through different colors.

Other than that, I'm all done.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Pang: I know that my shielding changes if I switch from one-handed to two-handed. What kind of attack bonus do I get for using my sword two-handed/is it a minor or free action to do so?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Switching from a one-handed grip to two-handed is a free action (AFAIK). But it only gives you an additional 1 damage/swing which is a pretty crap trade for losing 2 AC. Might be worth it against high HP, low accuracy enemies like brute types I guess.

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Also: I can move to Q7, right... or would she be hitting me in the head?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I suspect kicking you in the head would be entirely up to Skills.

FELIPE NO

Dal-ri-lar is friendly, so she wouldn't block your movement even if she wasn't dangling in midair.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?