[Werewolf] Werewolf 28: Town wins, flagons of mead for everyone

Haha, oops. Sorry Deni.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Shin

Haha, oops. Sorry Deni.

Not buying it. You and Lurker. Cahoots.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Shin

Haha, oops. Sorry Deni.

Oh God you're so transparently full of shit even I'm keeling over from the pain.

Most amazing jew boots

As twilight settles over the town, the unique sound of a ricocheting Magic Missile begins to echo all over the city. It can't be said for sure who was caught in the crossfire, but on a night where three killers are feared to be on the loose things are relatively bloodless.

Relatively.

There's no body in Chaotic's private chambers at the temple of Vecna, but there is a man-shaped pile of ash with the symbol of Orcus smeared into what used to be a torso. He was a Vampire Lord! None can say if any of his progeny might survive to avenge him.

Someone quietly shakes the ashes out of Chaotic's Boots of Speed and hurries on their way.

tl;dr Chaotic dead (vampire), Wand broken, boots moved

Day 4 ends in 48 hours.

Players (8 surviving):

nuttyturnip
Diss
Zergrinch
Chaotic
Skills
Garr
Frank
Tritoch
Denicalis
knkwzrd
Hawkeye
Shin
ZiggyGo
a lurker
Rockgamer
LZ


Roles:

2 peasants
2 DEAD peasants (Rockgamer, Denicalis)
1 DEAD cleric (Frank)
1 DEAD guard (Skills)

1 serial killer
1 doppelganger
1 twitchy recluse

1 DEAD fighter (Garr)
1 DEAD wizard (Diss)
1 bard

1 DEAD vampire lord (Chaotic)
1 DEAD abductor (LZ)
1 necromancer

1 werewolf (Zerg)

FELIPE NO

Alright Orcus, that was the last straw. You messed with the wrong temple. Here's the deal people, I'm tired of sitting back and watching Orcus edge closer to victory while you town people target the wrong people during the day.

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the Necromancer, the final Vecna. Howdy. We've known all of your roles since Day 2, but honestly I'll never figure out where all the remaining items I need are before Orcus wins this thing. LZ's death all but guaranteed that. So instead, I'm going to tell you who everybody is.

knkwzrd - Serial Killer
ZiggyGo - Twitchy Recluse
Hawkeye - Doppelganger

Shin - Bard

Nuttyturnip - Villager
A Lurker - Villager

And of course, Zergrinch is the Werewolf. Did I just blow your mind?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

You didn't blow my mind but you ruined the rest of the game.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I debated on that, but my team's primary focus is information. It may as well be used as a weapon to take down Orcus now that I'm 90% positive that I won't be able to find the remaining items.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

So why didn't you guys go for two kills on night 1?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Tritoch

Alright Orcus, that was the last straw. You messed with the wrong temple. Here's the deal people, I'm tired of sitting back and watching Orcus edge closer to victory while you town people target the wrong people during the day.

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the Necromancer, the final Vecna. Howdy. We've known all of your roles since Day 2, but honestly I'll never figure out where all the remaining items I need are before Orcus wins this thing. LZ's death all but guaranteed that. So instead, I'm going to tell you who everybody is.

knkwzrd - Serial Killer
ZiggyGo - Twitchy Recluse
Hawkeye - Doppelganger

Shin - Bard

Nuttyturnip - Villager
A Lurker - Villager

And of course, Zergrinch is the Werewolf. Did I just blow your mind?

::slow clapping::

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

So, I was wrong about Shin and Lurker on one count. Not teammates. However, still both stupid.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

I told you morons they were evil. You watch when the game is over, I'll be spot on right with every accusation.

Famous last words

Also, what the hell. You and lurker are teammates? Worst teammates ever.

Anyway I'm throwing my lot with the town. Votin' to hang knkwzrd.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Oh right, I forgot to mention that I'm in favor of sending knkwzrd to the gallows.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Denicalis

So, I was wrong about Shin and Lurker on one count. Not teammates. However, still both stupid.

Says the guy who was doing his level best to look shifty as hell.

voting knkwzrd

Additional Spam:

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

Also, what the hell. You and lurker are teammates? Worst teammates ever.

Townies don't know each other. The only way we could've possibly have won is if the evil teams were especially stupid.

Basically what our team is is the default message posted on a website when the database is down and nobody ever expected the database to be down before. "HOLY SHIT WUT"

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

You guys are awfully quick to trust someone throwing out information. If I was the serial killer, I'd probably make up something like that too.

Never the less, in the interest of verifying Tritoch's claims, I'm voting to lynch Knkwzrd.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Team Orcus is in no position to know everyone's roles by Day 2. Plus, other than game ruining, there doesn't seem to be any objection from knk. I trust the role information for you and lurker is accurate?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Who's to say that Tritoch isn't the twitchy recluse and knk has the elven chainmail? We lynch knk, learning his role but he's not killed. We then all believe Tritoch is telling the truth and you, in an attempt to secure victory for yourself go after knk again at night meaning you're home free until whoever has the sword chooses to kill you with it.

Hmm, that makes no sense though because if knk had the sword and wanted to kill you, he would have done so by now.

Assuming Tritoch is telling the truth, he needs to learn the locations of all the items to win, you need to kill everyone to win, Knk, Ziggy and Hawkeye need to kill either me, lurker or Nutty to win, lurks and Nutty need to kill everyone else to win and I need to amass all the items.

At this point, unless the serial killer is lynched today everyone else is basically fucked. To be honest Zerg, you've lost already since someone out there has the sword and knows your role. Your only chance is for whoever has the sword to get killed by someone other than you each night so you actually need the serial killer alive until last. The bard needs you alive to keep killing people and increasing the chances of random loot dropping into his lap. The necromancer needs to stay alive and have someone from team Vecna die so he can commune with them and learn what their team knows.

The more I think about this, the more it looks like the most beneficial move all round is actually to lynch Tritoch so that's my final vote.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

As much fun as it would be to lynch Tritoch, the proper course of action at this juncture is to take out the serial killer. That means knkwzrd gets my vote.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

You're overthinking it Shin. Taking out the Serial Killer still leaves the Doppelganger with his nightly killing role. If you lynch Tritoch and spare knk, Orcus will just kill you and one townie tonight, and that's that.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by a_lurker

Says the guy who was doing his level best to look shifty as hell.

Oh yeah. Lynching the only known threat. Totally shifty.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well obviously I'm voting for Tritoch.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Oh yeah. Lynching the only known threat. Totally shifty.

And flipping out when somebody says boo? If it weren't for your and Shin's exchange during day 2 I wouldn't have thought anything of you.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by a_lurker

And flipping out when somebody says boo? If it weren't for your and Shin's exchange during day 2 I wouldn't have thought anything of you.

You mean that exchange between me and the guy who was clearly protecting the fact he had the silver sword? And who deliberately misquoted the rules to try and misdirect? Something anyone could see if they paid attention?

Clever.



Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

You're overthinking it Shin. Taking out the Serial Killer still leaves the Doppelganger with his nightly killing role. If you lynch Tritoch and spare knk, Orcus will just kill you and one townie tonight, and that's that.

But killing any member of the Orcus lot will allow Tritoch to use his night time powers to learn everything that Orcus, seeing as how information is freely exchanged between them, know which could very well win him the game in one fell stroke. All we can hope for is that one of the villagers or bard has the chainmail and it is they who are atacked tonight. For players who aren't members of either cult, the choice today is a gamble between whether reading the mind of a dead Orcus would win the game for Tritoch or allowing Knk to live and kill again would ultimatly result in a win for Orcus.

And of course we're still assuming Tritoch isn't making shit up as he goes along.

I'm still in favour of lynching Tritoch and taking my chances at night.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Well, I'm up for lynching Tritoch. Besides, as Zergrinch said, if what Tritoch said about the roles of the serial killer is true, there's a 50/50 percent chance the doppelganger will die in his place, and if not, he retains the role of the serial killer when the true serial killer dies. In the end, there is still going to be a killer on the loose.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by ZiggyGo

Well, I'm up for lynching Tritoch. Besides, as Zergrinch said, if what Tritoch said about the roles of the serial killer is true, there's a 50/50 percent chance the doppelganger will die in his place, and if not, he retains the role of the serial killer when the true serial killer dies. In the end, there is still going to be a killer on the loose.

Yes, but I'm pretty sure that Orcus only having one kill as opposed to two would be better for everyone regardless of whether the serial killer or the doppelganger dies.

Shin, your proof that I'm not just making shit up is that I named your role correctly. That's why I didn't just say who belonged to Orcus. You're also assuming that I don't already know everything Orcus has got. Besides, you already spelled it out yourself. If you lynch knkwzrd then there's that small gamble that Orcus has knowledge I need to win the game. If you lynch me then Orcus gets both kills and they've pretty much won. Not much of a choice, really.

EDIT: Also, I'm not entirely sure if the Doppelganger will be able to retain Serial Killer powers or not. He either copied someone else last night or he was foiled by the wand.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?