[DnD] D&D Discussion & Enlistment (Save Ends)

Zerg, we haven't even looked at the staff to see if that method is possible, but i doubt it. If the two arrows you shot at it didn't make it budge, i doubt you tugging on a long rope will. Wait to actually check the staff before finalizing your decision to do anything.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I suggested that because I truly doubt we'll be coming back once we go through the portal. And I don't think the others would want to dilly-dally any longer in the current dungeon while we figure out how to appropriate 20,000 GP of jewels while remaining unsquished...

I am, of course, open to any (non-lethal - for example, to Gary) suggestions!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Hey. Don't be cheating my on my kill tally. I mean, what else does a soldier really have?

FELIPE NO

I suspect Pang will set ogres upon us if we dare despoil the exhibits. So no worries there.

What I mean by nonlethal is that the process of enriching ourselves by 20,000 gold should not result in any party members and hangers-on turning into pancakes.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Like he's going to let you get your hands on enough money to actually buy all the optimisation gear you're hankering after.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I am hoping he was sincere when he said that the universe was not out to screw us, no matter how much it seems that way. So...

There's nowhere I can't reach.

There are several shades of grey between "Bears have been sent to your house to eat you" and "go ahead and poke that bear with a stick; it's vegetarian".

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

I covet the rocket launcher, laser rifle, and plasma pistol on display.

Hey Zerg, The Fourth Wall's dad called

Nobody's seen her since she went over to your house a couple days ago

You know anything about that

Additional Spam:
Also: WVLF

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

She resisted mightily, but I managed to break her.

Jes' reading from the exhibits. Yessirree!

Sonic Cannon

>>>>>> all

Also, I totally want to see all 8 dioramas now.

I was speaking idiomatically.

;___; sorry guys, I haven't had a lot of computer time since I've been back from New York.


I promise ABSOLUTE LATEST will be this Friday morning. Hopefully I'll be able to do it sooner.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

attempts to smash the glass are futile

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

> Cal smash Tome and Terran exhibits

How ya doing, buddy?

Obviously I want to see the rest of the hidden exhibits

Besides Cal loves books so much, he's got six of them now.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

A halfling woman stands alone in a narrow hallway, facing a massive carpet of spiders. Behind her, in a pool of blood, lie the bodies of a burly human, a robed elf, and a dwarf in platemail. Suspended from the top of the case on a narrow string is a skeleton in a black robe, floating above the spiders.

"St. Brigid's adventures nearly came to an end here, when her second-in-command betrayed her and her companions for a demon's promise of power. She barely escaped with her life, and Hargast remained uninhabitable for more than a century."

FINALLY, THE RESPECT I DESERVE. Even if it is in some sort of alternate reality.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

The deck? Really Pang?



There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yes, it's a legendary and powerful artifact, on the opposite side of a pane of unbreakable glass.

Can you think of anything crueler to do to Zerg?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

If you come to the meet next year, I may hug you.

Fair warning.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Thank you, Denicalis, for alerting me to the potential perils of perusing the Deck of Many Things. I never heard of it before, and wouldn't have thought to check what it was.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

Thank you, Denicalis, for alerting me to the potential perils of perusing the Deck of Many Things. I never heard of it before, and wouldn't have thought to check what it was.

Of course using it would be using meta-knowledge and make you a huge douchebag. But that, ironically, would be rather in character for you, wouldn't it, Zerg?



What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I have you to thank for that particular bit of meta-knowledge!

Whew. Drawing the ruin card would make Cal go Now that Gary's gonna draw, Pang's gonna give him something nice I'm sure.

FELIPE NO

I already rolled for the card before you went all "Let Gary Do It", so whatever fate you've put on his little green shoulders was already preordained.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

By the way, may I ask what you used to generate those power cards for the wiki? Except for Glenn and Puyet's Utility Powers, they don't look like screenshots from the pdfs, nor do they look like Character Builder output.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Everything's screenshots from the Compendium except for Glenn/Puyet's Skill Powers, since skill powers don't show up in the Compendium for some dumbass reason.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

You guys need a new name for your team. G-Unit's a bit redundant now most of your names don't start with G any more (Plus the sinister rape robot has left).

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I thought I made the "it will change if you fuck with it" motif of the room pretty clear

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

So, for rules purposes, do we still have telepathy within the group, or do we not "know" what's happening to Garrmondo at the moment?

I was speaking idiomatically.