Ninjas save mugging victim

BBC News - Hot pursuit ninjas save Australia mugging victim

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Three muggers in Australia got the fright of their lives when their attack was interrupted by five black-clad ninja warriors.

The thieves were assaulting a German medical exchange student in Sydney, but the alleyway where they struck was next to a school for ninja warriors.

One of the pupils raised the alarm after noticing the attack.

Police say they have arrested two men and charged them with robbery, and are still looking for a third suspect.

"We just ran outside and started running at them, yelling and everything," said ninja master Kaylan Soto who instructed his students to take action.

"These guys have turned around and seen five ninjas in black ninja uniforms running towards them. They just bolted."

The victim suffered minor injuries, and the men stole his mobile phone and iPod, according to police.

Mr Soto said the man could have escaped the assault with some training in ninjitsu - a Japanese martial art. As for the attackers, "They just picked the wrong spot," he added.

Reports that describe the muggers as "wearing eyepatches" and "suffering from severe limps" so far unconfirmed.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

My medic alert bracelet summons ninjas when I've fallen and can't get up.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

That seems like a totally natural thing to happen lol

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I toyed with the idea of studying ninjitsu at uni but jogged it on when the insrtuctor started prefacing lessons with phrases like "So you see your enemy coming towards you and you want to put him in hospital for six months before he even knows there's a fight happening". That and getting repeatedly hit to toughen up just isn't much fun. I can take a punch but I'd rather not if I don't have to.

In the third year I lived with a guy who had studied it right through and he was fucking nails. Where we lived in Salford was basically the street crime capital of the country and we lived in a gated compound with security guards, only the guards could only help you out once you were inside the gates. This guy came back from clubbing once, pissed out of his skull and eating a kebab. He got out of the taxi and was pretty much immediately set upon by five scallies. The security were yelling at him to get inside the gates so they could help him but instead he calmly proceeded to beat the fuck out of all of them, one-handed while still eating his kebab. Once they scarpered, he strolled through the gates to a cheer from the guards, tripped over his own feet and fell head first into a bin. Fucking legend that guy.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Shin

I toyed with the idea of studying ninjitsu at uni but jogged it on when the insrtuctor started prefacing lessons with phrases like "So you see your enemy coming towards you and you want to put him in hospital for six months before he even knows there's a fight happening". That and getting repeatedly hit to toughen up just isn't much fun. I can take a punch but I'd rather not if I don't have to.

In the third year I lived with a guy who had studied it right through and he was fucking nails. Where we lived in Salford was basically the street crime capital of the country and we lived in a gated compound with security guards, only the guards could only help you out once you were inside the gates. This guy came back from clubbing once, pissed out of his skull and eating a kebab. He got out of the taxi and was pretty much immediately set upon by five scallies. The security were yelling at him to get inside the gates so they could help him but instead he calmly proceeded to beat the fuck out of all of them, one-handed while still eating his kebab. Once they scarpered, he strolled through the gates to a cheer from the guards, tripped over his own feet and fell head first into a bin. Fucking legend that guy.

A true-to-life story of a drunken master. Priceless.

If I were the gentleman who was saved by the ninjas, number one I would be thanking them, number two I would be enrolling my ass in some ninjitsu classes.

How ya doing, buddy?

I am a ninpo master. Ninpo is is the only martial art you need to know.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?