[DnD] D&D Discussion & Enlistment (Save Ends)

Not that my turn will ever come up within the decade, but if it does, chalk me up for a half-orc monk.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Somebody start a fight so I can determine if Skex is paying attention. Just attack the staircase or something. Maybe it's a mimic.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Or a gelatinous cube in a very tricky pose?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Are Garr and Skex STILL hungover from the meet? Amateurs.

Also, is my character supposed to know yet that Cal is a changeling?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Cal hasn't shapeshifted in Puyet's presence, but who's to know the other members haven't filled him in?

Such knowledge is entirely up to your choice.

FELIPE NO

Yeah, we just generally assume that everybody in the party knows everything that anyone else in the party knows, because fuck keeping notes.

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Originally Posted by Grape-Flavored Fun Dip

fuck keeping notes.

Now, if only I can convince Pang not to track ammunition or encumbrance

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I roll for intimidate, correct? Or is it a straight stats check?

If it's a roll, then I succeed and DM can make monkey do whatever, because monkeys.... wtf.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yes, you can go ahead and roll - it's a standard action. If I'm not mistaken, it's opposing the creature's will defense.

Technically, the rules state that intimidate will only work once the creature is bloodied. Though, Pang's the final arbiter.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Pang house ruled them into minor actions, so I used it in place of a move action.
The rulebook says I can coerce them to do some kind of action but doesn't specify, so I assume we can be creative with that.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

So I saw this picture and thought of the game is there something wrong with me?



I was speaking idiomatically.

I think you also get a +2 to hitting that ape, due to my daily, Zerg.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Zeph I need to know what you want Banana Ape to be intimidated into before I can take his turn

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Zephyrin

I think you also get a +2 to hitting that ape, due to my daily, Zerg.

So I do (dangit). But I guess by estoppel I can no longer change Careful Attack to Shadow Wasp strike Maybe next time! (I don't expect any opponent with a "low" (relatively speaking) AC of 17/18 will have that much health. Probably at worst a level 5 monster with maybe 40-50 HP tops. Not worth expending an encounter on, right now. And if Spitting Cobra Strike connects, it'll probably die.)

BTW Zeph, you can shift anywhere by 1 square when standing up, since I'm occupying the current space.

It would be great if you controller/leader guys can announce any beneficial effects your powers might give!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Monkey sucks on momma silver ape's titty.

Also, I didn't announce that because I was FAIRLY confident I was going to kill the rat ape bastard.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I am not going to roll my dice for this one yet because I am not sure if charge means I have to use a move action AND a standard action, or if they count as one standard together. If it doesn't work, I am just going to use second wind where I am standing.

Also, Hawkeye, I think that bonus from me only works against the one that died already.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Charge is a standard action, with a tacked on attack (you get a +1 to the attack roll) at the end. You can't take any actions afterwards unless you burn an action point.

BTW, Green ape has taken 45 HP damage. For reference, red ape took 32 + 9 = 41 HP damage before my ranged basic (17) killed it. It's entirely possible the monkey has already died.

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Pang, for purposes of determining cover, which of the squares block off shots?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

Pang, for purposes of determining cover, which of the squares block off shots?

Eh, none. The pedestal isn't tall enough to cause issue and I'm sure Cal can aim past a 2-inch-wide staff.

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Originally Posted by Zergrinch

It's entirely possible the monkey has already died.

Yeah, Hawkeye killed it.

How ya doing, buddy?

Pang, may I retroactively apply Spitting Cobra Stance attack for this round towards Yellow Ape?

With Zeph moving towards L13, I figure Mr. Silverback will have no reason to move closer.

I was speaking idiomatically.

July 2 was GFF D&D's 2nd anniversary!

But what does this mean for you?

First, it means that you level up after the gorilla battle thanks to a birthday bonus of 730 XP each!

Second, it means "wvlfpvp, send me a 7th-level character sheet; we're making this a sextet."

Third, it means a new game of Werewolf!

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

Pang, may I retroactively apply Spitting Cobra Stance attack for this round towards Yellow Ape?

Okay, rolled for it and the yellow ape took 11 damage from it meaning that after Glenn's latest attack it's bloodied.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Boy o boy. Level Seven. So many feats.

So little money. And feat slots.

Encounter 7 Power: Spikes of the Manticore
Retraining: Unless we miraculously get tons of gold, I'm changing Shadow Wasp Strike into Disruptive Strike.

How ya doing, buddy?

Aw sheeeeet. Better wait till I'm sober to pick skillz.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I'll take Snap Shot. Attacking for a minor action is never a bad thing.

How ya doing, buddy?

I'll be training in Phalanx Assault (Martial HB) and retraining Surging Assault to Scent of Victory (Martial).

Also, if I use Surging Assault, then I retrain at lvl up, will that slot still be expended?

Also, Combat Leader class feature isn't on my list, not sure if you've been automatically applying it or not, or is it replaced by battlefront leader? Can't find the literature on it.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Six players, woohoo! You're almost up to full Fellowship strength now. You just need wvlf to play a grumpy dwarf and four people to join as non-combatant halflings.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.