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Another Christmas ruined by a sex offender
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Of course, it wouldn't be the US if they didn't blow something out of proportion and do something completely retarded.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Do other countries have similar programs? I wasn't sure if writing Santa was an American thing.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
The USPS should shred them anyway. Don't reinforce the lies people tell their kids.
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But, Jessica, there is a Santa Claus. =o
I was speaking idiomatically. |
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You know there's probably something very healthy about filling a child with a sense of wonder and magic about the world. We should wait until they hit puberty at least before we start discussing nihilism with them.
Honestly this whole "show kids the harsh reality" is a little bitter. It's like people opposed to dogmatism attacking spirituality. Your target selection criteria is perhaps a little too broad. FELIPE NO |
Writing Santa is not a purely American thing. But writing letters that don't actually REACH Santa, because they're sent to North Pole instead, is.
Yeah, I think I wrote Santa myself too, when I was really young. I think I got an elliptical kiss-ass reply back. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
I'm guessing his sex offence was urinating in public, like most sex offenders.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
I thought this story was about a Catholic priest. Go figure.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Well that's great, nothing encourages good will towards men than destroying little children's hopes when Santa doesn't respond to their letters.
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Additional Spam: Nobody wants to talk about the fact that Santa is a slaveholder? Typical Americans. I was speaking idiomatically.
Last edited by Bradylama; Nov 28, 2009 at 07:11 PM.
Reason: This member got a little too post happy.
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Perhaps not "magical" but many aspect of reality is plenty wondrous. Perhaps I am deprived in other ways, but growing up in an Asian country, I never consider not being told about Santa as a depravity of my spirit of wonder. I still wonder about the universe, and the vastness of it in which my mind can only beginning to grasp. There is nothing wrong with comfortable and fun traditions, but to say in general that people deprived because they don't experience such tradition is like me saying Americans are deprived because they never properly experienced Chinese New Year and Mid Autumn festival. How ya doing, buddy? ![]() Thanks Seris! ![]() |
I wouldn't really say kids are deprived or anything if they hear about the true nature of santa, it's just a shame that it's being taken so seriously as to not allow kids to indulge in a little fun when they're younger.
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If that's the only way that kids are allow to have a little fun then it sounds like a failure of imagination.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? ![]() Thanks Seris! ![]() |
The only problem with letting your kids believe in Santa is being able to let them figure out for themselves that Santa isn't real instead of being traumatized by that one know-it-all kid who thinks he's hot shit because he knows The Truth.
OTOH shattering childhood beliefs prepares them for the reality that people will tell you lies all the time, big ones. It's also a good example of why there is no God. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Hey, don't be counting Santa out just yet. Santa Claus, IN will gladly take your letters.
But it'll only be a matter of time before the aftershock reaches this place. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
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