Is your mom...

Your facebook friend?



I haven't had my mom stalking me on facebook yet, although she is my friend.

But my relatives like to stalk my photos. When I take a suggestive photo with a girl, they'd always gossip about it as though its like WOW MEGA HEADLINES. Irritates me A LOT

Jam it back in, in the dark.

My mom is dead and this thread sucks. I'm giving it one page to improve before I drop it like a fumble.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

No but SHE USES THE FACEBOOK although if she ever ADDS ME AS A FRIEND I will probably NOT ACCEPT

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Encephalon

My mom is dead and this thread sucks. I'm giving it one page to improve before I drop it like a fumble.

I'm totally cool with my zombie-mom following me on Facebook.

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I actually have a bunch of my family on Facebook. They don't normally seem to interfere with whatever I do, mainly because it's none of their business anyway. They respect mine, I respect theirs. Any family I do friend, however, I'm usually alright with telling them just about anything anyway. Otherwise, the family I do friend on there on the site is family I normally don't see too often, mainly because they don't live here in the US.

However, neither of my parents have Facebook. They can't be bothered to get one since they have better things to do than pester me on a website anyway.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Pretty much what Chaotic said. I have some family on my Facebook [my mom included], but really only the ones I talk to regularly. Mostly my cousins.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

My mother died before Facebook existed. So, yes.

How ya doing, buddy?

My aunt tried to add me. Denied that shit so fast.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

My mum hasn't got a facebook account, she doesn't really see the point in the whole thing since no one she speaks to on a regular basis has one either. I've got my brothers added though, and one of my cousins.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I have family on Facebook. I don't care what they see me talking about though. If they don't like it, tough shit.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I make it a point not to add family on Facebook. A few have found me, and they were denied, but most don't even bother to attempt it.

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I've got over half my extended family befriended on Facebook. Father, siblings, aunts, uncles, cousins. We're spread out from Arizona to Minnesota to D.C. to Texas to Maine, so it's genuinely nice to have a method of contact.

Discretion is the key. Facebook is a horrible place to advertise sensitive information in the first place, let alone to your family. So if you're drunk and pissed yourself, or just unexpectedly fucked a really hot chick, keep it to yourself. Most of the time, even your friends don't want to know that shit.

Also, my mom is dead. Thanks a lot, jerkoff.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

While it seems awkward to have your parents as your friends on Facebook, it's even weirder when they go around friending all of your friends too. The mother of a guy I knew in high school shares something like 11 mutual friends with me.

Also, I'm calling shenanigans on that poll. At least four other people in this thread have zombie moms.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Well, there weren't always four options.

Paco could've fixed that himself, but oh well

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Sorry, for a moment there I actually forgot that Paco's a lazy Mexican. I figured he fixed it back at the second post.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by nuttyturnip

I'm totally cool with my zombie-mom following me on Facebook.

Too soon =(

My mom is pretty horrendous with computers and doesn't use the internet beyond checking email and watching Korean dramas.

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Originally Posted by nuttyturnip

I'm totally cool with my zombie-mom following me on Facebook.

I wasn't even cool with her following me around when she was still alive. Why would I want zombie mom all up in mah bizznezz?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

My father hates the idea of any internet social networking, but my mom has Facebook. She has no idea how to use it, but she has it to see all the pictures I post of whateverthefuck.

My sister and some relatives in France also have it. My sister is living overseas, so Facebook is a really great way for her and I to keep in touch as well.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I don't have my mom added, but I do have several of your moms added.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Oh russ u.

Trying to capture a cougar. I prefer a puma or an exotic lynx.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I am a lot more comfortable knowing that my mom knows nothing about my internet life, such as it is. I really don't like knowing about hers.

Quote:

MOM IT'S A YOUTUBE TROLL

NO MOM

MOM HE'S LYING

OH MY GOD MOM

I was speaking idiomatically.

My parents think that facebook is rather stupid/pointless, and I'm glad for that.

A part of me always worries, though, that when I mention to her that "so-and-so's mom added me on facebook" that at some point she's going to be inspired to get one herself. Even though she'll have absolutely no idea how to use it, and we'd probably get in a huge fight if I tried to explain it to her.

I do have extended family on there, mostly cousins, because if we didn't keep in touch that way we might never talk to each other; most of them I see once every year, if I'm lucky. And about 10 of my friends' moms are my friends, as are some of my professors. Talk about awkward...

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

No but SHE USES THE FACEBOOK although if she ever ADDS ME AS A FRIEND I will probably NOT ACCEPT

This.

FELIPE NO

I have an agreement with my parents that they use Myspace and I use Facebook.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I don't even use Facebook, let alone my mom. She barely knows how to open a program. Sure I have the profile there, but it's basically blank, and I leave it there so my fiancee can link it so that our profiles say we're engaged.

I have just recently started getting friend requests from aunts and whatnot, and when I see them I just tell them that I really don't use it... at all.

That said, my fiancee's mother uses it, and has tried to friend request me, and I told her I can't let her be exposed to my wild side, so I keep denying her requests. No, seriously, I do. It's funny. :P

Jam it back in, in the dark.