NCAA Final Four Picks

Wow, George Mason up by 2 with 4 minutes left. I can smell an upset.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'm 0 for 4 for the final four. Unfuckingbelievable.

How ya doing, buddy?

I got one, but trust me quazi, no one else is doing much better. I'm still second in my poll of nearly 100 people.

Also, big ups to George Mason. I really hope they win it all.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Gotta give props to the SEC for getting 2 teams into the Final Four. This was supposedly a down year for the conference... ha. Florida and LSU are representing us well.

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What a tournament. Props to the Patriots. Amazing.

Well, I can no longer score any more points in my pools. No one else can except for one person. If LSU wins their next game, that person wins and I lose. If LSU loses... I am the weiner.

FELIPE NO

Meh, don't worry guys, only like 4 out of 5 million people had this final four picked out.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I'm pretty sure NO ONE on ESPN.com had this one right, actually. What a fucking tournament.

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According to ESPN, 4 people out of the around 2.6 million that signed up for their bracket challenge had this as their final four.. and one of those was from a guy who thought George Mason was George Washington.

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Ah, poor George Mason. They got so far, but it stops here.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Sweet: LSU lost, though I would've wanted them to win. Their defeat ended the pools I was in, making me victorious for 3 of my college years. Whoo... monies. Yay.

It was a remarkable run for George Mason. I don't really care who wins the championship now. I missed the games over the weekend, and I'll probably miss tonight's game as there is a much more important show on.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I watched the first half of the LSU men getting dominated, then got sick and turned it off.

I guess it's better that LSU (men) did lose, since it won't be an SEC East vs. SEC West final.

As for the women, buh. LSU's chance to redeem themselves went down the toilet. CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Wow. What a boring Final game. That was predicted. They probably knew that they stood no chance to playing at the same time as 24, which was fucking awesome.

Congrats to Florida. Frikkin Noah was supposed to go to Maryland. (So was Gay). That would've been ridiculous.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

A tournament full of bracket busters but extremely enjoyable. I was very tempted to call this is the best tourney I've seen in recent years, including Maryland's tourney win several years back (which is still fondly in my memory). The early rounds were full of OT games, buzzer-beaters, I felt like every game I watched was an OT game.

Sadly, the Final Four let me down a bit. There was really little excitement in these last three games as the winners of each pretty much cemented their position by halftime. A rather ho-hum end to an otherwise exciting tourney.

Haha, I'm actually interested in the MD/Duke game coming up in the Women's final. Yeah, I'm sure many people here are of the "ho-hum" women's basketball mentality, but I actually got some enjoyment out of watching an underdog MD team beat the team that everyone had picked to take it all (in UNC). I guess I'll tune in tomorrow, if nothing else is on.

FELIPE NO

Yeah, so the Lady Terps won the national championship. There's rioting down Route 1 (the main road by the university). I don't understand at all.

Women... + basketball... the hell?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Haha, don't they riot in MD anytime they play Duke, win or lose? I remember many times when I would drive by College Park after a big game and it looked like a warzone.

You missed a great game. This championship was much more exciting than the men's final. Just because it was women didn't mean it wasn't an enjoyable game. While I'll admit to joining onto the bandwagon for the women's team, this was a team (as I said) that everyone had slept on, which just adds to more of the accomplishment.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I watched the last few seconds of regulation and the overtime period when a friend of mine was watching the game in the diner (he got kicked out of his apartment because of smoke). I think I was okay with watching what I saw. I was already about to kick something, which would've devastated my big toe.

There's nowhere I can't reach.