[Multiplatform] Left 4 STOP THROWING PIPE BOMBS AT THE TANKS

Originally Posted by Mo0

As for today, I'm about to start cleaning my room.

Oh, so Cthulhu sublet his dimensional portal from R'lyeh to the unsunken dimension outside of time, as you could not actually exist here because of your size.

(You better clean quick before he starts screaming. You know what happens then.)

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Mo0

As for last night, I was at work and didn't make it home until about 10:15 or so.

As for today, I'm about to start cleaning my room.

I'll see you guys in October.

What are you, 8? How long can it possibly take you to clean a room?

How ya doing, buddy?

Yeah, what the fuck is that? Anyways I'm up because LOL INTERNAL CLOCK. GO TO SLEEP AFTER WORK. WAKE UP THREE HOURS LATER.

FFFFFFFffffffffffffffArrgighoihgh whatever though I'll be on as soon as fat man finishes cleaning his room and I finish watching this jap shit.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yeah. I'm down for this afternoon. I'm gonna grab me some Subway action and come back and I'll be dicking around on Quake Wars the rest of the time, I think.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'm on playing lolocean, so I guess we're just waiting for a fourth.

Additional Spam:
Me, Goodhand and Lehah need a 4th if anyone is on. Moo is on, but has been away so I can only assume he's eating, God help us all.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Sorry about yesterday, guys. I learned some interesting facts about fuses and my houses wiring though.

FELIPE NO

That's ok. Even with a man down, THE POWER OF GELB easily overtook Daravon's piddly four man strength.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I can but do so much with my 4-man strength.

How ya doing, buddy?

Nigger, you are going to have to go Super Saiyan to touch this shit.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

You are so white it is amazing sometimes.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Colonel Skills

Nigger, you are going to have to go Super Saiyan to touch this shit.

That line didn't work with the woman you hit on at the bar.

Who turned out to be your mom.

So why would you think we'd be at all impressed?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I seriously want to play with you cats more, but unlike Skills I don't live on the internet. When you cats get a game together, one of you shoot me a txt message. Skills has it. He can do it. I've seen him do it.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Skills is kind of second tier in terms of how often he plays. Not that he's bad - its just that he's off playing with something else. Something... shameful.

The usual suspects are Daravon, Tails, Kyndig and myself. Mo0 jumps in regularly too, especially of late.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Summertime has left me free relatively often, and I think I've gotten better from sheer repetition.

FELIPE NO

Mo0. You still really suck.

Except when you're the Tank. In this one regard, you've strangely been as regular and satisfying as taking a giant shit. This past week you did some pretty damn good shit with it.

Otherwise, you're the broken leg that dooms men to die alone in the wilderness.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I'd play more often, but you've usually got a full team already by the time I notice you're playing. We need to get more of these 8 player versus matches going, since that's where the real fun is.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Hey now wait a minute I am NOT that terrible you colossal asshole

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yes.

Yes you are.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Just posting to confirm that you are, indeed, that terrible Mo0.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Well to be fair LeHah has some pretty loltastic moments as a Survivor. Like when people get snared and he's all "I GOT YOU MAN" but it's always that one zombie keeping him from getting to you or aiming properly. It's always funny.

You two cannot be on the same team. Between Mo0 getting Mo0'd and LeHah getting owned by that one fucking zombie ("God damn it") things just do not work out.

Daravon and I though? Ultimate team. Not as good as GELB FORCE but Dar could earn honorary GELB stripes for being so awesome.

except for that one time I let Daravon get hunter pounced and die because I was saving LeHah for some reason hahaha

I was speaking idiomatically.

Trust is the foundation!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Tails

You two cannot be on the same team. Between Mo0 getting Mo0'd and LeHah getting owned by that one fucking zombie ("God damn it") things just do not work out.

You know, I never had that damn problem until the patch came out. Now it happens on almost every level, every time we play. WTF.

FELIPE NO

It's because they added a "if Gamertag is LeHah then fuck that nigga up" line to the AI Director.

Originally Posted by SailorDaravon

Trust is the foundation!

<3

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

If anyone's lookin' to kill some zombies, I'm online. Just shoot me a message~

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Figured I'd rent this and give it a shot. Been playing it for quite a while today. So, if anyone wants any new meat to openly mock, I extend my offer, good sirs. I am online now.
(I need to hurry up and BUY this thing. Or borrow a copy from someone for a really long period of time.)

There's nowhere I can't reach.