[Multiplatform] Left 4 STOP THROWING PIPE BOMBS AT THE TANKS

We definitely need to coordinate a time to be on this time. I mean, what does it say when we're on XBL and Mo0 isn't? What is this, some kind of bad joke?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I like how me, LeHah, Tails and Kyndig made 3 ENTIRE TEAMS ragequit in a total of 4 rounds.

FELIPE NO

I now know what its like to be on "that team" - the one full of people entirely too good to still be playing the game. (Not that we are, but the difference in skill was astounding)

We literally lit a tank on fire and ran back across half the goddamned map, barely unloading into it at all. Whomever that tank was had to be livid when we destroyed it so utterly; I'd've just given up and let the game respawn the Tank as someone else instead of chasing a bunch of people across the whole fucking level.

How ya doing, buddy?

It's just sad if the tank's teammates couldn't slow you guys down enough for him to catch you. =\

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Grr... Totally wish I was home to play some L4D. I need to rage on Mo0 being a bad tank.

Durn vacations.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by RacinReaver

It's just sad if the tank's teammates couldn't slow you guys down enough for him to catch you. =\

I think everyone is in the habit of spawning *ahead* of the Survivors. So running away from a Tank would mean there was nothing behind us.

Then again, some of these people were utterly retarded. We left the safe house at the start of the second (or first?) level in Dead Air, where theres a refridgerator right next to it? We just closed the door on a Smoker and left him in there the whole level.

It was just one of those things where you felt like Malcolm Muggeridge standing in the middle of a kindergarden.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Man that shit was great. As was the "if Kyndig dies" backup plan.

TODAY. 4PM (EST). Be on fucking Live. If not four than at least the couple of hours after it. I'm sure we'll be on for a while.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

PLAN B ENABLED
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COMMENCE OPERATION "HE IS ALREADY DEAD"

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Mo0 said he ain't gonna be on because he gots work.

I assume this means a series of pie eating contests.

AFTER THE ROBOT HOLOCAUST (5/25)
Oh my god I just got out of a 4 hour session and I have a splitting headache from laughing so hard at the randoms we played. Everyone on our side did really well and we had some really sick timing during most of our attacks, I don't think I've ever done so well as an infected before.

AFTER THE SECULAR WORLD COLLAPSES (5/27)

"hmmnhm mhnhm nhn mhn mnhmnhhmhmhmhmmmm DOG"

FUNNIEST. SHIT. EVER.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

LEHAH HAS STARTLED THE WITCH

(Despite the fact that it was Roflfox who threw the hail mary pipe bomb from 100 feet away to save LeHah from the zombie horde oh shit the witch is right there too late already threw it)

LEHAH HAS BEEN INCAPACITATED

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA awesome"

FELIPE NO

Its very entertaining to watch you guys. LeHah's right, you guys sure did pull off some of the awesome timing of attacks I had ever seen.

The last week when I was supposed to play Ultima, I ended up watching you guys play because its SO mad fun to watch you guys plow those randoms so easily and HOW. You guys are AWESOME. <3

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

It is completely amazing to me how often people ragequit in this game, frequently on the 2nd part of their first round, just because they didn't kill us.

Things that the rest of you fuckers have missed because no one else wants to play but me, Kyndig, Tails and Lehah, all off the top of my head and in the last week alone:

-Memorial day we attempted to play 4 games; we made 2 teams ragequit, the other 2 games we won by over 7000 points. This past Saturday it took us essentially 4 hours to complete one full game because we were making whole teams ragequit so quickly.

-Hilarious messages sent to rage quitters. These two guys quit out the 2nd part of the first round, and I sent them a message asking them if they quit in real life when things got hard, and one of them responded yes.

-Blood Harvest 4; I'm a Hunter at the beginning of the round. I get up on the cliffs to the right of the saferoom. I jump at the straggler, hit a tree WHICH CORRECTS MY AIM and I pounce on the guy for 25 damage. The rest of the team is slightly ahead and boomed on, and I flat out kill this guy and he quits, whose name is something like XxRarexXSkillzXx. I send him a message saying something along the lines of his skills being indeed "rare." His response: "thanks. ps I'm eleven years old" and then he sends me a friends request. I decline to dodge the federal watchlists.

-POSSIBLY THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN HAPPEN IN THIS GAME: Dead Air Finale, we're the survivors, and I'm on the turret. If you pull turret all the way to the left as far as it will go there's one of those baggage cart things that the Tank can hit. At some point I see the Boomer trying to get behind it, and he cuts behind it. Firing the turret, I push the cart (with the boomer still hiding behind it) all the way against the plane behind it, after a few more seconds the Boomer literally POPS dead from being squished.

-Where's Waldo bitch?

-Riveting discussion about how we should be able to buy new outfits for the special infected. My ideas were a foppish jester's hat for the Smoker, or a fake Alligator cap for the Boomer, so on Death Toll 2's crescendo event you could fool the survivors into thinking there's just a croc in the water.....OR IS IT?

-Taking people one-way rides to Daravon Town, population youuuuuuu

-As the infected on No Mercy 1, we forced two survivors to hold up in a closet in the building (pantry in the kitchen with the door that's on the 2nd floor down, before you drop down the hole) by booming on one of them, and then the other guy stuck with him apparently. What ensued was some of the best shit ever, as Kyndig (as the boomer) and me (as the smoker), kept them in there for like 2 minutes, since the other guys had apparently just bounced. Eventually while they were boomed at some point they made a run for it; I pulled the first one back, the other dude runs past him AND the boomer, and just totally jets, with Kyndig just chasing him as the boomer and slashing him. I think I killed the guy I pulled. We were all laughing so hard I almost gave myself an asthma attack, and Kyndig was asking Tails if he was crying because his laughter sounded like "deep sobbing."

-Death Toll; we get a team in the 4th round who attempts to start griefing by doing the holding up in the saferoom thing. Takes a while but we kill them. So the final round, I'm like fuck it, let's do the same. Before you go out into the street there's a trashcan on your left that you can knock over to jump on a shelf, to get on "top" of one of the little offices. Kyndig decides to fuck it and be a hero, and makes it past the houses before dying. Me, Lehah and Tails hold the top there for around forty-five minutes. After a while the other team starts just hunter jumping back and forth between the safe room (to our right), the street entrance (to our left) and the office beneath us. Then the Smoker would just start shambling along hilariously beneath us from room to room, and half the time we couldn't kill him because we were laughing so hard, which prompted Tails to utter something completely unintelligible for like 5 seconds, followed by "dawg" at the end which Lehah referenced above. And the whole time we are killing them, we're going out of our way to go back down for ammo, teabag them furiously, and turn our lights on and off repeatedly. I finish 2 beers, and the whole time Kyndig is watching Behind Enemy Lines. Finally we decided to just go for it once we're all down to like half health, and with me being the last person I made it to like 2 feet from starting the radio when they killed us. On their turn they tried to do something similar but failed miserably.

I mentioned this in game, but Tails' completely unintelligible thing followed by "dawg" completely reminds me (and sounds like) this:



Jam it back in, in the dark.

Who was it that did the amazing Batman Boomer jump off the guardhouse? We utterly destroyed that team in no time and were laughing hystically while doing it.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I'm probably stupid, but I'm drawing a blank on what you mean by guardhouse. Generally speaking any ninja boomer insanity is Kyndig. The only spectacular boom I can remember I've done lately is that Death Toll 1 one where I got the whole team right as the guy startled the witch.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by SailorDaravon

I'm probably stupid, but I'm drawing a blank on what you mean by guardhouse.

The watchtower right in front of the trainstation. I don't know what else to call it.

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Oh, the tower. I'm pretty sure that was Kyndig.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I should be free to play again, so holler at me on Steam if you're up for a Game or two. Daravon, what's your Steam ID?

How ya doing, buddy?

We're playing on 360. I have it on PC but haven't played it there for a while, since 99% of my friends play on 360 . My user ID is posted earlier in this thread, I honestly don't remember what it is, I think it's Mr Daravon.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by SailorDaravon

I have it on PC but haven't played it there for a while, since 99% of my friends play on 360

I think you mean "Only snobs who think PC Gaming is still alive and well play the game on that."

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I find it hilarious that as I'm reading your post I see you online on UT3 on 360. Also are we playing tonight? I can call Tails and Kyndig and find out what the fuck is going on.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

It's cool if you're too good for us, Daravon

It doesn't hurt our feelings or anything

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Work tonight, Dar (I just got up so I need to go eat and possibly watch FMA2). I'm cool tomorrow though.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by LeHah

I think you mean "Only snobs who think PC Gaming is still alive and well play the game on that."

For the record this does not apply to me, I have both a 360 and PC. I never understood the console / PC loyalty thing anyway, seems silly.

Well for anyone else with L4D on PC, same as before: send me a message if you want to kill some infected

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Originally Posted by Pangalin

It's cool if you're too good for us, Daravon

It doesn't hurt our feelings or anything

To be fair, I've owned a gaming-capable PC for about 2 months, and it's a laptop my wife has been on 24/7 basically. I bought L4D on PC when it was half off a month or two ago on Steam, and I've played it like once

Also you suck Tails. I'm so waking your ass up at like 3PM tomorrow. Normally I'd say if Moo's around LeHah we could try to rope him in, and I can Kyndig a call and see what's up, or if anybody else wants to play (ON 360 HUR HUR) we can meet up. Moo just got off though (hi-yo), but we can probably get a crew together sometime tonight maybe?


Edit: Kyndig said he'd be willing to get on if we had a full crew, so if LeHah is game we'd need at least one more.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Dude, Im always down for L4D.

AND YOU KNOW THIS. MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.

Originally Posted by Dark Nation

For the record this does not apply to me, I have both a 360 and PC. I never understood the console / PC loyalty thing

Its not a matter of loyalty - its a matter that the PC is an absolutely dead market that weirdos sadly cling to in the hopes that something will save it. I mean, unless you're doing Guildwars or RTS - the PC is completely dead and has been for years. I'd love for it to come back - most of my all-time favorite games are on the PC - but for right now, its a fart in a wind storm.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?