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Hopefully quick post before I'm slain again. Would be interested, but since you've got three I'll sit this one out. Good game though, and nice solve on the last puzzle Dopefish.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
SuperSonic Hawkeye Garr I'm going to try a more realistic game of Wheel of Fortune, using the actual wheel configuration from the show. I'm going to limit the game to 40 letter guesses total but a minimum of four rounds (if the 40th guess comes before or during the fourth round, we'll go to Final Spin mode in the fourth round, where vowels will be worth $0 and consonants will be worth $1,000 + whatever space the wheel lands on when I spin it), and there will be a Bonus Round for the winner. Wheel values:
Space 6 is a Free Spin space, meaning if you land on it and guess a letter in the puzzle, you'll get $300 per letter and a free spin which you can use at any point in the game to save yourself from the Lose Turn or Bankrupt spaces (but, sadly, you'll still go Bankrupt). The free spin space will thereafter be $300 per letter. Space 9 is a Gift Tag space, meaning if you land on it and guess a letter in the puzzle, you'll receive a gift tag which will be worth $300 per letter and a random bonus between $500-$1000. Note that you'll have to solve the puzzle to redeem it. The Gift Tag space will thereafter be $300 per letter. Space 12 is a $1,000,000 space, meaning if you land on it, you'll have to roll an additional 1d3. If you roll a 1 or a 3 on the roll, you'll be Bankrupt. If you roll a 2 and guess a letter in the puzzle, you'll get $800 per letter and the chance for $1,000,000 in the bonus round if you win and don't go Bankrupt through the remainder of the game. The $1,000,000 space will thereafter be $800 per letter. Space 20 is a Wild Card space, meaning if you land on it and guess a letter in the puzzle, you'll be given $700 per letter and a Wild Card space, which you may use at any point in the game to search for two letters in the puzzle at your discretion. (You may also hold onto it for the Bonus Round.) Thereafter the Wild Card space will be worth $700 per letter. Space 22 is a Prize space, meaning if you land on it and guess a letter in the puzzle, you'll be given $350 per letter and a random bonus between $4,000 and $7,000. Note that you'll have to solve the puzzle to redeem it. Thereafter the Prize space will be worth $350 per letter. With that said, here's the puzzle and the category: |_||_||_||_| |_||_||,| |_||_||'||_||_| |_||_| |_||_| |_||_||_||_||!| SAYING Let's play the feud! Err, let's see who's going first...Hawkeye! Jam it back in, in the dark. |
There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() |
By the way, I was planning to make it so that the spaces changed according to the last spin. And I could still do that. Just to make it more realistic.
Additional Spam: Since Hawkeye is currently dead, he PM'ed me his letter request, which was R. Nope. Garr, it's your turn. Most amazing jew boots
Last edited by Dopefish; Apr 1, 2009 at 11:49 PM.
Reason: This member got a little too post happy.
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Verily, there tis'n't. It is now SuperSonic's turn, forsooth.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Is there an S? I was speaking idiomatically. |
Actually, no. There is no S.
I guess I picked a tough one to start! ![]() Hawkeye, your chance again. (I'll keep PMing people as long as Gaminfort is still going.) Guessed letters: B R S What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
... drat. FELIPE NO ![]() |
No Hs, either! Someone will get one eventually.
SuperSonic, your turn. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Is there a T? Jam it back in, in the dark. |
BING! BING! *clap clap clap*
|_||_||_||_| |_||T||,| |_||_||'||_||_| |_||_| |_||T| |_||_||_||_||!| SAYING SuperSonic - $700 (plus $4704 prize) Hawkeye - $0 Garr - $0 Well, it's about time someone put a dent in the puzzle! That's $700 to you, PLUS...A GREAT TRIP TO TOKYO! Prize value worth $4704! (That is, if you solve the puzzle in this round.) That said, you have control of the wheel, still, SuperSonic. Guessed letters: B H R S T Wheel values:
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
I'd like to buy an E, Vanna.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
BING! BING! *clap clap clap*
|_||_||_||_| |_||T||,| |_||E||'||_||_| |_||_| |_||T| |_||_||_||E||!| SAYING SuperSonic - $550 (plus $4704 prize) Hawkeye - $0 Garr - $0 Still got a lot of work to do! I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
I'll buy an A.
How ya doing, buddy? |
No you won't, because there aren't any. Sorry.
Hawkeye, you're up again. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Additional Spam: I'll try W. FELIPE NO ![]()
Last edited by Scent of a Grundle; Apr 4, 2009 at 01:27 AM.
Reason: This member got a little too post happy.
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BING! *clap clap*
|_||_||_||_| |_||T||,| |W||E||'||_||_| |_||_| |_||T| |_||_||_||E||!| SAYING SuperSonic - $550 (plus $4704 prize) Hawkeye - $800 Garr - $0 What'll you do now, Hawkeye? What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
I would like to buy an I
Jam it back in, in the dark. ![]() |
BING! BING! BING! *clap clap clap*
|_||_||_||_| |I||T||,| |W||E||'||_||_| |_||_| |I||T| |_||I||_||E||!| SAYING SuperSonic - $550 (plus $4704 prize) Hawkeye - $650 Garr - $0 Making some headway now! There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Let's hope an L is helpful. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. ![]() |
BING! BING! BING! *clap clap clap*
|_||_||_||_| |I||T||,| |W||E||'||L||L| |_||_| |I||T| |L||I||_||E||!| SAYING SuperSonic - $550 (plus $4704 prize) Hawkeye - $1550 Garr - $0 Guessed letters: B E H I L R S T W That would've been nicer if you spun some bigger money, but there's still plenty of space on there. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
I'm not hitting anything helpful. I'll try a D. I was speaking idiomatically. ![]() |
BING! *clap clap*
|_||_||_||_| |I||T||,| |W||E||'||L||L| |D||_| |I||T| |L||I||_||E||!| SAYING SuperSonic - $550 (plus $4704 prize) Hawkeye - $1850 Garr - $0 You're still finding letters, which is always a good thing. Keep it up! Note: between SuperSonic's letter guesses and Hawkeye's so far, the consecutive letters have spelled out "TEA" and "WILD". Coincidince? Probably. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Alright, I guess I'll solve, I don't want to push my luck too much...
F*** IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE! I have this weird thing about not swearing. Deal with it. FELIPE NO ![]() |
Congratulations, Hawkeye, you solved the puzzle!
SuperSonic - $0 Garr - $0 01. Hawkeye guessed R. No Rs. 02. Garr guessed B. No Bs. 03. SuperSonic guessed S. No Ss. xx. Hawkeye landed on Lose Turn. 04. Garr guessed H. No Hs. 05. SuperSonic guessed T. 2 Ts. ($350x2)+prize ($4704). 06. SuperSonic guessed E. 2 Es. -$250. 07. SuperSonic guessed A. No As. 08. Hawkeye guessed W. 1 W. ($800x1) 09. Hawkeye guessed I. 3 Is. -$250 10. Hawkeye guessed L. 3 Ls. ($300x3) 11. Hawkeye guessed D. 1 D. ($300x1) 12. Hawkeye guessed puzzle "FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!". Puzzle solved. So it's on to round 2, with a couple things changed on the wheel: Wheel values:
Space 14 is the Jackpot space, meaning if you land on it and guess a letter in the puzzle, you'll be given $500 per letter and the chance to win the Jackpot (which starts at $5,000 and increases progressively based on where players land each turn) by solving the puzzle immediately. Space 17 has increased in value from $2,500 to $3,500. Space 18 has been changed from a money space to a Bankrupt space. It's now Garr's turn, with this puzzle and category: do-do-do-do |_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |_|_|_|_|_| THINGS Jackpot: $5,000 (By the way, I should've deducted $250 from SuperSonic's score in the previous round for guessing for As and there not being any. I wasn't sure if that was the rule but it's been confirmed. So guessing vowels in the puzzle and being wrong causes you to lose your turn and $250.) How ya doing, buddy? |
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