[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

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I was also thinking that with the whole Edge win thing, that will set Hardy up against Edge and Hardy beating Edge is much more plausible than Hardy beating HHH for the belt

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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The spoiler to end all spoilers.

On Dec 5th, ya betta WATCH OUT, A HURRICANE IS COMING THROUGH!!!! (well, maybe...)

Hurricane Helms defeated MVP.

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It seems that Christian and Tomko are inseperatable. Christian may be coming back to the WWE and guess who else is now making a return?

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Okay..I'm calling this right now. Miz over Mysterio, Morrison over Finlay, Morrison over Mysterio, The Miz over Kingston leading to the Miz vs Morrison with Miz winning.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'll agree with the first two, but I figure Punk and Kingston will get the wins. After that, Kingston will defeat Punk and go on to to defeat Regal for the IC Title.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'll go with Slash on this one as I have wondered how they were planning to break up the Miz/Morrison team as those guys have teamed for over a year.

Whoever faces Regal will begin a face turn while is partner will turn on him.

FELIPE NO

Prediction time:

I really have to start watching more TNA. I really am behind in story lines....

Knockouts Match
Angelina Love, Velvet Sky & Sharmell vs. ODB, Taylor Wilde & Roxxi
Hard one here. Given though that Sharmell, who really isn't a wrestler is on one side, I am going for ODB, Wilde, and Roxxi.


Feast or Fired Match
Talk about hard to pick. I AM going to pick that the former Curry Man will return as Daniels and win again-this time getting an X-Division shot. Those who will get fired and the world title shot are kinda up in the air. So yeah, I'm not going to pick here, especialyl given that they might have matches to switch cases anyway...



TNA Knockouts Championship
Awesome Kong vs. Christy Hemme
Kong has the title again and I don't forsee her losing it just yet.

Winner: Awesome Kong

TNA X Division Championship
Sheik Abdul Bashir vs. Eric Young
Young won the title before only to have that win nullified. watch for Bashir to win it via cheap ways.

TNA World Tag Team Championship
Beer Money, Inc. vs. Abyss & Matt Morgan
Aren't Abyss/Morgan showing signs of a feud? At any rate, they aren't going to get the gold here. rarely ever does the 'two towers of power' win.

Winner: Beer Money

Special Enforcer: Mick Foley
Career on the line in TNA vs. A Rematch at Genesis vs. Jeff Jarrett for Kurt Angle
Kurt Angle vs. Rhino
Angle is suppose to get someone in his corner who once teamed with Foley. Someone who they said at one point (and they took away) was a former world champ in which I'd say Terry Funk. I still say Terry is a possibility with others being Snow, Whipwreck, and maybe even Kevin Sullivan. The Rock would be amazingly, but that is very, very unlikely as is the same for Austin and Kane.
Oh, and the match? Kurt isn't going anywhere and Rhino has nothing to lose...so Angle gets it here.
Winner: Kurt Angle

TNA World Heavyweight Championship
If Team Frontline Wins, AJ Styles is the TNA World Champion, if the Main Event Mafia win, Sting retains the TNA World title
TEAM FRONTLINE: Samoa Joe, AJ Styles, & Team 3D vs. The MAIN EVENT MAFIA: Kevin Nash, Booker T., Scott Steiner & Sting
Amusingly, I just bought the DVD where Styles won his 3rd world title...a reign that lasted roughly a month. Could this be number four? My guess is, yes. While I would normally go with the champ after losing a match the previously show, I think this is how they are going to have Sting go out regarding his final world title reign. Oh, and having Sting lose to Rhyno was both understandable (only way to realyl build him up for Kurt) and idiotic (suddenly Rhyno, who is best a mid-carder at this stage, pins Sting).
The question is, who is going to take the loss. And who is going to take the win. that's right, Joe can choke out Nash in which Styles gets the title. I would not be surprised to see something like Joe choking out say, Steiner (most likely candidate to lose) to win thet itle only to be annoyed that Styles gets the title. he then challenges Styles, and there is an added variable of the unrest between Styles/Joe. However, that complicates things too much and would end the MEM storyline too early. Instead, I am going with the idea that Styles will be the guy who DOES pin Sting during all of this. The MEM will then turn on Sting for 'dropping the ball' in which they then deem Kurt as the new leader. However, don't be surprised if this doesn't hapepn until after the next PPV (the idea being Sting gets a rematch, fails, while Kurt gets a rematch and succeed).
Oh, and I have considered Sting retaining. It would be nice as Sting would then have his 2nd longest reign since um, 92? However, after Styles and Joe, who else is properly built to face Sting? jarrett is a nice, 'feel-good' possiblity which would be quite a reversal (both in roles AND fan's feelings) from a few years back but Jarrett is pacing himself and still has his match with Angle. Styles on the other hand would have Booker T, Angle, and possibly Joe.
anyway, Styles gets it here.

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JBL earned the title of epic dumbass wuss on their Iraq tour for getting his ass knocked out by someone no one would believe.

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JOEY STYLES

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I was just aboutto say Slash. Wow, can you hear it? And your new world champion.....Joooooooooooooooooeeeeeey Styllllllllllllllllles!!!

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I think that this really put JBL in his place though. Especially because he has pulled a lot of backstage antics to piss people off. The Blue Meanie and Palmer Cannon are two that come to mind.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Spike Dudley also comes to mind. I thought there was something about him being hazed with tape and all (as well as most of ECW and WCW's talent). Miz also had some issues supposedly. The funny thing though is they are just suppose to take it because JBL is a veternan. I can understand tradition, and respect and all, but no matter how you slice it, I can't go with that.

How ya doing, buddy?

Yeah, but the thing is JBL is a "Veteran" who no one actually likes. Part of me almost believes thats why HHH went to SD!, at least part of it. I honestly think that HHH wants the business to get better and improve so, most likely, he has no problem with helping the younger guys out. JBL is an ass. The only backstage politics I've heard about HHH is the Kliq and thats pretty much it. Everyone knows secretly HHH kinda runs the show, but he doesn't run it into the ground.

HHH is like Cena and Edge, you give him the ball, he'll run with it.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Just a merchandise reminder:

Today... er... yesterday for most, you could say, was the release date for the new WWE DVD: The Twisted, Disturbed Life of Kane. It is a 3-disc set, featuring 8 hours of matches and bonus scenes telling the tale of the Big Red Monster.

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Being a big Kane fan over the years, I knew I was gonna pick this up. However, honestly, I think Kane/WWE/whoever could have picked some better matches to fill the timeslots. I LOVE the fact that they put the first ever Inferno Match, being it's my favorite type of match, despite the fact that Kane lost it. There were 3 more matches that they completely omitted from use.

The storyline has many holes in it between matches picked, mainly around the formation of the Ministry of Darkness, the points in 2002 when HHH accused Kane of murder, and in 2003, right after Kane's unmasking. While it was added as a special feature, the Interview where he set Jim Ross on fire was quite vital to the main story and should have been treated as such, though, I am glad they showed him tombstoning Linda McMahon to build up his feud with Shane McMahon. Least they tried to do something right after botching it the way they did.

More holes include the 2006 storyline where someone (Festus, as pointed out earlier in this thread) took Kane's mask and old outfit and used it against Kane, the Inferno Match with MVP, as it was Kane's 1st win in such a match after losing 3. Come on, he said himself "Fire is my passion", or some shit like that.

Forgot to note, they COMPLETELY omitted the assassination of the Undertaker at Survivor Series 2003, which brought him back to being the "True" Undertaker that he is at WrestleMania 20.

Most of 06 and 07, as well as whatever chunks of 08 they had at the time of compiling have been omitted.

Oh, yeah, another omition from the BEGINNING... Kane setting the Undertaker's casket on fire at the Royal Rumble 98. That pretty much triggered the Undertaker finally giving in and fighting Kane at WM 14.

Well, at least they added 1 Inferno Match. I can be happy with that. I can't quite say this is the BEST WWE Superstar DVD set I've ever bought, but definitely a great one.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Again..its the WWE...they've misused Kane for years.

Give him the fucking WWE title because he would do tremendous with it I think.

FELIPE NO

Gene Snitsky was released. I wonder if it was his fault.

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First, we have new tag team champs. Miz/Morrison beat Punk/Koji for the titles. I guess it makes sense though as Punk/Koji really don't have anyone to feud against for the titles.


With taht being said, prediction time:

Diva's Match: I don't care at all. However, McCool is going to turn heel here. That being said:
Winners: Victoria and the rest of the heels.

Batista Vs Randy Orton: This is the hardest match here. Orton has beaten Batista consistently as of late. It would make Batista look bad if he was pinned again. However, an Orton loss here would not be good as they are obviously building towards another title chase (and perhaps reign).
However, there is another problem altogether. I am presuming the winner of this match will go on to face the winner of Cena/Jericho. That leaves these possiblities:
Jericho Vs Batista (done last month)
Cena Vs Batista (done at Summerslam)
Cena Vs Orton (done over and over again since Summerslam of 07 to the next PPV, then again at Mania and Backlash)
Jericho Vs Orton (done a year ago)
There isn't much of a chance for new matches here. Orton Vs Cena has been done to death. Batista Vs Cena would be nice but should be held off until Mania for their rematch. Jericho vs Orton would be entertaining and the freshest match but they are both heels. Not saying it's impossible (they did in fact do Angle Vs HHH at the Royal Rumble for the title) but highly unlikely.
However, with all being said, I am going to go with Orton on this one, whichwill slowly lead to a Batista heel turn.
Winner: Orton

Finley Vs Henry: Finley has been getting punked in his feud with Henry. If he loses here, I forsee Finley turning heel and on Hornswaggle as a big 'shocker' moment. however, more than likely he'll beat Henry here as the use of weapons is in his favor.
Winnter: Finley

Matt Hardy Vs Kozlov: Matt isn't winning this one. At least it's not for the ECW title as I think that would hurt, not help, Kozlov's momentum. Kozlov will move on to a WWE world title shot. What did I just say? Read on.

Punk Vs Mysterio: People are already wondering if Punk (or Koji) are in the doghouse since they lost the tag titles on a house show no less. Me? Ithink it makes sense as that show was a mutli-brand show and furthermore Punk/Koji had nowhere to go with the titles. For many, that also means that Punk is going over Mysterio as he moves on back to his singles career. I disagree but let's move on to the match. This is a match that I don't believe has happened before. They have wrestled each other in a triple threat where the last opponent was the late, great Eddie Guerrerro. It was for one of Punk's titles, and in that match, neither Punk nor Mysterio won, Eddie did. Punk did win the title back the next night though.
So then, who will win THIS match? Hard to say. PUnk/Regal has been done a few times but their matches were golden. Mysterio/Regal was done waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back in WCW for the Television title so this could be a fresh feud. It's hard to believe that either guy is going for the IC title given they were both former world champions but it does make sense given the "Best of the Intercontential Champion" DVD is being promoted. I just hope they don't promote the fact that it was not been defended at Wrestlemania since I think 2002? At any rate, unless Kane interferes, look for Rey to get the duke here, which may plant the seeds for a Punk heel turn (as in truth, now that they have killed off his feud with Orton for no reason, he has nowhere else to go).
Winner: Rey Rey

Jericho Vs Cena, World Title: this was a hard match to predict. The most likely situation would be Cena retaining and it being Orton/Cena for the title. Jericho Vs Orton is also possible but honestly I feel that Orton would need to turn face. And that may be what happens...but not immediatly.
What did I say? Orton turn face? Yes. Orton is now to the point where he can still have that intensity but do so as a face. He is getting cheered more and more now, and honestly Jericho is the top heel on Raw. But how to do it?
Here's how. Cena DQ's himself by beating hte crap out of Jericho without restraint (or perhaps Jericho gets DQ'd because Orton interferes thereby setting up the seeds for their feud). They have a NO DQ match at the Royal Rumble. Jericho wins and wins the title while Orton goes on to win the Rumble. The stage is set, with both men as heels. Orton and Jericho talk smack with each other and attempt to punk each other out. Jericho then says he is 'tired of Orton' and even goes on to say he wants a six man tag team match where Orton/Mabu(Is that his name?)/Rhodes will face him, someone else who somehow will fit into this or is aligned with Jericho (why couldnt' you not screw up Lance Cade?) and someone who wants revenge against Orton which would be Ted Jr. Ted Jr. would say he wants revenge for Orton taking him out and Rhodes/Mabu turning on it.

So the match is set and then go at it only for Orton's team mates to turn on him and it being a five-on-one assault. They pummel Orton as Rhodes later says hen ever forgot Orton slapping him/taking out his team mate and so they set up the plan. They could even say the old phrase "Keep your friends closer and your enemies closer". this can then lead into a series of one on one matches with Orton being pissed off challenging Jericho and his group to a gauntlet match. Orton wins all his matches save for Jericho in which they brutalize Orton right before he gets Jericho at the end of the gauntlet. Jericho then takes out Orton, pins him, or even locks on the Walls of Jericho on an unconscious Orton. This solifies Orton's face turn, solidifies the main event at Mania, solidifies Jericho being a heel, etc. Things fade out to Mania for their match (in which Orton wins).
Winner: Jericho by DQ.

WWE title: Edge Vs Triple H Vs Jeff Hardy: There has been some speculation that what they did with Hardy is more or less a warning of "Make sure your ass is in gear before we give you the title". That being said, I am gong with Hardy here. What did I say? Yes, Jeff Hardy wins the title. It was a year ago that Jeff beat Triple H (who ironically enough is in this match) for his biggest win to date (excluding his win over the Deadman). Jeff is now going going to take that one step further by claiming the biggest prize of them off.
It makes sense too. Triple H holding the title has already been done and Edge has held the title consistently for parts of 2006, 2007 and 2008. It doesn't help Edge to hold the title longer and honestly there isn't anyone else Edge can feud with for the title (Taker has been done to death, Kennedy is just starting to come back, Triple H would be decent but they jsut had a match, Kozlow is a heel...). Jeff on the other hand does has some contendres for the title. He could face Kozlow who just beat his brother senseless for the title. He could then face either Triple H or Edge (presumably Triple H) at No Way Out where in a reversal of roles, Triple H shakes Jeff's hand after Jeff retains. He could then face Edge at Wrestlemania in which Edge could reclaim it, or in a shocker, Jeff could retain there (which would be a feel good moment seeing the 'young blood' hold the titles at the end of Mania 25..). So yes, shocking, scary, perhaps lacking sanity, Jeff gets the title.
Winner: Jeff hardy

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Well even though Miz/Morrison won the titles, who exactly do they have to go against for the titles? I'll give these predictions a try too:

Diva's Match: The competitors will be stripped to their bra and panties and make out, resulting in a double DQ but everyone wins.
Winner: Double DQ

Batista Vs Randy Orton: Look for Batista to get the win here, paying him back for that loss at Survivor Series.
Winner: Batista

Finley Vs Henry: Henry gets the win here, but Finley lays a beat down on the man afterwards, with Hornswoggle delivering the Tadpole Splash in the end.
Winner: Henry

Matt Hardy Vs Kozlov: Hardy will win by DQ.
Winner: Hardy

Punk Vs Mysterio: Mysterio coming back and pinning the Miz after being injured, then pinning Kofi in the semifinals...yeah, Punk won't win this one.
Winner: Mysterio

Jericho Vs Cena, World Title: Cena is pissed about what Jericho said about the fans and the beat down he received from Jericho, Orton, Rhodes, and Mabu. Jericho might be forming a new faction that has long been needed to be seen on Raw. Cena will win, but get destroyed by the four mentioned above after the match.
Winner: Cena (dammit)

WWE title: Edge Vs Triple H Vs Jeff Hardy: Edge has the title back, and he's not going to be a transitional champion again. He'll retain here.
Winner: Edge

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Miz and Morrison with the titles is a good thing. But didn't their match against DX supposed to be, we lose we split, you lose you split?

Diva's Match: Wait...divas in WWE still wrestle? I thought it was slap, slap, pull hair, pin that doesn't make sense, kick to face, kick to stomach, finishin move, end.

Anyways, I don't care lol.

Batista Vs Randy Orton: I'm thinking DiBiase Jr. will return costing Orton the match. I see DiBiase a successful singles wrestler and keeping Manu and Rhodes together...until Umaga returns, then throw Manu with Umaga. That would be a sick tag team right there.
Winner: Batista

Finley Vs Henry: Finlay DQ with the Facecrusher
Winner: Henry by DQ

Matt Hardy Vs Kozlov: Hardy will win after countering the battering ram
Winner: Hardy

Punk Vs Mysterio: Mysterio will win. Punk is cool and all but him and Kofi have a revenge match against M..and...M...haha!
Winner: Mysterio

Jericho Vs Cena, World Title: Cena will win here. It makes absolutely no sense to put the title back on Jericho because if they do..then whos the transitional champion?

Punk, Jericho, Batista, Jericho, Cena Jericho...Seems like it would be Jericho to me.
Winner: Cena

WWE title: Edge Vs Triple H Vs Jeff Hardy: Honestly..with Christian coming back I forsee more of an Edge and Christian reunion and the way they've been pushing Hardy, it wouldn't make any sense to not put the title on him. And it makes sense. I mean they're pushing Kozlov so it would have been stupid to have Hardy pin Kozlov, and I don't see Hardy pinning HHH. But Hardy pinning Edge I can easily see.

Winner: Hardy

ARRRMMMAAAGGGEGEEEDDDDOOOONNNNN!!!! Spoilers

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Diva's Match:-throws up a bit- Mickie James' team...-vomits-

Batista Vs Randy Orton: Batista

Finlay Vs Henry: I feel like a 'tard for saying they're be a DQ when it was basically a street fight...but Finlay won.

Matt Hardy Vs Kozlov: Kozlov

Punk Vs Mysterio: CM Punk won? This is going to be interesting when he faces Regal.

Jericho Vs Cena: Cena

WWE title:Hardy is FINALLY a triple crown Champion.

Also...there was something about HBK and JBL making some kind of deal or something?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Spoiler:

So half right, half wrong.


But I called it and it happened. Hardy became the champ!

BTW, Thoughts on HBK/JBL/ After the Styles thing, HBK should come back, say "Are you kidding me?!", take BACK his award and superkick JBL. Why? Just thought it be humorous and you KNOW that eventually they'll be taking shots at JBL for it anyway...

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I just noticed this last night on RAW when they showed an image from Armageddon...

But has anyone else noticed that the WWE championship still says Mon-Nite RAW on it?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Taking bets now on how fast a wellness violation causes him to drop the title to HHH.

I think two weeks sounds about right.

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Originally Posted by Kostaki

Taking bets now on how fast a wellness violation causes him to drop the title to HHH.

I think two weeks sounds about right.

I don't think Hardy is going to make that Mistake again.

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I'd like to think so, but winning title(s) does not absolve someone who has repeatedly been hit with wellness issues from irrational behavior.



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But With RVD, that was his first strike.

Hardy does it and hes fired.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Plus, the situations ARE different. RVD didn't have that feeling of "making a mistake and that's it for you". Jeff knows that if he screws up, he loses his title, and his job.

Oh, and Jeff won't job the title to Triple H if that were to happen. Edge would get it back.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by mortis

Plus, the situations ARE different. RVD didn't have that feeling of "making a mistake and that's it for you". Jeff knows that if he screws up, he loses his title, and his job.

Oh, and Jeff won't job the title to Triple H if that were to happen. Edge would get it back.

That and HHH wouldn't have lost to Jeff to get into the triple threat match in the first place.

We ALL know HHH has a bit of say in who gets the title and Hardy has such a huge following of fans from those who saw their debut back in what...'98? and those who have followed him to his return. Hardy truly is the human highlight reel and the triple threat match between Edge-HHH-Hardy was incredible.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.