Halloween Costumes?

My friend and I are spending the day dressed as Good Burger employees. By night, we'll be fully decked out in the finest of bro attire: Hollister collared shirt, khaki cargo shorts, Birkenstock sandals, a fitted cap thrown backward and a bit to the side, aviator shades and silver cross necklaces. Joining us for our evening excusion will be the ever-dapper Sam, looking particularly slutty in an unseasonally-short black dress, high stiletto heels and hair done to perfection. In short: She's going as our ho.

When the frat guys ask us who we're supposed to be we plan on flashing big old smiles and telling them, "We're you!"

Shotgun Natty Ice, 'erry day.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Capo

My friend and I are spending the day dressed as Good Burger employees. By night, we'll be fully decked out in the finest of bro attire: Hollister collared shirt, khaki cargo shorts, Birkenstock sandals, a fitted cap thrown backward and a bit to the side, aviator shades and silver cross necklaces. Joining us for our evening excusion will be the ever-dapper Sam, looking particularly slutty in an unseasonally-short black dress, high stiletto heels and hair done to perfection. In short: She's going as our ho.

When the frat guys ask us who we're supposed to be we plan on flashing big old smiles and telling them, "We're you!"

Shotgun Natty Ice, 'erry day.

Pay me a visit, will you? I gotta see your black eye.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

A trip to the nearest mirror should suffice.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

You are going to have fun for Halloween ! It is funny to be dressed as Good Burger employees.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Merging thread with previously existing thread. I still want to dress up as a Big Daddy from Bioshock.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I would like to dress up as Leatherface for Halloween. Or like the crazy guy with a chainsaw from Resident Evil 4. I am sure I could find a costum like this somewhere ... Of course, I won't get a real chainsaw.

FELIPE NO

If you're not willing to get a "real chainsaw" your cool points with that costume go right out the window.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I know, but a real chainsaw is too dangerous. It is too scary for children and not allowed too, even if it is Halloween.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Seriously. Just get one and take the blade off.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yeah, but I don't think that I will dress up as Leatherface this year. It was just a supposition. If I am wearing a costum for Halloween, it will be Nemesis from Resident Evil 3, rather than a crazy guy with a chainsaw. But Nemesis has a weapon too : a bazooka !

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Right... Because a bazooka is SO MUCH SAFER than a chainsaw.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Bazooka or Chainsaw, both are dangerous. And I think it is very hard to find a bazooka. And I'm not going to buy it just for Halloween.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Well I am down to two choices. My first choice being to dress up like Solid Snake, but I will most likely be going with my second choice. 3 of my extremely hot friends are going to dress up as the Sailor Scouts from Sailor Moon. Guess who gets to be Tuxedo Mask? haha

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Capo, you guys going to be engaging in some brape to complete the experience?

FELIPE NO

Ok. I don't know what happened along the years, and I always hated this, but why do people go as something that isn't scary? That's the whole point of Halloween! To scare the shit out of people and slap some fake blood and guts on yourself! I also don't understand the girls who just use it as an excuse to be slutty.

If anything I'll be going as a zombie...because it's so easy to do. I really wanna get some contact lenses that make my eyes look completely white. Or UV ones. That'd be sweet.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I know it's gonna be horribly overdone this halloween, but still, here's mine:




The scarring is a little bit better than what the pictures show, but not much. Hair is not as green as it appears in first pic, flash really brings out that color for some reason.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I might go totally Clockwork Orange tonight.

As yet undecided though.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

See, I wanted to do that this year but I didn't want to be the only "droog" out there and wanted to gather 3 of my boys to do this.

Nobody wanted to do it.

Because everyone wants to be THE JOKER.

Fucking assholes.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

In a horribly drunken pact, me and several friends committed to dressing up as eachother's moms for halloween, and it looks like we're actually going through with it. Here's hoping someone else comes as Freud.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

yea. i guess many people dressed up as the joker.

but whats wrong, though ?

personally, id like to have been one of these guys tho :


How ya doing, buddy?

an incredibly sick black man who is unfortunately stuck in bed

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'm going as Tony Stark. I'm just going to wear a tap light on my chest and a dirty tank top.

How ya doing, buddy?

Don Corleone, complete w/ the cotton swabs, rotund cigars and italian silk.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?