Prank Ideas and Stories

So, my boys and i just got pranked. The first floor men stole all of our pants and hid them in the girl's bathroom across the way. Lame, i know. But our bloods running not now, and we're in need of ideas. Something doable, not too destructive.

Also, this is a good time to share epic, or just awesome prank stories. What's the best prank you've pulled, or the best one you've witnessed, or the best on you've just heard of?

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Slit their throats in their sleep, looking each man in his eyes as your blade slices through all manner of skin and muscle and artery. By this point, blood will be all over everything: Don't worry about it. Keep moving and take the bodies out of their respective rooms (note: all should be disrobed and possibly flayed by this point!) to a pyre waiting outside you will have constructed beforehand.

The contents of the pyre may consist of, but are in no way limited to: family photographs, wallet contents, clothing, furniture, drained subcutaneous fat and on and on. Regardless, string each man onto the spit you will have additionally made beforehand. I suggest using a nearby flagpole, but anything about the same size and material structure should work just dandily.

As their loose skin sizzles on the turning spit, take a few camera-phone photographs to upload to Facebook after you've returned home. Before you go, though, be sure to hang their boxers (or maybe tightie-whities!!) up another flagpole in general proximity to the still burning pyre.

After all of that, you can sit back, relax, sip a brew and bask in the glory of a prank well done.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Capo, that just made my day...

I've not really heard of any amazing pranks that I can think of. I edited a picture from a friends camping trip that made it seem like a little ghost kid was in the background looking at the happy campers. I wasn't there, but apparently he shat himself since they were spooking each other out all night with tales of little asian kids being outside the tent.

I've heard of clingfilm over the toilet, pulled tight enough will make it spray everywhere. That's probably a do-able prank, maybe not amazing but still! THINK OF THE MESS. ALL THAT PISS EVERYWHERE. EW.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

The thing all my friends liked to growing up was putting all manner of spices onto a giant spoon and then dumping the pile into the gaping mouth of a friend who'd already fallen asleep. That friend then chokes to death. Ha ha.

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Zeph told me this one eons ago:

Get a WHOLE BUNCH of dixie cups (small cups) and fill them with Kool Aid.

After they fall asleep, quietly go into the room and fill every spot of walking space with a tiny cup filled with Kool Aid - make sure they can't CLIMB out on furniture and that the cups are maybe an inch away from each other, placed on the floor. They will wake up eventually (after you've finished, hopefully) and have to drink their way out. Kool Aid stains. You don't want that on the floor, thus you cannot spill any. Besides, tipping over one cup may cause a domino affect.

I'd say adding alcohol would be even more fun, but very expensive.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Sass, that one is friggin' awesome. I may have to try that one, being that stealth might be pretty hard though.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

When I was thirteen, a kid in my room had about 30 water balloons very carefully placed between his bedframe and the underside of his mattress. He was not happy when the lights went out.

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I remember this one time my dad had seen a prank on tv. I had come home from school and he knew I ususally took a massive shiznit when I got in the door. So he went and put Saran wrap tightly over the toilet so it looked like there was nothing underneith the seat. But I hadn't used the bathroom; instead my mother had come home with bad diarreah and shit all over the place. It had actually worked cause my dad was trying to stop my mom but she didn't notice the saran warp over the bowl. That was a very horribly smelling atmosphere for a while.

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I cant recall any particular pranks pulled on Halloween, but it was always a tradition to pull an April Fools prank on my boss back at college. We never did anything original, I dont think... one year we wrapped aluminum foil around everything in his office, and the most recent one was taking newspaper and filling it completely.



The door the paper is leaking out of is his office, not the desk to the right. We filled it enough to close both doors. He had a blast cleaning it out the next day.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

A friend of mine last winter replaced a mutual friend's mattress with a burned-out one, then carefully replaced the sheets and bedspread and pile of junk that had been on the bed. It took him several hours to figure out where the burnt smell was coming from.

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I got all you fuckers beat.

I prank called Keanu Reeves in the late 1990s.

He picked up the phone and said "HELLO?" in that distinctive, stupid surfer voice.

"DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE !"

*Click*

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While I have no great prank stories, I can at least pass on a few from my good friend.

My favorite one is a senior prank than the class before his pulled. Basically, in the dead of night, they got a cow from a nearby farm and brought it into the school. The kicker is that they put it up on the second floor. Unfortunately for cows, they lack the ability to go down stairs, so they had to shoot the cow in the head just to get it out of the building.

Another good one is when the senior class before that let 3 pigs loose in the building and spraypainted the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on them. The janitors spent the entire day looking for pig #3, and were eventually told that it didn't exist.

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