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  Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006 |
Smashing handholds out of the wall with his terrifying retard strength, Argumentus scales the ledge and stands there smirking. He seems very pleased with himself.
Bob tries to finish off the wounded sharpshooter, but misses. He runs and cowers under the ledge to avoid the inevitable return fire. The Skullcleaver reinforcements charge out of the corridor, but they're too far away to hurt anybody yet.  Brigid, Gabriel, Motsognir, Goblin Hexer, Goblin Sharpshooters, Argumentus, Bob, Goblin SkullcleaversMost amazing jew boots |
 Member 748 Level 53.85 Mar 2006 |
God damn that lazy dwarf! Taking naps, hanging back and picking his nose while good Christian ladies do the dirty work for him! Why, he can't even kill a dog without help!
"Your axe is going in your head if you don't get out and do your chores!" Healing Four Letter Words at Motsognir Goes one square West Sling at South Goblin Goes back behind the pillar if I can split up moving like that This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
The dwarf simply pointed one stubby finger at the approaching goblins, yelling out to the one on the left.
"Oh, this your wife, huh?" He spat, moving that accusatory point to the goblin on the right. "A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before fire." He chuckled to himself and added: "Seriously, though. Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it." He laughs at his own joke again, wipes his eye and then adds: "I'm just kidding. Really, though, that is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?"  He then took a few steps back and readied his axe. Divine Challenge to Goblin on right. Take three steps to the left, winding up beside Brigid. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?  John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 482 Level 45.24 Mar 2006 |
Motsognir stumbled into the room. His silly little legs were too short for him to swing at the skull-heads yet, so he nonchalantly tossed his throwing hammer at the injured archer above the woman, hoping it was already-pretty-much-dead.
move to left of Brigid throwing hammer at archer Most amazing jew boots |
Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006 |
Brigid abuses Motsognir until he hopefully feels chastened enough to contribute.
9 HP restored, Motsognir 29/0 Strafing out from behind the cover of the pillar, Brigid introduces the nearest sharpshooter to a new world of monocular vision. 4 damage Gabriel spots another party guest wearing the very same hat that he so recently acquired. Needless to say, this results in a great deal of tension. A catfight is imminent. Trundling out of his safety zone at last, Motsognir grudgingly chucks his jealously-retained ranged weapon at the weakest available foe. The goblin takes a hammer to the face, spins around dizzily, and crumples. 5 damage, sharpshooter killed The goblin hexer trots out of the corridor, waving his skull-on-a-stick. The skull's jaw flaps open, releasing a torrent of horrid magical bees. The bees swarm all around Gabriel in a noisome cloud, seemingly unwilling to sting him as long as he doesn't move*. Gabriel hexed by swarm of bees; save ends The alarm-sounding sharpshooter returns from his run. Both shooters fire on Argumentus, peppering him with bolts. 10 damage Critical Hit! 10 damage Argumentus 14/9 and bloodied Argumentus, Bob, Goblin Skullcleavers, Brigid, Gabriel, Motsognir, Goblin Hexer, Goblin Sharpshooters*And when I say "move" I obviously mean "perform move actions" What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
 FELIPE NO John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.
Last edited by No. Hard Pass.; Oct 23, 2008 at 01:25 AM.
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Member 18 Level 51.14 Feb 2006 |
Argumentus breaks his Second Wind and moves to strike the nearest sharpshooter with Reaping Strike.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
 Member 589 Level 64.55 Mar 2006 |
I scrambled up the wall to stand over the fallen goblin on the ledge. Moving along behind the big guy, I fired a frost ray over his shoulder at whatever goblin sharpshooter was left standing.
Climb up to the ledge, move a bit east, Ray of Frost on nearest sharpshooter left alive How ya doing, buddy?   |
Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006 |
Having completed his self-congratulatory standing-around period, Argumentus moves to maul the hell out of any nearby living things.
Argumentus 24/8 8 damage Bob tries his best to scale the wall, but fails as a consequence of his total lack of athletic skill. He attempts to fire off a Ray of Frost from the lower level, but this fails as well. The Skullcleavers continue their mighty charge, falling just ever-so-short of the precious goal: a dwarf covered in bees. So close, and yet so far. Brigid, Gabriel, Motsognir, Goblin Hexer, Goblin Sharpshooters, Argumentus, Bob, Goblin SkullcleaversThere's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 748 Level 53.85 Mar 2006 |
Stands NE of Gabriel
Priest's Shield on the skullcleaver to the east, bonus to self and Gabriel Most amazing jew boots |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
Gabriel grinned evilly at the approaching goblins, all covered in bees and he didn't care. He pulled down the upper mandible of Murray, thrust his shield forward and beckoned the creatures to quite simply bring it.
Delay actions until after Mots takes his turn then: FULL DEFENSE SO I'M LIKE THE JUGGERNAUT...BITCH try and save vs COVERED IN BEES I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD.
Last edited by No. Hard Pass.; Oct 23, 2008 at 07:55 PM.
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Member 482 Level 45.24 Mar 2006 |
Move to square north of Brigid
Help Gabe SHAKE IT OFF (I finally use this damn thing) Warlord's Favor on Skullcleaver I was speaking idiomatically. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 482 Level 45.24 Mar 2006 |
 FELIPE NO
Last edited by knkwzrd; Oct 23, 2008 at 07:47 PM.
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Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006 |
Brigid moves to the defense of the unwilling beekeeper, hacking away.
8 damage AC bonus to Brigid/Gabe With great authority, Motsognir orders the bees to depart. Dejected and downtrodden, they buzz off down the hall. Gabe successfully shakes it off Having dealt with the greater threat of the bees, Soggy favors the nearest goblin with a little of the ol' chop-chop. 7 damage Gabriel, for his part, is [redacted: see posts 841-842] The hexer backpedals away from the melee, and hurls a glob of vile black gunk at Brigid. It strikes her square in the eyes, blinding her (save ends). 8 damage, Brigid 10/4, bloodied and blind Forced into melee, one of the sharpshooters draws a shortsword against Argumentus. It rings harmlessly off his armbands. The other shooter continues to pepper the fighter with bolts. 9 damage, Argumentus 15/8 and bloodied Argumentus, Bob, Goblin Skullcleavers, Brigid, Motsognir, Gabriel, Goblin Hexer, Goblin SharpshootersWhat, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
Last edited by The unmovable stubborn; Oct 24, 2008 at 09:23 PM.
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Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
Once the bees had cleared, Gabriel launched himself forward and unleashed a flurry of axe on the unsuspecting goblin nearest Brigid.
One step forward Fearsome Smite on Goblin Action point Bolstering Strike Jam it back in, in the dark. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006 |
You mean Radiant Smite, right? Because you don't have Fearsome Smite anymore. You traded it out. For Radiant Smite.
Gabriel just mauls the hell out of the nearest goblin like some kind of ale-fueled meat blender with a grudge. Critical Hit! 30 damage 10 damage, Skullcleaver killed Gabe 21(2)/8 Hi Brady There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 18 Level 51.14 Feb 2006 |
Argumentus keeps his assault in full force attacking the goblin with another reaping strike
How ya doing, buddy? |
Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006 |
Argumentus thinks for a long, long time. After much deliberation, he hits a guy. Bam!
5 damage Bob, Goblin Skullcleavers, Brigid, Motsognir, Gabriel, Goblin Hexer, Goblin Sharpshooters, ArgumentusI was speaking idiomatically. |
Member 589 Level 64.55 Mar 2006 |
Having failed to scale the wall, I sighed deeply and went back to doing what I did best. I hurled a ray of dark energy at the goblin nearest the horde, hoping that thedy could finish him off more easily in a weakened state.
Ray of enfeeblement on skullcleaver What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006 |
Bob blasts the surviving skullcleaver, draining his strength.
13 damage, Skullcleaver weakened The skullcleaver charges into melee, swinging at Gabriel and missing. Brigid, Motsognir, Gabriel, Goblin Hexer, Goblin Sharpshooters, Argumentus, Bob, Goblin SkullcleaverFELIPE NO |
Member 748 Level 53.85 Mar 2006 |
Oh they took my sight... this is the big one... I'm coming for you in Heaven, Zebediah....
Moves to west of Gabriel Healing Surge save vs blindness Most amazing jew boots |
Member 482 Level 45.24 Mar 2006 |
Motsognir was all hopped up on self-confidence. He jumped at the skull-cleaver, swinging his axe in the fashion of the day.
move to Skullcleaver Viper's Strike Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
Gabriel clutched the holy symbol dangling from his armour and pressed it against the cleric before he turned slid past the goblin, trailing his axe behind him as he raked it across the creature's midsection. His eyes, however, remained fixed on the hexer. Always geek the mage first. Old future adage from Seattle once they invent a Seattle.
Lay hands on Brigid Bolstering Strike on Hoggle Move one down diagonal right step There's nowhere I can't reach. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
The unmovable stubborn 
Sarag 
No. Hard Pass. 
Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss 
