[Wii] Nintendo E3 Conference NOBODY GOES

Yeah, I saw it earlier. Sure, it should have been in the controller to begin with and I hope it costs 10 bucks or is 30 bucks with a good game packed in but at least now I'll be able to brush my teeth with 1:1 movement with my Wii controller.

I also like that it comes with a longer Wii condom to accommodate it.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Damn! Cammie Dunaway is one creepy lady.

Carrot Top Snowboarding coming to the Wii. You read it here fist!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Awesome. So they announced nothing? That's the impression I'm getting from all the nerd rage. I was out at the store and arrived in time to see Lmao Wii Music, did I miss anything that wasn't terrible?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Not a very exciting press conference this time. I have to reserve full judgment until I can play Wii Music for myself, but I doubt that it's the killer app Nintendo's obviously hoping it to be.

GTA DS sounds interesting, though. And I will be picking up Animal Crossing Wii.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Ahahahaha that was the worst conference ever. Not even Sony's 2006 shitfest was this bad. I'm going to sue Nintendo for boring me to death.

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Originally Posted by Nintendonomicon

Damn! Cammie Dunaway is one creepy lady.

Agree, I wanted to smash her face in after a minute.

Bleh, it looks like my wishes were to unrealistic. No Mario or Zelda.

I'm surprised about GTA, though. Can I finally beat up hookers and steal their cash on Nintendo?

Spoiler:

And now I'm probably being too negative, but I thought their rendition of the Mario Theme in Wii Music was on the verge of giving me an ear bleed

FELIPE NO

Animal Crossing is cool and all but laughing my ass off here at Wii Music and how pathetic everyone looked on stage. New PR bitch Cammy or whatever her name is was fucking annoying. I AM A WOMAN AND CASUAL LOOK AT ALL THESE GAMES FOR ME OH HO I HAVE A WRIST INJURY AND I SUCK AT SNOWBOARDING. I think this also confirms that we'll never have a proper Wave Race or Pilot Wings this generation either because those can only be minigames. Seriously, just wait for hang gliding to be in Wii Sports Resort. You'll never see a gyro copter or jet pack again, guys. Wii motion plus isn't even going to be out until Spring. What? I swear to god there better be some good surprise shit between Fall and next Summer. I don't even care what platform anymore because this E3 so far has been one beautiful let down.

How ya doing, buddy?

Well, this thread's title pretty much sums the feeling of the conference today: NOTHING. After going on about "not neglecting the core gamer", they go ahead and show nothing. Way to go, Nintendo.

The DS front though: GTA: Chinatown Wars? Hmm...

Here's hoping everything else gets revealed tomororw. There's gotta be more than that, right? (Also, off to the Sony conference!)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

The nerd rage is the only good coming from that conference.




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THAT WAS STUPID.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

OMG SO MANY COOL GAMES AND FEATURES AT THIS CONFERENCE!

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The only thing that was interesting was explaining the WiiMotion Plus and Animal Crossing city and using WiiSpeak. I just hope there's a mute button for it or else I won't use it. My brothers would just yell out random shits when they have a chance to.

WiiMusic looks fun even if it means anybody playing it will look retarded.

And so the conference is so-so... like always. :/
I hope Nintendo surprise us with other (new) games on their show floor (ie like they did with SSBB a couple of years ago). Also no solution to storage space. I would assume they would reveiled it along with the WiiMotion Plus. I hope I'm wrong tomorrow. */wishful thinking*

I was speaking idiomatically.

I missed the conference and it looks like I missed nothing at all.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Why is everyone so pissed about this year's E3 being a dud? We knew it was getting dumbed down this year and FF XIII on the 360, GTA DS, and Animal Crossing Wii are already more than I expected to see from it.

Was GTA: Chinatown Wars shown at all or just mentioned? It'll be interesting to see how the graphics turn out on the DS.

FELIPE NO

Oh well, one good thing's come from this. Rhythm Tengoku DS is getting a US release as Rhythm Heaven.

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Originally Posted by Tritoch

Why is everyone so pissed about this year's E3 being a dud? We knew it was getting dumbed down this year and FF XIII on the 360, GTA DS, and Animal Crossing Wii are already more than I expected to see from it.

Everyone has expected Animal Crossing forever. It was only a matter of when. A bit surprising is the conference room-like microphone of sorts. I wonder how well that will work. Their online is still a fucking joke.

Originally Posted by Tritoch

Was GTA: Chinatown Wars shown at all or just mentioned? It'll be interesting to see how the graphics turn out on the DS.

The logo was shown and mentioned for all of 10 seconds with the fact that it's a new engine and plays similar to modern GTA games. People seem to be expecting GTA2 for some reason.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey

Oh well, one good thing's come from this. Rhythm Tengoku DS is getting a US release as Rhythm Heaven.

Other junk here.

WTF? That's an unexpected HUGE surprise! I'm very glad that NOA is going to localize the game. Now if only they do the same for Band Brothers then I'll be a happy camper. XD

Oh, I'm not upset about the conference. I knew it wasn't as excited as before when E3 was huge a few years ago. People should be glad that they are STILL doing E3.

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Originally Posted by Bounce Overflow

Everyone has expected Animal Crossing forever. It was only a matter of when. A bit surprising is the conference room-like microphone of sorts. I wonder how well that will work. Their online is still a fucking joke.

Yeah, the game itself is no surprise. I'm not really interested in it unless they bring back the in-game NES consoles from the Gamecube game either. That was half the fun of it for me, and the reason I skipped Wide World. It's too bad any hope of Nintendo having a decent online mode for this is less likely than Man Icarus actually being released.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Man Icarus will still be on he show floor, guys. Don't panic.

The best part was when Cammie Dunaway confirmed Home will be coming to the Wii in her chemically-induced enthusiasm.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by espressivo

I missed the conference and it looks like I missed nothing at all.

you sure?


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Originally Posted by K_ Takahashi

you sure?

OMFG LOL...

My steam was lagging when that was going on. I was like WTF is this.

Why make a music game when rockband / guitar heroes already dominates the market.

FELIPE NO

Because Miyamoto REALLY likes a good game of pretend.

How ya doing, buddy?

Because not every Wii user is interested in spending 100-200+ dls on a game where 80% of the music are tracks you don't even like.

Plus the air band market has been untapped so far.

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Originally Posted by K_ Takahashi

you sure?

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