The ellipses in the 'recent posts' box

Really get on my tits. If a post isn't long enough to overflow and necessitate abbreviation then we get an ugly quadruple-full-stop.

Is there a way to get rid of them?

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This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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I was speaking idiomatically.

Removed the ellipses.

In return we now have a bright green advertisement for #gfchat.

How ya doing, buddy?

I don't like green.

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