[Tournament] 2007-08 NHL season discussion thread

Originally Posted by Denicalis

(Sens in 7, HOLLA!)

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How ya doing, buddy?

FUCKING RIGHT, WILD.

If we had lost that game after those last 2 periods of pure domination, I would have rammed my head into the fucking table. That effort by Rolston to avoid that icing was key to that winning OT goal. God, I swear - Rolston is like sex on ice.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by eprox1

FUCKING RIGHT, WILD.

If we had lost that game after those last 2 periods of pure domination, I would have rammed my head into the fucking table. That effort by Rolston to avoid that icing was key to that winning OT goal. God, I swear - Rolston is like sex on ice.

Only when he's taking slap shots on penalty shots. Other than that, the Wild are dulll. I mean, how do you have a team with Rolston and Gaborik and still be damned near intolerable to watch?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Aw shit. I knew there was little to no hope to begin with, I just hope it's not a sweep. Stupid Pittsburgh

I never cared much for the Wild. I've seen them play once or twice but it didn't really do anything for me, which is weird because watching Western Conference hockey is usually a lot of fun for me.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

EAST:

Looks like MTL, PIT, NYR, PHIL in the 2nd round, if all things stay as they are (Those four teams finishing their series off).

Then in that round I believe MTL will easily finish the Flyers, NYR's veteran players will give the Pens trouble but the Pens will pull through.

MTL & PIT conference final goes to PIT to me. Crosby in finals!

WEST:

If everything stays "normal" it'll be DET, DAL, COL, & CALG in round 2.
The reason why I say COL is because I think they'll tie the series tomorrow and eventually take it.

This conference is harder to pick. Calgary could use confidence of beating everyones stanley cup pick to beat Detroit in round 2. Dallas should take out Colorado. A Calg/Dal conference final would be strange! Such low seeds. Dallas has a better team so I'd say they'd goto the finals.

In this scenario I'd say the Pens could take out Dallas in the finals.

Of course if one single thing changes then none of these B.S. picks count for anything! See you in round 2 all!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

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This has to be the single gayest introduction to a hockey game I have ever seen. The Pens will do Ottawa a favor sweeping them on Wednesday, by saving them from more embarrassment.

How ya doing, buddy?

I unfortunately have to agree. I thought coming out of the big Shark head was stupid, and coming out of the oil rig in Edmonton even worse. Then I saw this.

Nice job by the sound guys too with his mic cutting out. And how his helmet flops around when he moves.

Man. There is just no saving things after this.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

There's also the script written on the back of his shield in case he forgets his lines, which is shown many times.

And despite Minnesota being what many people would call a boring team, the series between them and Colorado has been the most exciting one so far.

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Originally Posted by Denicalis

Only when he's taking slap shots on penalty shots. Other than that, the Wild are dulll. I mean, how do you have a team with Rolston and Gaborik and still be damned near intolerable to watch?

Yeah, I'll be quick to admit that the Wild really are a young and sloppy team. Still, I really enjoy watching them (mostly coupled to the fact that they're my home team), but I can see what you're saying.

Originally Posted by Borg1982

The reason why I say COL is because I think they'll tie the series tomorrow and eventually take it.

Of course what you state is possible, but I think it will be unlikely. Even if Colorado wins tonight to tie up the series, MN will have a huge advantage with the remaining three games being home games.

Originally Posted by TheKnightOfNee

And despite Minnesota being what many people would call a boring team, the series between them and Colorado has been the most exciting one so far.

Hell yeah - 3 OT's in the first 3 games, with some sick saves from Théodore on our breakaways made for some really good hockey.

EDIT:
Fuck, they just scored .

EDIT 2:
Haha, ok. 3-0 in the first 12 minutes - we have no chance tonight. Whatever.

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Originally Posted by eprox1

EDIT 2:
Haha, ok. 3-0 in the first 12 minutes - we have no chance tonight. Whatever.

You do realize that just a few days ago, Calgary came back from a 3-0 deficit in the first 5 minutes of the first period a few days ago, and actually ended up winning the game. You never truly know whats going to happen in the playoffs.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Angel Of Light

You do realize that just a few days ago, Calgary came back from a 3-0 deficit in the first 5 minutes of the first period a few days ago, and actually ended up winning the game. You never truly know whats going to happen in the playoffs.

Montreal wins in 5.



WEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOO

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So just when I thought it couldn't get any worse....

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Jesus Christ.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

It's OK, we won't have to deal with them much longer (24 hours).

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Wojo

So just when I thought it couldn't get any worse....

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Jesus Christ.

Thank god I was only drinking water, cause that shit is all over my keyboard right now. Wow that has to be the most retarded thing I have ever seen...

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Wojo

So just when I thought it couldn't get any worse....

Jesus Christ.

Oh, this is indeed Ottawa. And my god, does it SUCK.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I guess someone forgot to tell the makers of the video that the 300 Spartans got totally dominated in the end.

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Crosby scores GAAAAAAAAAME

FELIPE NO

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Slidin' on to round two.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Looking like Rangers in round 2. Not looking forward to that, honestly.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by The Dopefish

Looking like Rangers in round 2. Not looking forward to that, honestly.

Neither am I, because I bet against the Rangers. Fuckers. Seriously, just can't support Jagr. Can't do it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Jagr

Him coming back to Pittsburgh for a playoff game will be LULZ.

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Ow, my pride


Goooo Habs~

I was speaking idiomatically.

lol, i gave Ottawa too much credit, i thought they'd at least win one.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'm getting the feeling that the Bruins might have their Montreal monkey in sights.

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Shitty refs in Philly. Two goalie interference calls that shouldn't have been made, and now, in OT, they were going to call a high sticking call on Semin but they didn't, but stopped play anyway.

Additional Spam:
Ovechkin blows a defensive assignment on Knuble and that's the game.

FELIPE NO

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?