[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

We all know Triple H is going to win the title. He hasn't held it in 2 years while he dicked around (LOL) with DX and was injured. He'll even pin Cena for it since he's yet to beat Cena for the title at Wrestlemania. If Trips doesn't win at Mania, I'll be completely shocked. I just want to see other people in the contendership of the damn title. Needs some fresh faces. Kane needs to get back into it (if he's not gone yet. I don't watch ECW and didn't like the fact they moved Kane there anyway).

I have to say I'm not a huge Cena fan, but that shirt was pretty cool. At first I thought it was a custom-made Punch Out shirt or something, but realized it was done in the old Nintendo brand cartridge box cover. I was all omg !

Man you could tell not even JR and King were into the matches. They were just quiet and probably did a fair share of bitching after Raw went off the air about the lack of effort being put into it. The crowd was just dead.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Didn't Kane say something about not wanting title shots and that he wants the younger guys to get their shots in or something? The shirt made me think of Donkey Kong(8-bit obviously). It'll probably be like last time..where HBK superkicked Cena, who landed on..Chris Masters or Orton(I forget), and HBK didn't make it time for to move Cena off whoever and he won.

HBK was so pissed off that night XD.

So HHH will be in a pedigree fest, counter an RKO(like everyone is catching on how to do) and in some tired phase, he'll pedigree cena, and then fall out, but Cena lands on Orrton.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I think Kane was the one who said he didn't want to end Takers streak, cause that was an idea Taker pitched.

This is how I can see the Triple Threat match happening since I think Cena knows people don't want him having the title, and HHH knows that he'd rather help push the guys since he's got another kid on the way.

But HHH Pedigrees Cena, or Cena F-U's HHH, Orton RKO's one of them right afterwards and gets the pin.

Although I do have to say, the idea of a HHH custom belt sounds kind of cool. I wish they'd change that big stupid gold belt to something...more modern.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Haven't seen Cena's um, video game shirt?

HBK superkicked Cena who fell onto Orton for the pin.

Yeah, the IC title has become an AFTERTHOUGHT as of late. It seems when Jeff holds it, it becomes more of a trophy than a title as half the time he is in other matches that don't really involve the IC title (teaming with Matt, going for the world title, MITB).

Orton would be the shocker to win the title. I remember that USA wanted Orton to have the title though because it was fresh/made better ratings/something so it's not impossible. I doubt Cena will get the title. If the WWE is wise, they will have Trips pin Orton, defend the title the next month, then Orton have a mini-feud with Cena until they have a number one contender's match in which Cena will beat Orton and face Trips at Summerslam. Yes, i know, you all don't want Cena in any main events but given the line-up of guys who are main-event caliber, this is probably the best choice as of right now.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

SD AND WM24 Spoiler

Spoiler:

Looks like no Rey Rey since he'll be having surgery

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Originally Posted by Slash

SD AND WM24 Spoiler

Spoiler:

Looks like no Rey Rey since he'll be having surgery

Spoiler:

Except Rey Rey wrestled Chavo and beat him in a match? If he could do that, I wouldn't be surprised that this is just to get Rey 'fired up' to tag with MayWeather. I also wouldn't be surprised if this is to make us wonder (as we are doing just that) if Rey will be a part of that.

Oh...and my how the mighty has fallen

Spoiler:

It may have taken a year since their Mania match but Kane beats Khali

Additional Spam:
Nevermind...

Spoiler:

According to a report by The Wrestling Observer, Rey Mysterio will be undergoing surgery for his torn right biceps on Friday. It will be stated on WWE TV Friday night on Smackdown that he will be getting surgery on Saturday since he is appearing on the show. Biceps surgery usually requires around six months of rehab, so it looks like any original plans to have Mysterio tag with Floyd Mayweather Jr. at WrestleMania 24 is now off.


Well, I guess we'll see Mysterio again next Summerslam. I hate to say it, but he is getting their towards Nash levels of injury time...

I was speaking idiomatically.

Im throwng this out as a recommendation, but after watching Dragon gate wrestling (some jap promotion) Im extremely impressed, it was the ep with the ROH guys headlining with a 4 on 4 tag match. It was insane watching some of those guys no-selling some intense moves and wathing them flip and corkscrew all over the place

since I just recently watched this promotion, it sounds like Im rambling childishly, but wwe is very boring right now to the point where I just read results and I havent watched an ep of smakdown in months. Anyway, yeah, Dragon gate, highly recommended

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Japan is big on the no selling concept. Second wins tend to make matches more exciting and less predictable.

How ya doing, buddy?

Biggest thing I could advise WWE doing at WM to keep RAW on the top is to...

Have the Orton - Cena - HHH match end as follows.

Cena hits his back to back spinning powerbomb on Orton. HHH comes in and screws Cena by throwing him out of the ring or giving him a super huge spinebuster. HHH picks Orton up in which Orton hits the RKO on HHH for the victory. Next night on RAW, Cena goes heel on HHH.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Problem: Who's going to feel sorry for HHH against "evil" Cena?

Fresh blood would be nice...Hardy or Jericho making it a four-way and winning is the only way I so much as read the in-depth WM24 result.

Kind of a lame TNA show...I think this was kind of a filler overall to help the feuds build up a bit, but I am absolutely loving the women's division. They have about 7 legitimate characters sorted out who can wrestle and are getting their due (ODB, Kong, Gail, Love, Sky, Jackie and Roxy, who is <3), plus Hemme as a valet, who has always been great. I think this is a great move on their part...The women's matches are getting to be a real highlight (as opposed to WWE, where I turn my head for fear of seeing anyone not called Victoria land wrong...Victoria should definitely be working for TNA). And Crystal on the mike is gold. All are easy on the eyes too (well, except ODB...but her mike skills make up for it)

Ready for Nash vs Angle this week...There HAS to be some kind of swerve coming up with Joe, Cage and Nash on the same team.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Probably Nash will turn on them. Cage/Joe could do well with a win over the big man.

It would be wise and surprising to have Orton win. The last time a heel won the main event at 'Mania was in 2000 (Triple H no less). Well, that's if you don't count Cena who got booed out of the building when he faced HBK last year.

The thing with Cena turning heel is it leaves virtually no one to feud with Orton. Hardy~Orton has been done and while it may be entertaining to have another match, I doubt it will be much different than RR. HBK has already lost to Orton. Jericho and JBL will probably be tied up in their feud. I suppose they could have Batista return to Raw as that would be a fresh feud but the best thing to do is keep Cena face (as much as I hate to say it) for a while longer. Oh yeah, Cena still is pulling in the bucks in merchandise so I really don't see it happening unless sales go down. I think that's what Vince is aiming for...get the most bucks out of Cena, then turn him heel.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

But don't forget, when christian and jericho were heels they were selling a good amount of merch.

Hell...even Austin was selling merchandise...no matter what hes doing.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by mortis

Probably Nash will turn on them. Cage/Joe could do well with a win over the big man.

I'm thinking there's an equal chance Christian can, because he has enough motivation to get in another title shot. Or both.

I'm thinking something like...Tomko or AJ turn on the Angle team, right at the same time Nash or Christian turn on Joe's team and no one knows what's going on...Then Sharkboy comes in and gives everyone stunners (or is it the chugger now?) and we're left wondering what goes on while the PPV goes off the air. Sharkboy then shows up with the TNA title on Impact and promptly loses it to Curryman, who surrenders the belt to Joe as a sign of respect.

*sigh* I'm starting to sound like Vince Russo. But still...There is that feeling anything can happen.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

True, but the thing is Christian, Jericho and Austin were selling most of their merchandise to teenagers and up. I'm not saying that NO children bought their stuff but most likely the younger audience didn't as much. OF course, Cena were to regain his edgy coolness that people liked way back in 2003/4, then that portion of the audience may buy his stuff again.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Like Kevin Nash is going to let Joe get off easy over the crap he had to say about Scott Hall. Kev is going to wait til the least expected moment to turn on Joe. And Christian is Christian. There's only one thing he cares about and thats getting the title, so you know he's not going to like the fact that Joe is getting a shot.

The X-Division and the title is becoming like the WWE's IC title. I hate being right sometimes.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well at least the X Division belt is changing hands and being defended. Man, there were some classic battles over the IC title in the past...A lot of times, better than the battle over the actual world title.

FELIPE NO

From tonight's Raw

Spoiler:

So HBK is not going to be in Money in the Bank, but damn...that's gonna be a tough one. Ric Flair vs. HBK at Wrestlemania.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I think that may be the hardest match to call for Mania...HBK Vs Flair. MITB is also difficult because it might be Kennedy winning, then going for a title shot at the end of Mania (although 1) him saying that ruins the surprise and 2) he wouldn't be much of a heel as he would have had his own match earlier that night).

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

Like Kevin Nash is going to let Joe get off easy over the crap he had to say about Scott Hall. Kev is going to wait til the least expected moment to turn on Joe. And Christian is Christian. There's only one thing he cares about and thats getting the title, so you know he's not going to like the fact that Joe is getting a shot.

The X-Division and the title is becoming like the WWE's IC title. I hate being right sometimes.

Nash came back? All he'll do is fall over and get hurt. Like always.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

We know...we know.

It reminds me of one of the things Jericho said waaaaaay back when he, Christian and Tomko Teamed Against Michaels, Cena, and a Mystery Partner.

Christian: "You don't thnk it could be his pal, Kevin Nash, do ya?"

Jericho: "No, no, no. Nash pulls a hamstring trying to answer the phone."

As slightly something more humorous, read these match results:

Online World of Wrestling

Go for the last match and I think you'll get it.


Actually, lately I have been watching a lot of Nash/Diesel and Hall/Hall/Ramon moments when they were in their prime. It's amazing to see how they have turned out. In truth, Nash is doing the best and Nash really only recently started to wrestle again after having some sort of managerial role. I think the only reason Nash is back is so he can lose to 1) Angle, 2) Joe, and maybe 3) Christian.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I never stop laughing when I remember that classy Nash-comes-back-for-all-of-ten-seconds-and-blows-his-knee moment.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Denicalis

I never stop laughing when I remember that classy Nash-comes-back-for-all-of-ten-seconds-and-blows-his-knee moment.

What made that more hilarious for me was HBK was all "Triple H, this is what's going to happen to you, if you don't join the nWo" and he pointed towards Nash writhering on the ground.

I actually think.. maybe... just maybe... Cena's getting a heel turn. More people seemed to boo him more than they did Triple H last night. I'm liking this. I also wouldn't mind seeing Triple H win at Mania then Kennedy screws him over setting up a Kennedy/Triple H fued.

Also looks like the plan with Kennedy being mr. Mcmahon's son is starting to come back to light.

How ya doing, buddy?

See, the thing (again) is that Kennedy wouldn't really be screwing Triple H becasue Kennedy also would have had his MITB earlier that evening. Now, granted, he would have had a bit of a break until his match with Trips but it's not like how Edge used his world title shots to win.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by dagget

Also looks like the plan with Kennedy being mr. Mcmahon's son is starting to come back to light.

And thus, the humor goes bye bye and possibly Hornswoggle's spotlight. He should be in MITB though. XD

FELIPE NO

You know, another possibility... and it's only as likely as match placement. If MItB is the first match, Kennedy wins... and BEFORE the Triple threat match starts, he's rested up well enough to turn it in then and it goes from being a triple threat, to a four way match.

Well I use the term "screw over" As it's usually used in which he beats Triple H (or whoever wins) after the grueling match and they're weak and all that.

Infact, he could even use his title shot at Mania, still yet lose to Triple H and to keep Trips face, Kennedy on Raw the following night does the McMahon announcement in which Vince DEMANDS Kennedy get a second chance that night.. and for the first time in god, what, 10 years? There's an actual fucking WWE championship change on RAW.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?