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 Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 
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Products of Creation Yoga
I just discovered the existance of christian yoga but I don't have any christian yoga houses in my home state of Canada.
Why a Christian ALTERNATIVE to Yoga? Has anyone ever been to one? Would you visit one? What is your opinion on creationist yoga? Mine opinion is that even though the subject matter is touchy for many of us I am glad there are people who find ways to keep the debate alive. Stuff like this maintains the thrill of living through my book the bible. Because I wrote it. The bible. It's all me. MY BOOK. You can't have it. It's mine. God wrote it for me, using a huge number of authors to make it confusing and full of contradictions. MY contradictions, in MY bible. Jam it back in, in the dark.  John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 4597 Level 9.94 Apr 2006
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Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006
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That's almost as fucked up as the woman in the above link tossing a (tm) on Worship. ALMOST.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 25652 Level 30.58 Oct 2007
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Yes, doing exercise is in fact a religious thing. That's why I don't exercise, being agnostic. I Fear my agnostic friends would believe I'm pushing my beliefs onto them if I asked them to go out and play a game of golf, which is obviously a scientologist's sport.
Additionnal spam: Until they change the name of the game to lanetstick, I propose we boycott all lacrosse games because of its obvious link to christianity. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?  Juggle dammit
Last edited by i am good at jokes; Nov 17, 2007 at 09:59 PM.
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Gold Chocobo
Member 1189 Level 30.45 Mar 2006
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Clearly what the church needs now is a well-paid, Christian-yoga mat-carrying preacher lady to publish several hundred high-def DVDs practicing and preaching the power of Christian yoga.
Next thing -- instead of standing from your pew to sing hymns, you roll out your mat as the pastor turns on the 70" plasma screen and blasts the damned Hindu demons out of your ears with Billy Blanks performing Christian-Bo! I was speaking idiomatically. Reading -- Bleach, Claymore, Chun Rhang Yhur Jhun, NOW, Zero: Beginning of the Coffin, Black God, Twelve Kingdoms (novels), History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi Watching -- Bleach Playing -- Fable II, Valkyria Chronicles, Guitar Hero: World Tour, Star Ocean: First Departure, LittleBigPlanet, MegaMan 9, Mirror's Edge |
No. Hard Pass. 
Zeal 