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Another Semi-useless update.
Ike's Final Smash ![]() This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Wow, this game's going to get an AO rating from the ESRB!
How ya doing, buddy? |
lol, I doubt it'll be AO. At the least, it'll be a T rating, as with Melee's T rating.
I was speaking idiomatically. ![]() ~Fav Radiant Dawn Character~
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Whooooosh!
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? ![]() |
Realizing what the hell kind of picture I just posted... Damn, that sword is going straight for her cootch.
FELIPE NO |
Gives a new meaning to the term "fire crotch"
hurhur What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Someone needs to make a Yeast Infection joke or I'm going to kvetch.
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I was honestly hoping it would be an update that would make the internet explode.
Instead, characters now have three different taunts. ![]() There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Oh hey...I remember when they told us about this a month ago.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!
Meh update somewhat made better by the captions and screens. Most amazing jew boots ![]() Anime lover, gamer, and dreamer |
I wonder if you can hold some poses...not that you'd want to for terribly long, but Snake hiding in a box for 10 seconds sounds like less a gag if Wario farts on you.
I was speaking idiomatically. |
At least all of Link's taunts are better than his old one, and as long as Mario can still grow-taunt with a super mushroom I'll be happy.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Remember folks, the game isn't out for over 2 months. There won't be 85974923574325 characters in it, you're going to get some boring updates.
FELIPE NO ![]() |
False alarm, Ness un-unconfirmed.
Oh, and some shit about handicaps. Most amazing jew boots |
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
![]() There's nowhere I can't reach. |
A cool no need for super sudden death then.
I kinda wish he'd included the old style too. Made for some interesting game types. Like teams with one teammate much weaker so you have to defend yours while trying to kill the other team's weakling. I guess thats out now then. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Umm . . . he did. Or did y'all miss that where you point to character and ratchet up their starting damage.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
I think he meant with the whole everyone starts at the same damage level, but depending on the handicap, your character would either be stronger or weaker.
Either way, I personally don't see the point of handicaps. Why can't people just resort to good ol' ass kicking to learn how to play the game? No one said you were gonna win on your first try anyway, so why not just work your way up like a good majority of us did? I was speaking idiomatically. |
But the pictures CLEARLY SHOW Mario having 0% and Lucas having 50%.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
We know that! But in Melee, you should know (if you've played it), the handicap system was completely different than the system they're implementing in Brawl.
In Melee, handicap changed your character's strength, as opposed to Brawl, which just gives you a set amount of damage as a handicap instead of changing your character's strength level. FELIPE NO |
I dunno, I always ignored handicap.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
Yeah, I don't think I ever used handicaps at all.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
I never used em' either! Therefore, today's update is utterly useless to the Smash Bros. community.
Noobs will never learn if they don't play on the standard handicap. Most amazing jew boots |
Adjusting the handicaps and the weight ratios accordingly would probably yield the same effect of the old handicaps, but I still prefer the old handicaps to the new ones. Much less effort involved.
Meh, overall, I'm neutral about the update. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |