[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Very interesting name you have there. lol

Anyway..never heard of it, but I've seen a lot of botched things in wrestling. The funniest is definitely the botched stunner Stone Cold gave Linda, albeit on purpose no doubt.

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Or...Jackie Gayda's botchfest of a match. Purely entertaining, and even more so as it threw the whole tough enough idea right back in WWE's face.

Some of those videos are funny...some though..ouch. Watching LIta crash face first on the concrete, Goldberg knock himself out, or H paralyzing himself after a failed Lionsault makes me cringe.

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Ok I watched Botchamania 12. LOL! Carlito ran smack dab into the camera and busted his face open.

It seems that the brand splits end is being set in motion: WWE: TV Shows > ECW > Articles > 10/16/2007 > Partnership forming?

This will be good for ECW as they don't really have anybody. Those guys Punk is feuding with, thats all the main eventers they got.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

ZOMG!!! Its the Invasion angle all over again ~lawl~

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Well, I was about to say that but yeah, so much for ECW standing on it's own two feet. A shame too...ECW was like, a way for those guys whom Vince would NEVER give a chance to have an opportunity to highlight the show. Granted, ECW didn't really have too much in terms of superstars, but I can only see this being the end of ECW.

Oh, and Davari was released. Poor guy got jobbed into next week. Also...Booker and his wife are also gone.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Daivari was only good when Hassan was around. He had a good feud with Taker but ever since, for some reason, they took him away from Khali he just dropped. Daivari is one of those people who was just naturally built for promos. With Hassan, he was able to draw incredible amounts of heat just by speaking Farsi.

And Booker has been gone for like...2 months, ever since that online steroid bust.

But seriously -- King Booker gone, good. Booker T gone -- Sucks
Queen Sharmell gone...THANK GOD! OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED! Sharmell Sulivan gone -- THANK GOD! OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Daivari being released sucks ass cause they hardly used him for anything. After Hassan, he was Angle's manager, then became Lawli's manager, then just became a jobber... He'd actually be good in TNA as part of the X-Division though.

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Well, in truth, save for the hiccup match/feud with him/Trips (and Lawler), he has been gone since his injury back in March. And even then there were reports of him wanting to leave. Heck, I heard rumors of him wanting to retire this year, LAST year. Of course, I always hear those rumors (right now, they are saying Flair is going to retire next year), so it doesn't hold much until it actually happens.

Of course, rumors were going around that he was unhappy before the brand shuffle (which is now useless with regards to ECW & Smackdown!) because he was going to leave Smackdown! where he made an impact to either 1.) ECW, which is seen as the weakest brand and just a midstep between OVW and the other two brands, and 2.) Raw, in which Trips, Cena, HBK, and Orton are miles ahead of him.

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Well, I think I speak for all of us when I say the following.

I'm sure we'll all start watching again if they brought back true hardcore wrestling

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Booker T's main reason for not wanting on Raw was because of Triple H. He knew he wouldn't get a fair shake if he was on the same show as him. So what happens? When he makes the move to Raw, he's immediately thrown into a rivalry with him and ends up doing the job. It was a big reason Goldberg wanted nothing to do with the company. The Rock actually got him to sign for the year and then he developed a friendship with Steve Austin which made it a less painful year for him. (There were big rumors he was going to re-sign for another year, but that all fell through when he finally just got tired of the crap.)

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Booker is fine as it is, having his own promotion and all. Other than Jericho(not counting Flair yet), he was one of the last remaining main eventers from the WCW Era.

Originally Posted by Slash

Well, I think I speak for all of us when I say the following.

I'm sure we'll all start watching again if they brought back true hardcore wrestling

No kidding. btw I didn't like Sharmell either.

And now there is a "ECW Online". This gives me the impression that Sci-Fi wants to boot them off air.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Well...aside from the fact that ECW has always been online with the "hardcore hangover" a.k.a. "We know you aren't going to actually sit down and watch this piece of shit we're promoting so we'll put it online to make it look like we want people to be interested, even though we know they won't be."

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Well according to something I read, ECW and Smackdown are being "merged" into a single brand soon, because Sci-Fi is probably not going to renew ECW. It's probably the smartest thing Sci-Fi has done since they love to renew shitty programs and cancel good ones (Like Dresden Files)

I was speaking idiomatically.

Kill ECW, merge it with Smackdown, change the ECW title into the Hardcore title and have the 24/7 rule in effect...and let the good times come back.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Of course this is how it will go

OMG! Batista just pinned CM Punk and has now unified the title

--2 weeks later--

WWE has released CM Punk. The two have come to a mutual agreement and we wish him the best in his future endeavors

How ya doing, buddy?

It wouldn't surprise me if that's what they do to the titles.

I am so sick of seeing that message...because I see it so damn often nowadays.

WWE has released CM Punk. The two have come to a mutual agreement and we wish him the best in his future endeavors

--One week later--

You know where we said CM Punk was released, we came to a mutual agreement and we wish him the best in his future endeavors? Yeah, we take that back...he went to TNA. Why is TNA getting our talent? WHY!??

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Originally Posted by SuperSonic

--One week later--

You know where we said CM Punk was released, we came to a mutual agreement and we wish him the best in his future endeavors? Yeah, we take that back...he went BACK to TNA. Why is TNA getting our talent? WHY!??

Fixed

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LOL, my bad...I didn't know he used to be in TNA until someone on here mentioned it.

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Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Kill ECW, merge it with Smackdown, change the ECW title into the Hardcore title and have the 24/7 rule in effect...and let the good times come back.

Oh GOD no... please, that was the biggest joke in the history of wrestling. Any belt that can change times 30 times in a 20 minute match is a crock of BS. Keep is as the ECW Championship and make it a hardcore style match title is one thing, but the 24/7 rule sucked something awful.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

The 24/7 hardcore title was fucking awesome because I've never seen such a huge chain in title changes for people you wouldn't expect. Crash to the Hurricane, who gets hit over the head, with a frying pan of all thing, by Molly, who then runs into a door, thanks to Christian, who then gets hit from behind by Crash. All this in a span of maybe 20 feet.

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List of WWE Hardcore Championship reigns by length - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

138 title reigns under one day. If that ain't the definition of a garbage championship, I don't know what is.

It should also be noted that Raven is a 27 time WWE Hardcore champion.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I like how that list doesn't include Steven Richards. I mean I know the guy fell off the earth since the collapse of the Right to Censor, but damn.

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Which is almost the number of world champs altogether. Okay, maybe it's not THAT bad but...

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I saw TNA's Bound for Glory last night here on Bravo TV and it was just awesome even the first match with LAX was one of the best openings I've seen in ages, I actually enjoyed watching the wrestling; Also that 450 knee to the gut Angle did to sting was awesome.

I really hate Tenay, the only time Tenay used to be any good was when he commentated alongside Tony Schiavone, Bobby The Brain Heenan and Larry Zybysko in WCW's glory days.

It wasn't like eating glass and watching shitty WWE where you get crap wrestling coupled with a crap storyline No Mercy no sell. Seriously I'm just waiting for the day the RAW and Smackdown lineups are merged again because it sucks dividing good wrestlers like diluted squash.

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TNA doesn't sanction thier wrestlers move sets it seems.

It was refreshing to have Angle come out and he's not "you suck"'ed to death by the fans. The entrances are very old school and everyone has there own.

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