[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Wow Angle has to defend the tag and the TNA title. Good luck with that one.

Oh, I just read something on WWE.com that had me laughing.

Many suspect Triple H to be Vince McMahons illegitmate son.

First of all: WTF HE IS THE MANS SON IN LAW

Secondly: Lol INCEST
"Well what can I say..she was hot, Vince".

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Booker T quit. Can't say I blame him, since apparently he was against going on Raw anyway because he didn't like Triple H. He's got a successful hip hop store and two wrestling schools, so it's not like he was hurting up for money.

Lots of people are abandoning ship. lol.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

...mortis...how would Chris Harris win by DQ when its a NO DQ MATCH?

Oh...and you know...WWE could be throwing us a huge curveball by still making Kennedy Vince's Son.

Everyone knows it was going to be Kennedy so why not throw the curveball, say its not, but then make it that he really is

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Booker T quit??? WHAT?!

Oh well atleast he got some gold before going out. Wish it was like that for Flair.. People are dropping like flies. Vince better start using his new/young/fresh talent and push people.

Small recap..

Hogan only serves as a occasional squasher/promo man
Rock is gone - Mr.Movie man
Austin can't be fulltime because of his disability
Angle told WWE to F off
RVD same as above
Big Show doesn't want anything to do with WWE
Trish is retired(yea yea I know)
Lita retired
All the "real" women wrestlers left(Ivory, Jackie, etc)
JBL ran his mouth and got his career ended(yea I know in reality he wanted to retire)
Ron Simmons <--not sure about him

There's probably more...but I can't remember them all. The 'old' generation of wrestlers are seeing the light.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

WWE needs to fire all their writers, bring in some new ones. We should all apply at WWE for creative writers lol

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Slash

...mortis...how would Chris Harris win by DQ when its a NO DQ MATCH?

Oh...and you know...WWE could be throwing us a huge curveball by still making Kennedy Vince's Son.

Everyone knows it was going to be Kennedy so why not throw the curveball, say its not, but then make it that he really is

Originally Posted by dagget

Mr. Kennedy was supposed to be the son. That's why Raw was going to be held in Green Bay next week. What they COULD do, to keep Mr. Kennedy in the spotlight is have whoever they have chosen to appear next week, be fraudulent. As in during the time of the suspension for Mr. Kennedy, the person could have tampered with the DNA to get his way, then when Kennedy comes back, proves he is the real son.

I'm going that this is the angle they're going to use. I doubt they'd take Kennedy away from main event status because of this (the internets drug scandal). (If they can still push Orton after he takes dumps in the diva's dufflebags and smash things and acts like a complete tool, I don't see why not)

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Yeah, but also if you think about it..during the time that all this happened...wasn't Kennedy out with an injury too at the time?

FELIPE NO

Slash: Whoops, I guess my brain fell out of my head. I have not been as in tune to that match as the others.
Then again, it is Russo so...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

If they gonna push Orton, and then still Kennedy, why not just not suspend the rest. Bring them all back and make using steriods no longer against the wellness program ?

C'mon, whats so bad about trying out other people for a big script @_@.

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TNA Results

Spoiler:

Jesus F. Christ I couldn't have been more wrong

- Team Pacman def. Kurt Angle & Sting to win the TNA World Tag Team Title
- Rhino def. “Cowboy” James Storm
- Robert Roode def. Kaz
- “Black Machismo” Jay Lethal def. Kurt Angle to win the X Championship
- “Wildcat” Chris Harris def. Black Reign
- AJ Styles and Tomko won the Tag Team Gauntlet to become the number-one contenders to the TNA World Tag Team Title
- Christian Cage def. Samoa Joe by disqualification
- Kurt Angle def. Abyss to retain the TNA World Heavyweight Championship

LoL for the Tag Team Match

Spoiler:

The No Surrender Pay-Per-View kicked off with the TNA World Tag Team Title Match with Kurt Angle and Sting vs. Ron “The Truth” Killings and Adam “Pacman” Jones. Killings started off against Sting - but when Killings went to tag out after a flurry of offense from Sting, Pacman refused to tag in! Killings continued against Kurt Angle, but once again Pacman opted not to tag in when offered. Karen Angle came down, but refused to leave when Sting told her to. Karen slapped Sting, and when he pointed for her to leave again she went down as if she was hit! Angle went outside to investigate and Karen told him that Sting had slapped her! Back in the ring, Pacman finally tagged in to face Sting – but Kurt jumped in and hit the Angle Slam on Sting! Pacman Jones covered Sting for the win as The Truth and Pacman Jones are the new TNA World Tag Team Champions!

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Blah Slash, that's all I got to say. Blah. And I hope they aren't now turning Joe heel...given the fact that there aren't really any top faces available...

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Oh, and btw, where's the former world champ they were hyping?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Former World Champ?

And they aren't turning Joe Heel. The Impact before the PPV, christian had brutally attacked joe and gave one of the samoan dancers a conchairto

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Ah, I REALLY should have watched that last Impact!

But yeah, they were advertising a former world champ to be at the PPV.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Well finally the bastard child will be revealed tonight. I'll laugh if it's Coach, but I guess it can't be since he's not really a WWE superstar.

Edit: Oh what the hell, I thought Santino was suspended. I can understand the delay on Orton but this guy?! Come on!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

He was "cleared" of charges, along with Orton. This is unsettling, as I think some people are trying to get out of being suspended and I'm sure people backstage and other talent aren't happy this is happening.

LOL diva search. More liek fail seach.

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OMG LOL!!! ROFL!!! LMAO!!!

Spoiler:

Hornshwaggle is the son! Holy shit!!!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

OMG LOL!!! ROFL!!! LMAO!!!

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Hornshwaggle is the son! Holy shit!!!

LOL! Triple H was about to piss his pants laughing so hard... I know fake laughter from real laughter.. and that was real!

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That...almost made up for the football game. Absolutely priceless.

How ya doing, buddy?

I've never seen a grown man laugh so hard in my life(excluding myself of course). Well done Vince, I didn't even it suspect it to be him.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Spoiler:

Okay...so I guess he really was a Little Bastard Eh?

Additional Spam:

Spoiler:

And heres a random bit of information. Rikishi will be on TNA this Thursday and will be in action I believe next thursday

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Well, since it's in the news media, thoughts on Pacman winning the gold.

Russo's alive and well, booking wise! I can't believe that actually had written into Pacman's contract that he would get a tag title reign. I mean, you look at all the wrestlers in TNA whom have worked hard for years, and then here comes Pacman, suspended from the NFL, who pins Sting (of all people), without even one wrestling move. Speaks volumes of the direction TNA is going, and I think it's the same place WCW did go.

Of course, even more confusing is Tomko and Styles winning the tag team match, thereby having it be heels tag team champs, with heel number one contenders. I am assuming that some tag team will beat Pacman and Killings in between, but given how long they are going to probably space out Pacman's stay in TNA (I think he has signed for three matches), that may be a while. Then again, with his court case of a felony coming up in November, you know they'll have to get the tag title off him in case the case doesn't go in his favor...

I was speaking idiomatically.

LoL at RAW

Who doesn't Love HHH's shameless advertising

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Damn it, Kennedy. Why did you have to buy those steroids?

Well, fuck that storyline.

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While I'm at it. PUSSSSSSH that guy Kevin Thorn to fued with CM Punk. I dont want to see Big Titty V(could not resist) get a shot just yet.

Originally Posted by Slash

Spoiler:

Okay...so I guess he really was a Little Bastard Eh?

Additional Spam:

Spoiler:

And heres a random bit of information. Rikishi will be on TNA this Thursday and will be in action I believe next thursday

omg I gotta start watching that show for real now.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Good going Vince. Blowing an opportunity at making a new main eventer.

Well, like it hasn't happened before.

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