[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

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Man I wish I could watch TNA :/. And it's been a long time since there's been title changes in the WWE(regular shows) that werent squash matchs. They should start doing it again >:/

LOL Sonic, I knew that'd have an impact on you. I was hoping I would be able to post of pic of Randy with the title in a spoiler and leave it at that, as that's the only thing that would matter. But hopefully tommorow night I can still do it lol.

I was speaking idiomatically.

So a buildup towards HHH vs Cena for the next ppv?

Either way summerslam seemed boring... not really any new champions.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Hell...not even a single tag match on summerslam.

How sick would that be...Give the Hardy's the Titles for SD, give london and kendrick the titles for RAW, and have a unification match between them...

Or bring the Dudleys back, throw them with the ECW tag titles, then have ECW vs. RAW vs. SD! in a TLC Tag Match

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Originally Posted by Para

So a buildup towards HHH vs Cena for the next ppv?

Either way summerslam seemed boring... not really any new champions.

Probably not, I dunno. Well not without turning Triple H or Cena heel (Cena would be the best bet, although we all know Triple H will probably be the one to do so...). I'm sure it'll be Orton vs Triple H build up, with something happening tonight to make Trips interfere in the Orton/Cena match.

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Just got done watching SS.

Overall it was alright.

Cena needs to drop sometime soon. And I hope HHH doesn't go heel...because that'll damage the ratings a lot because when they turned him they went up (granted it was DX). they keep HHH face and turn Cena Heel...there will be a big turn in ratings

There could be a true DX reunion because rumor has it BG and Kip want back into WWE and out of TNA, same with the Dudleys. WWE could be very smart and utilize this. but of course we know they won't

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It could go both ways IMO. It depends on who he going to beef against and how they gonna do the face-heel transition. Sledgehammering Cena might have the crowd/TV viewers laughing. Never know ;p.

It is the proper time for Cena to take the heel role because this guy gets booed way too much to be a face.

(I'm not so sure about Rey anymore.)

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Any hope of there being a good Raw tonight for me just got shot to hell.

Edit: I take that back, Triple H just redeemed the whole show and is hinting towards DX coming back again.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

That was the funniest raw I have ever seen in my life. If Vince finished that line, I would have died right there in my bed. Well if you wanna know, you know the drill..

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HHH tricked Vince into saying he loves cock.

No Rematch for Randy on RAW, but he made sure that there will be one next time. Because he gave Cena's dad the boot to the head.

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So much for Umaga's face turn. Maybe the writers were hoping for a man who screams to get more crowd reaction.

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So much for Umaga's face turn. Maybe the writers were hoping for a man who screams to get more crowd reaction.

Yeah I was sorta disappointed by that as well.

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I don't know why but I read some report that Rosey wrestled a dark match.

So did D'Lo

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Raw: 43
ECW: 22
Smackdown: 39

That's the current number of people on the rosters on all of the brands. It looks like that includes male wrestlers, divas, bosses, Stone Cold, and announcers whether they're injured or not. The point I'm trying to get across is as far as I know, there are no factions on any of these brands. When I talk about factions, I mean nWo, DX, the Heenan family, anything in that sort of area. Again, I only watch Raw so I could be mistaken but don't you think it's time we had some sort of group that had an uprising against McMahon or against all three brands and just invade them? That's what the WWE needs right now.

Slash's spoiler: Wow, yeah that got shot to hell pretty quick but we've seen this matchup before and we know how it's ended up every time.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

To me it looks like they wanna give Jeff another title push. I guess it'll be good for ratings *shrugs*. IMO Carlito has had enough IC chances, he simply can't get the job done.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

WWE could do 1000 things to kick ratings up.

For one, use London and Kendrick more. It was a BAD move moving them to Raw and then not using them. For christ sakes...they're there but not all there. Throw em in a match with like Cryme Tyme for #1 contendership or something.

oh...and have Cena drop the title on RAW...R-A-W ratings will go explosive.

I'm reminded of the Mankind title win and how that basically saved WWF in the monday night wars against WCW

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Hm...

So Cena retained. Not too surprised although being the 20th Summerslam anniversary, I thought something more would happen.

Khali retained and pissed off the crowd with the DQ.

Morrison retained and pissed off the wrong with the third consectutive win. I can kinda see why though...if Punk wins it, then it will just be the same series of match-ups, only with Punk defending. We might just see that though as a pissed-off and perhaps soon-to-turn-heel Punk gets another title shot.

Kendrick and London confuse one with the team who held onto the tag titles for almost a year.

SPeaking of year-long reigns, I suppose we will soon see Cena's reign ending at the hands of Triple H...at SurSer 2007 with Michaels coming in to cost trips the match in the 'We miss you Bret' anniversary. Or maybe in a twist of irony, he'll cost Trips the match and allow a heel Cena to walk into Mania 24 with the strap.

Oh, and for those wondering, the Orton~Cena angle is heating up, BUT Orton won't be walking out with the strap. I guess with the WWE in the news, they rather not have someone with the rep of Orton (think of how many times he's been suspended or been in hot water the last eighteen months) hold their strap.

Rey looked bulked up a bit more. You'd think that the exact opposite would happen due to recent events with Benoit.

I heard Hogan's son was in a bad car accident. I hope for a quick and full recovery for him and the driver.

Undertaker is coming back to demolish Henry and then take back his title from Edge....I mean Khali.

Speaking of Edge, any word on when he will return? And HBK? What about Lashley? And, because the poor guy has been forgotton despite his year long title reign, Gregory Helms?

Umaga was set as a heel on some of the future house shows so the heel turn isn't THAT surprising, but THAT stupid. Could they really not find someone else to play the face role instead of Umaga saving it for Hardy? Nothing against Hardy, but give another wrestler a chance to shine as a face. An upset victory against Umaga at SS and then having Umaga beat him down the next night inthe match with Kennedy is one way to see if you can set a guy on the right path for a good career.

Seeing Regal dance at SS, facial expression and all, was hilarious. And I'm not the one really to smile at jokes or such.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Helms is out for about a year, since he had that neck surgery that Austin, Lita and Kurt Angle went through.

Dunno, Triple HAITCH wants it to be him and Orton for Wrestlemania, although I guess CEENER (if he's the heel) would be decent at WM 24. I dunno, I wonder if they are going to do some kind of angle at SummerSlam that involves Michaels. heh Maybe a DX vs some tag team and then Bret Hart comes in and screws Michaels over. (lol wishful thinking )

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I seriously wouldn't be surprised to see another short-term heel turn by Michaels, starting at SurSer which results in a match at the Royal Rumble against Trips. That will give Trips some time away from Orton until after the Royal Rumble to begin his feud with Orton.

I was speaking idiomatically.

The only thing I do remember reading is that HHH said he is kind of tired of being like the main heel. And I don't see Michaels turning heel or attacking HHH because then it'll just be a recreation of what..3 years ago?

Then again WWE is notorious for recycling storylines

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I don't see Triple H having a singles feud at Royal Rumble. Maybe it's just me, but if he's going to headline Wrestlemania this go out, then he'll probably win the Rumble itself.

TNA is finally getting their Two-hour deal. I'll definately have to start watching that.

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You know...I could see Edge making a big comeback at the RR but it'll be too early for him.

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and wtf smackdown

Hardy and MVP with the titles? (so totally Rico and Rikishi right there)

and Mysterio wins the #1 condendership? and I thought Show vs Mysterio was David vs. Goliath

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Next Raw should be very interesting after this news:

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Breaking News: Top WWE Stars Suspended; Names Revealed

The WWE was rocked again today, after several of wrestling's top names emerged in the Albany district attorney's probe into a widespread Internet doping scandal.

The wrestling conglomerate based in Stamford announced that it will suspend 10 of its biggest stars for violation of its wellness policy.

In a list obtained exclusively by the Daily News, top wrestlers Randy Orton, Charles Haas, Jr., Adam "Edge" Copeland, Robert "Booker T" Huffman, Shane Helms, Mike Bucci, Anthony Carelli, John "Johnny Nitro" Hennigan, Darren "William Regal" Matthews, Ken "Mr. Kennedy" Anderson and Chavo Guerrero were all identified as clients of Signature Pharmacy in Orlando, the site raided by Albany County and Florida law enforcement agencies in February for distributing steroids and other prescription drugs to clients who had not been examined by doctors. The investigation is part of a probe into illegal Internet drug distribution by Albany D.A. David Soares.

The WWE said in a statement that it issued suspension notices based on independent information received from the Albany D.A.

The WWE's announcement comes as members of Congress prepare to investigate steroid use in professional wrestling, as the Daily News reported today.

Two of its recently deceased stars - Chris Benoit and Eddie Guerrero - also received steroids and other drugs from Signature, as prescribed by Florida physician Gary Brandwein, who has pleaded not guilty to criminal sale of a controlled substance and criminal diversion of prescription drugs. Benoit murdered his wife and son before killing himself in June and Guerrero died in a Minneapolis hotel in 2005 from heart disease.

Guerrero received the steroids testosterone and nandrolone, along with the estrogen-blocker anastozole, a drug commonly taken by men on steroids to prevent developing breast tissue, Nov. 2, 2005, just 11 days before he died of heart disease.

Guerrero's nephew, Chavo Guerrero, found Guerrero unconscious in the hotel room.

Benoit received steroids from Signature, based on a Brandwein prescription, in February, 2006.

The WWE stars are among the first athletes to face discipline for their part in the nationwide Signature Pharmacy scandal, the Internet steroid ring that has already led to guilty pleas from nine doctors, anti-aging clinic owners and operators. Law enforcement sources have said they expect the names of numerous NFL and Major League Baseball athletes to emerge as well

Linkage: Top WWE names emerge in doping scandal

That kills off 2 of their top storylines right there. It's time for the lower card to step up and show what they got!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Kennedy, eh? Irony at work.

Kills more than 2 top storylines though, kills a whole hell of a lot more.

This is all HHH's doing to get the title back sooner than later anyway, why lie.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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Randy Orton, Charles Haas, Jr., Adam "Edge" Copeland, Robert "Booker T" Huffman, Shane Helms, Mike Bucci, Anthony Carelli, John "Johnny Nitro" Hennigan, Darren "William Regal" Matthews, Ken "Mr. Kennedy" Anderson and Chavo Guerrero

Okay...story lines killed
Orton v Cena
CM Punk v Morrison
If I remember right, Carelii = marella so there goes the marella heel turn
Chavo v. Mysterio
Does it matter if Edge is suspended?
Kennedy as Vince's son

Manny...I think its more about its time to see if the writers can step up...not the lower card. Because I can think of a dozen ways to help the WWE as far as storylines



How to save RAW
Lots of tag team action..not like...6 minute matches but high quality stuff.
Cade/Murdoch vs. Kendrick/London.
Use Kendrick and London's high flying action and speed against Murdoch and Cades strong power style. Or have a 4 way tag dance with Cryme Tyme, Lon/Ken, Mur/Cade and I guiess the Highlanders

Keep having HHH mess with Vince...like prolong the child build up by bringing out random people like Viscera or Boogey...just for laughs till Michaels can make his return then DX can tag match.

Have Umaga "squash" the hell out of Rhodes, Benjamin and Carlito.

Put Cena in a match with Benjamin.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

OUch, that basically takes out all the major players in one swoop.

So...

There goes ECW again. Before, they had good series of Johnny~Punk matches. If Johnny is suspended, will he still have a match to drop the title to Punk?

Good thing Booker T was able to get that loss in against Triple H. I suppose there won't be any more rematches between them.

Good thing Orton DIDN'T win the title, huh? Shame though as there goes the big rematch between him and Cena. I guess Cena WILL be holding onto that title for a while. And I guess the Triple H~Cena match will be happening sooner than later.

Chavo surprised me but good that happened as we don't want another Guerrero tragedy.

Edge and Helms are probably like "Oh well...".

How ironic for Kennedy.

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Actually they could keep ECW alive...create a very interesting finish between like...Mike Knox returning with revenge against Punk, have it be like a double knock out or something...then create a tournament or something between Punk, Knox, Cor Von, Thorn, Richards, Balls, Miz and Boogey or something like that.

I was speaking idiomatically.