GFF Risk 8 - Japan

Gamera is really neat, he is filled with turtle meat!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I will use my Tank to take back Okinawa.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I will attack

Ishikawa
and
Fukui

numbers will be PM'ed in a few

I was speaking idiomatically.

Final update before leaving work, map will update up to this post when I get home.

knkwzrd uses Tanks to reclaim Okinawa
ctu defends Toyama againt Ryuu

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'll use my Otaku on Tritoch. Subsequently, I'll use my energy boost.

Attacks:
28
5
41

FELIPE NO

I'd better post the rest of my attacks before I got to bed:

2) Nara (29)
3) Iwate (3)
4) Shimane (32)
5) Yamanashi (19)

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Hm, I suppose I'll launch an all-out assault on Shorty. My armies are movin' on up to Yamagata and Nara. Since that's all she's got left unless she sends in some numbers soon, I'll use my other two attacks on Tochigi and Ibaraki.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Bleh, I seem to be confined to one territory that I am guaranteed to attack from at the moment, so I'll use my Tanks to run over Aichi in hopes that I can gain more ground.

I'd post attacks, but I'm currently still attacking Ehime, the one spot that I actually want to conquer that is within my options.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Big final update before I go to bed, chart, pending battle and map will follow:

Rollins waltzes into Tochigi (Shorty failed to submit defense number)
Identity Crisis conquers Ehime from orion_mk3 and sets up camp in Yamanashi
knkwzrd's attack fails to remove Fukuoka from Yeldarb's possession
Ryuu can't seem to budge Fukushima and Wakayama from Tritoch
but he managed to get away with Tokushima as a consolation prize
Rollins also was unable to move Fukushima into his possession nor was he able to get Kanagawa from nuttyturnip either
mixed results for nutty, Iwate remains in Yeldarb's hands but he conquers Shimane from knkwzrd instead
Identity Crisis uses Tanks to occupy Aichi

Lots of defense here tonight.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Aha! Bingo!

I'll attack Shizuoka and... that's it, I guess. I have to wait on the results of another battle for the two countries I just conquered. ;_;

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Alright then..! I'll have to continue bombarding Yeldarb, but I'm really just trying to stay out of the way of nutty and his giant, monster turtles from the sea.

Iwate
Tottori
Fukuoaka
Osaka

I was speaking idiomatically.

Well, I hope I haven't lost Miyagi yet, this is what happens to me for working overtime and squeezing in a dinner date.

Anyways, attacking :
5. Akita
7. Fukushima
26. Kyoto
24. Mie

...bah, my middle-school geography is escaping me... time to dust out the cobwebs on my old textbooks.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I will use my last 2 attacks and go after

Yamanashi
Aichi

FELIPE NO

Resuming the offensive bright and early.

Attacks on:
Fukuoka
Miyazaki
Nagasaki
Okinawa

Also, by my reckoning, I should have enough cash for a set of shiny new Mitsubishi Type 90 main battle tanks, which I'd like delivered by Enterprise Rent-A-Tank when convenient.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Tritoch polkas into Miyagi (no defense number sent)
knkwzrd was unable to conquer Ehime and Saga from Identity Crisis and Plarom, respectively
Gunma and Yamanashi was unaffected by Rollins' advance
but Chiba fell like a katana through bamboo
Yeldarb pulled Hyogo away from Plarom's grip
but Akita and Saga are untouched
Identity Crisis still holds onto Yamanashi when it was sieged by nuttyturnip's forces
Tochigi and Ibaraki still remain in Rollins' domain despite Tritoch's campaign
Plarom grabbed Iwate from Yeldarb while he can
but Tottori and Fukuoka stay in Yeldarb's territory, Plarom could only hold so many prefectures in one hand
knkwzrd bought and used Yakuza for Day 2, its effectiveness is over as of this post

Day 2 was a big day of defense it seems.

Alright, New Weapon of the Day:

Gachapon - the fun vending toy finally hits the Risk market! Turn the crank for a chance to win either a Tank, Energy Boost, or 10 gil! (you don't have to announce the use of it)

And orion, you're 3 gil short of tanks, based on my chart.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Early morning attacks on:
10 Gunma
14 Kanagawa

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Dullenplain

And orion, you're 3 gil short of tanks, based on my chart.

Don't we get a little bit of cash each day? Or did I miss a rule change there too?

In any event, consider my Gachapon crank turned

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

You're right, I forgot that surviving players get a 5 gil allowance at the end of each day.

I've just added 10 gil to everyone to remedy that oversight. My apologies.

So that means that Tank is yours, orion!

EDIT: Battle Results -

Ryuu fends off ctu's attack on Ishikawa
Ryuu and ctu's battle for Fukui is at a standstill! RESUBMIT NUMBERS
orion_mk3 conquers Fukuoka from Yeldarb

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I should get an extra 5 gil then, since I killed Smelnick yesterday, and he would have earned 5 gil from the first day.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Ok First I use my item of the day the Gachapon
then I use my Gaijin Otaku on nuttyturnip

Edit: I now will attack with Mothra and go after the following in this order

1: Gifu
2: Fukui
3: Ishikawa
4: Nagano
5: Aichi

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well if that's the way you want it, I use my first attack on Toyama. I'll wait on the results of your other battles to attack further (hurry up, Identity Crisis).

I also use my Gachapon, because I'm an expert at turning cranks.

Most amazing jew boots

Originally Posted by nuttyturnip

Well if that's the way you want it, I use my first attack on Toyama. I'll wait on the results of your other battles to attack further (hurry up, Identity Crisis).

I also use my Gachapon, because I'm an expert at turning cranks.

I am doing it because I want that regions so I can become a Warlord....and also you started it :P

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Update before leaving work:

5 gil has been added to nuttyturnip's gil count retroactively due to Smelnick's spoils

ctu has used the Gaijin Otaku on nuttyturnip
he also summons Mothra to lay waste to Gifu and Fukui
ctu has taken Yamanashi from Identity Crisis
but was unable to take Aichi from him
Rollins was also unsuccessful in taking Gunma from him too

Map to come after the commute!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'll be attacking Tochigi and Saitama while I still have a confirmed country that can attack those places!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Buying GODZILLA and making him rape Yamanashi, Nagano, and Shizuoka.

Using Energy Boost as well.

Attacking:

Toyama, Fukui, Gifu, Aichi, Tokyo, and Saitama.

Edit: Noticed ctu used Mothra on Fukui, so I will be attacking it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.