Dumb Tattoos

Nice, did she design that one herself? When she was 5?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

idk...i've never been a fan of it so i figured it's game for "dumb tattoos"

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

More importantly, why the hell is her nickname Fidget?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

because she is small and fidgety...i think... I really have no fucking clue.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Adara

There is this girl that I've had several classes with that has her name tattooed on her chest, right above her cleavage, surrounded by cat paw prints.

The paw prints and the stupid fucking FLOWER ARRANGEMENT things have to fucking go and go quick.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Dhsu

Nice, did she design that one herself? When she was 5?

I was thinking the same thing. That tattoo looks like it was inked on by a kid in grade school who just learned cursive. Ew.

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I think all tattoos are awful, unless they're small and stylish. Like, I wouldn't mind seeing a girl with a butterfly on her ankle. Something like that is quite reasonable, but these full body tattoos are an eyesore.

Where I live, occasionally you're going to see someone with a Moko (maori tattoo style)



But the people who think it's hilarious to merge tattoos into body parts to create some sort of "image" are just annoying. See below.

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These kind of people don't seem to realize that they're going to look horrid when they get older and their body changes.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Getting your arsehole tattooed must really hurt.

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Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Shinny Smalls

Getting your arsehole tattooed must really hurt.

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This is actually not a tattoo. It looks like either a cut-out or a branding.

I don't understand that branding/cutting thing, really. A tattoo, yes, I get it. But really, cutting and burning yourself? What, tattoos just aren'thardcore enough for you?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I believe the technical term is scarification but yeah, it's essentially just slicing yourself up in a pretty pattern. Emo's have a lot to answer for...

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Shinny Smalls

I believe the technical term is scarification but yeah, it's essentially just slicing yourself up in a pretty pattern. Emo's have a lot to answer for...

Okay, so I was unaware of the actual term. I apologize. (Scarification ahaha, man. Why not just have someone whip your back and call you Kunta Kinte. That would be some emo right there.)

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I only knew that because I just spent the last half hour looking at extreme body modification websites. ^_^

I was speaking idiomatically.

^^^ I think 5 seconds of body modifications (and more specifically, dick and ball modifications) is plenty enough for me.

I like the idea of tattoos. Been around for a long time. I love the maori tattoos and what it means within their culture. Celtic tattoos are also interesting but are becoming far too common.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Many have likely seen before, but for those who haven't..

FELIPE NO

I think there's a general consensus that any tattoos on the face/head are stupid and damn ugly. I saw a guy in the restaurant where I work the other day... had a large teardrop tattoo under his eye. I resisted singing Linkin Park to him.

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Originally Posted by Back Alley Ally

I saw a guy in the restaurant where I work the other day... had a large teardrop tattoo under his eye.

I remember hearing that was a gang/prison symbol that you've killed someone. Like calling someone a "made man," except you have a retarded tear drop under your eye to show you're a murderer.

However many teardrops, however many people you've killed.

Jam it back in, in the dark.