[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Originally Posted by Slash

Sonic, that may have sucked but this was too awesome

Spoiler:

Little Bastard wins the Cruiserweight Title!!!

That might actually give me a reason to watch Smackdown now.

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He who lawls last lawls best.

Hence the great lawli.

And gay how cena is still champion...

I also suspect a feud with Booker/Lashley/triple H soon.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Hmm, actually(correct me if I'm wrong but HHH hasn't had a title shot since his defeat to Batista at PPV(it was either Vengeance or Backlash) long time ago) Triple H has not faced Cena for the title when he came over to the RAW brand, so what we could have is a big pickle..

Or drop the HHH/Orton angle and go the fatal four route of Booker/Lashley/Cena/HHH.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Umm...HHH vs Cena at Wreslemania 22 or something when Cena made HHH tap to the STFPoo

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I imagine there's going to be a match at SummerSlam. Jerry Lawler (lololol) against Booker T. Booker T will probably win the match (Or Jerry will win and will get attacked afterwards by Booker) and that's when Triple H comes out and attacks Booker.

It's to the point I'm only watching by habit and not because I actually want to. The storylines in Smackdown vs Raw 07 are more interesting than the ones on the actual show. :|

That was a pretty nasty fall on Hardy. You saw where Kennedy tried to somewhat help him without making it look like he was. Ouch.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yeah, that did look pretty painful. I'm sure he's gonna be out for a couple weeks, assuming he doesn't get picked for #1 Contender at SS.

I'm predicting some form of No-DQ match for Cody and Randy at SS as well. Perhaps a Hell In A Cell... no, too early in Cody's career, and they'd need to build at least ASSloads of extra hype before they could do something like that. Of course, with Randy hospitalizing Dusty, that may do the trick.

It's pretty obvious now that Lawler and Booker will fight. Frankly, I'd love to see Jerry win another match before actually "retiring".

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Whoa...I can deal with him being not only the #1 contender, but also being the champion. I hope Cena loses.

Also, go Lawler. Put King Booker in his place.

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It shouldn't come to no surprize to any of you, but Renee Dupree was released.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Renee who?

Exactly...

This is how I see the WWE and wrestling in general

Raw
Cena
Lashley
HHH
King Booker
Mr. Kennedy
Jeff Hardy
Moooo Maga

ECWhat?
CM Punk
Morrison

SD!
Lawli
Edge (yeah lol)
Taker (yeah lol)
Batista
Hornswoggle (just because)

TNA
AJ Styles
Christian Cage
Angle
Abyss
Sting
Samoa Joe
Team 3D
well...a whole lot more than WWE

I think the WWE is pushing the wrong people..they're pushing people who don't need to be fucking pushed.

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Oh well....Rene wasn't exactly high on anyones list.

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Well, my brother, who's heavily into wrestling news, mentioned something about the return of Sylvain Grenier being in the works.

So, obviously WWE only has room for one useless Frenchie.

And Smackdown seems to be giving Jimmy Wang Yang a push now. Sure, he's actually fun to watch, so I'm not exactly upset by this, but I don't think many people truly give a shit about the Cruiserweight class.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I dont know you but Im sorta bored of the current storyline... need a better heel like Triple HHH to come back.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I agree, Triple H needs to be a heel again. We'll get to see more sledgehammer action that way.

I was speaking idiomatically.

HHH needs to come back and sledge Booker lol. like have some buried alive match involving booker and lawler at Summerslam and have HHH come from behind and knock booker and Lawler into the grave as he stands at the top

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

We all need to be writers for the WWE, ratings would be off the charts.

Er I noticed a trend. . Cena jobs to someone on RAW and then said person jobs to him on a PPV. Weird.

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Originally Posted by Slash

Raw
Cena
Lashley
HHH
King Booker
Mr. Kennedy
Jeff Hardy
Moooo Maga

You left HBK and Orton off that list. Otherwise, not bad.

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

We all need to be writers for the WWE, ratings would be off the charts.

Er I noticed a trend. . Cena jobs to someone on RAW and then said person jobs to him on a PPV. Weird.

I noticed that too. Both times against Khali and I think they did it with Umaga as well. I think it's to get our hopes up that he's gonna lose the title, then come PPV...SMASH! Dreams shattered.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

How ironic that my first Raw (yes, I did watch Raw afterall) in over two years is reportedly theLOWEST RAW SINCE THE DARK DAYS OF 1997. They got a rating of 2.5 or something like that. Amazing too when we managed to see Cena job to someone (even though it was not for the title).

Also, add anothernto the injury list. Lashley is out. Good thing (I guess) they didn't put the title on him, least both world titles would be the 'titles of doom' (that still makesm e wonder about Khali and Smackdown! Given the curse of the world title (those who heldi t get injured), were they foolish enough to give it to someone as limitd and prone to injury as Khali, or was a clever,wise move in which they knew that if the curse continued, they might as well get it (as sick as it sounds) on someone who is already likely to be injured?).

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Jeff Hardy suspended. It's an iffy situation anyway, as he wrote on his website WWE gave him time off to recover from that slip and fall he did on Raw the other week. Anyways, Umaga's going to be turned face in the next few weeks, so we'll see how that goes.

I notice Daivari had the old Muhammad Hassan music too~ I actually like that theme.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by dagget

Jeff Hardy suspended. It's an iffy situation anyway, as he wrote on his website WWE gave him time off to recover from that slip and fall he did on Raw the other week.

WTF...what did he get suspended for?

Originally Posted by dagget

Anyways, Umaga's going to be turned face in the next few weeks, so we'll see how that goes.

Oh shit, now Umaga's gonna start speaking English much like Yokozuna did when he turned face. Either that, or he's gonna be a face Kamala.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I wondered if Umaga was a face. He was a heel one week, then came out this week to beat down the tweener, um, what's his name? Pretty funny stuff it was.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Err where did you get the rumour information on Umaga going face? (i find it interesting indeed for Umaga to go face).

I was speaking idiomatically.

Umaga goes face, Rosey comes back 3MW comes back! YAY! ((if only))

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Para

Err where did you get the rumour information on Umaga going face? (i find it interesting indeed for Umaga to go face).

There's very little competition left for Umaga right now since Jeff has been suspended (supposedly), Nitro went to WWECW, and there are rumors of Santino going Heel (if he hasn't already... I've been in Virginia for a few weeks so I missed a lot).

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Seeing Test in TNA is very nice...he was VERY misused in WWECW

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Yes, but it doesn't help the sentiment that TNA is basically salvaging whatever the WWE leaves behind, rather than picking and choosing from a host of people in ROH to make famous like they did much of their old roster.

Typical conversation about TNA usually runs like this:

"So, is X headed to TNA now?"
"No."
"How can you be so sure?"
"Because he hasn't been in WWE yet."

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