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 Member 378 Level 26.39 Mar 2006 
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He'll be eaten alive, literally speaking.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
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Good Chocobo
Member 8812 Level 17.17 Jun 2006
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Why would you want to break your own record?
That just seems desperate for attention to me. First time, sure, that's fine. Alert the world. Cool. Set a record. Second time, what's the point? Wait 'till someone else breaks it and then prove you're better by breaking their record. If no one breaks it in your lifetime, it's not very likely that it's going to be broken for quite a while so you can rest assured that your legend is secure for the time being. He can't say that he's "doing this for himself," because if that were the case he wouldn't be alerting the fucking public and wearing a Tide wet-suit. Sponsorship? What a joke. Who the fuck would sponsor something as ridiculous as this? I hope he is eaten alive. Doing something extremely stupid and getting away with it once in your lifetime is enough. Two times, you're asking for a Darwin award. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 17465 Level 11.09 Dec 2006
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I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
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Good Chocobo
Member 679 Level 17.09 Mar 2006
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I'm going to bump this, because it's been just over two weeks and the guy is still out there in good condition.
http://www.amazonswim.com/ It's surprising that the Candiru, Caiman, Anaconda, Piranha, etc etc haven't devoured this guy yet. How ya doing, buddy? |
Member 16658 Level 28.10 Dec 2006
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I'm gonna bump this again to let everyone know that a few days before downtime ended, the crazy son of a bitch made it!
http://sports.yahoo.com/top/news?slu...v=ap&type=lgns He was hospitalized with high blood pressure and dizziness... averaged 50 miles a day... this guy is crazy. Most amazing jew boots  |
Member 922 Level 27.65 Mar 2006
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If this guy makes it, he deserves a cookie.... a big ass cookie!
FELIPE NO |
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Good Chocobo
Member 555 Level 18.44 Mar 2006
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Christ, this guy actually made it. His achievement heartens me to take on some big challenges myself.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
"We Stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the Rope from the Army. On the seventh day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers, talk like sailors, and slap the hell out of both of them. WARRIORS BY DAY, LOVERS BY NIGHT, PROFESSIONALS BY CHOICE, AND MARINES BY THE GRACE OF GOD."
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Member 940 Level 19.45 Mar 2006
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I think in death he would've made bigger headlines. And I don't see how swimming down the Amazon is connected to world peace.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 3977 Level 3.93 Mar 2006
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Well, you have to think just a little.
They're not linearly connected, but metaphorically they're both going to take a lot of work. I'm glad the crazy old son'bitch made it. I want to buy him dinner. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
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Member 18063 Level 13.72 Jan 2007
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I hope that guy fears God more than the river he plans to jump into. If the water, animals or body failure takes him I hope hes got Jesus insurance.
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