[News] Damn, What happened to Britney.

It's official, Britney Spears has lost it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Oh god, it's the second coming of Sinead O'Connor.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

So should we just sub in the picture of the Pope with Emperor Palpatine?


UNLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMITEEEED POOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

She looks like Demi Moore in that movie

How ya doing, buddy?

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Meanwhile, an e-mail on Tuesday from Spears' former assistant said the pop star needs to get her act together because she is headed for "rock bottom."

HEADED for? She has BEEN at rock bottom.

And I'm savoring it ;D Skinhead? Awesome.

Insert a curb-stomping Neo-nazi picture!

I was speaking idiomatically.

At the top...rock bottom...who cares...she's still got more money right now then I'll ever see in my lifetime.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Britney is finally letting her white trailer park trash side out.

FELIPE NO

I expect to see a lifetime movie about this by next week, guaranteed.

It'll be about how Spears is actually the leader in feminism, and that K'Fed was actually a wife beater that was cheating on Britney with other wifebeaters, and that she ultimately shot him after a showdown between her, her friend, and K-Fed. The title will be aptly named "Speared into a corner: The Britney Spears Story of strength, love and a woman's strive to survive."

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xman25

Jam it back in, in the dark.

She's pissed she didn't get to play the part of the rider in Ghost Rider, why lie?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Some more pictures:






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xman25

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Apparently Willy the pimp has finally taken his toll on this trash whore. I wonder what Federline thinks?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Wait, so she kept the hair in the back, or is it all gone now? At any rate, her face isn't right for female baldness. Natalie Portman can pull it off; Britney's just a cheap knock-off.

I was speaking idiomatically.

There are a some people on ebay claiming they have some of Britney's hair that she shaved off and they are trying to sell it.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Britney-Spears-H...QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/NEWS-ALERT-BRITN...QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/Britney-Spears-H...QQcmdZViewItem

Two of the people are in Pennsylvania, so I don't know how they got the hair. Britney shaved her hair off in Los Angeles.

Britney shaved it all off:

I'm sure there will be more pictures in the coming days.

xman25

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Haha, oh damn she looks hideous with the hair just on the back of her head.

White Trash: Birtney Spears

Before:


After:


*gouges eyes out*

@ eBay: Oh God, how sad.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Drex

Natalie Portman can pull it off; Britney's just a cheap knock-off.

Ahaha, I just said that same exact thing to my best friend.

I dunno, man. She HAS hit rock bottom alright. I wonder what she'll do next for the publicity. I wish I had a pool going.

I almost feel pity for her being so desperate. Almost.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

On one hand I feel sad about Britney, but on the other hand I can't wait to see what she does next. Especially after what she just did with her hair. Gee-fucking-wiz, by the time she gets done with her shit she will need a team of mental health professionals to figure her out. There are people in the world who should NOT have kids, I think she might be one of them.

xman25

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Great avatar xman. lolies all the way.

The one day marriage, Federline, kissing Madonna, kids, beaver shots and God knws what else and you hhave to ask yourself what the next step will be.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Some one did a photoshop picture:



xman25

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

What was photoshopped? Her shotout stomach?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Well, the androgyny picture (one with all the black), somebody probably used photoshop to make the image (the black, the text, and changing the color of Britney). The pictures of Britney in my last post are all really her. The one with blood (or whatever that stuff is) on her stomach (attachment picture) is her getting a tattoo, I think. "Shotout"... meaning?

xman25

I was speaking idiomatically.

And now the million dollar question... Why does anyone care?

Seriously, why does anyone care she shaved her head? Is the media just desparate for non-Anna Nicole related news fodder?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Her arms look like they've gained 5 lbs. each. How sad. I don't think this is directly caused by childbirth, but at the same time, she has let herself go. This is probably a move by her to seek the attention she once had. I think she just went nuts. Just let her be...

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Koneko

And now the million dollar question... Why does anyone care?

Seriously, why does anyone care she shaved her head? Is the media just desparate for non-Anna Nicole related news fodder?

Isn't everyone desperate for non-Anna Nicole related news? That was played out within an hour at most, yet we got 24 hour coverage for several days. This is at least mildly amusing in a "Haha, moron," way.

How ya doing, buddy?

...It's so sad... I used to want my everlasting way with her, continuing until the wee hours of my retirement. Now, I can't think of anything but gouging my own eyes out with a sautering iron.

Jam it back in, in the dark.