ANOTHER YO MAMA BATTLE

This isn't a place to actualy talk about anybody's mama but just to see who has the funnyest jokes. Also none of these jokes are ment to offend anyone directly, these are just for the sake of laughter. Here are mine

Your mama's so fat...
I got lost walking around her
she fell in love and broke it
god couldn't lift her spirit
so on and so forth

Yo mama's so old
she was on jesus's year book
when moses parted the sea she was on the other side fishing
when she farted she dislocated her hip
I told her to acte her age and she died

yo mama's so poor
(breath) A man walked buy and dropped a cigarett, she yelled "clap your hands, stomp your feet, prays the lord we got heat!"

yo mama's so stupid
She got lost in a grocery stor and starved to death.
she sat on the tv and watched the couch

yo mamas so ugly
she had to trick or treat over the phone
she made mission make over mission impossible

(last but not least..or is it) Yo mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.

The others were so lame I didn't even bother putting them in...Anyone got better ones please do share.

How ya doing, buddy?

Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama's so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth.
Yo moma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings.

I just lost a couple of years off my age.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Well if you wanna go there with the cherios,

Yo mamas so fat
when she went to school she sat beside everybody
she's on both sides of the family

yo mamas so old she owes jesus five bucks

you mamas so stupid she threw a rock on the ground and missed

your balled one was pretty funny.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yo momma is so fat she got baptised at sea world.
Yo momma is so poor she waves a popcicle around like a fan.
Yo momma is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Yo momma is so fat she fell in the ocean and the Blue Whale started singing, "We are famliy, even though you're bigger than me.
Yo momma is so fat she lay on the beach and people start screaming, "Free Willy!".
Yo momma is so fat the japanese military attacked her because they thought she was Godzilla's wife.
Yo momma is so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller.
Yo momma is so stupid she went to a football game and thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and she said, "Give me my weight number not my phone number."
Yo momma is so stupid she heard someone say it was chilly outside and she grabbed a bowl.
Yo momma is so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma is so fat when she wore a red sweater people started screaming, "Kool Aid!"
Yo momma is so fat when she walks by someone's window they lose four days of sunlight.
Yo momma is so ugly when she was born her mother said, "What a treasure." and her father said, "Let's bury her."
Yo momma is so ugly when she joined an ugly contest the judges said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma is so stupid she thinks the computer screen saver is the TV.
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles.
Yo momma is so fat when she went in the elevator she pressed up and she went down.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I likes your sig, Lost_solitude. I likes my womens thick and having have the MK ninjas in Psylocke's skin is greatness.

Still gonna talk about yo momma...(WARNING: PROFANITY)

Yo mama so stinky George Clinton told her to shut the FUNK up.
Yo mama so ugly the only time light shines on her face is when she's playing PONG.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Jack Bauer was some type of beer.
Yo mama so fat every time she blinks her calorie intake skyrockets.
Yo mama so skinny she has to shit standing up.
Yo mama so ugly when she saw my dick it uncircumcised.
Yo mama so fat she's playing Kong Kong in the sequel...non-CG
Yo mama so fat Sony wants to use her earthquake-causing movements for the Dual Shock 3.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yo momma is so poor she said,"Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord that we have heat."
Yo momma is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

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Originally Posted by Son of Wiseness

Yo momma is so poor she said,"Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord that we have heat.
Yo momma is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

ok see you screwed up. I already put the poor one up and then you not only repeat it but messed it up.

AC1 thanks for the props but your jokes is sorry dog.

Double Post:

Originally Posted by Lost_solitude

yo mama's so poor
(breath) A man walked buy and dropped a cigarett, she yelled "clap your hands, stomp your feet, prays the lord we got heat!"

yo mama's so stupid
she sat on the tv and watched the couch

see put those up already come up with new ones we can't be repeating each other.

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Yo mama's so poor, I went to her house and rang the doorbell, and she stuck her head out the window and yelled, "DING DONG".

Yo mama's so hairy the Sasquatch got jealous and started taking pictures.

Yo mama's so fat by the time she turns around its her birthday.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Yo Mama is so thin:
she doesn't have a shadow
her left shoulder starts from her right shoulder
she doesn't need to open a door, the keyhole is enough

Yo mama is so ugly:
when she will die she will go straight to heaven, God needs to scare Satan
she looks her best when its pitch dark

Yo mama is so short:
she dangles her feet sitting on a
she committed suicide jumping off a book

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yo momma is so bald you can see what is on her mind.
Yo momma is so fat her cereal comes with a lifeguard.
Yo momma is so old she has known Burger King since he was a prince.
Yo momma is so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

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YO mamma so ugly she had you, you know she ugly ^_^ sorry had to go there.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I have a couple:

Yo Mamma is so fat:
She's bigger then an Xbox.
She bathes in Lake Michigan.
She crushed the Katamari
She uses a VCR for a beeper
(breathe)She robbed a bank by walking in and threatening to jump unless they gave her the money.

Yo Mamma is so ugly:
Her face is considered a lethal weapon
They named "Ugly's Disease" after her.
People think the movie "The Thing" is an biopic of her.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Your momma is so stupid that she got locked in the bathroom and pissed her pants.

Your momma is so small she jumped off the curb to commit suicide.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yo mama so stupid her cellphone is a calculator.

How ya doing, buddy?

Yo mama is so stupid, she got fired at the M&M's factory for throwing away the W's.

FELIPE NO

My mammas so fly she can dance underwater and not get wet.

yo mammas so stupid she tripped over her cordless phone.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Yo momma is so ugly she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Your momma is so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Your momma is so fat, when she walks out in a rain jacket, someone yells "TAXI!"
Your momma is so fat, she has to wear a watch on each hand, for each time zone.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

yo mamas so fat she sells shade

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Your Mums are so stupid, they gave birth to the posters in this thread.



I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yo momma is so thin when she turns sideways she disappered.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yo Momma so stupid, she died of starvation staring at a juice carton that said "concentrate"

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Yo momma is so fat that when she wears her red dress, people scream out "KOOL-AID"

How ya doing, buddy?

Yo momma is so poor she couldn't afford to pay attention.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Yo mamma is so stupid she couldn't guess which way an elevator was going if i gave her 3 guesses.

Jam it back in, in the dark.