If you could throw something in the trash right now and get away with it...

...what would it be? It can be anything but probably something special or unusual would be best.

I would throw this big exercise ball we have in the trash. It would stick out of the top because it's so big and I'd be so amused to watch the garbage collectors come and throw it away. It would be cool if it exploded when they turned on the compactor. Maybe they'd keep it or bounce it around a few times! =D

How about you? =)

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Salad bowl. It's paper.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

If it's something I'd like to get rid of but can't (silly roommates) it would be this tupperware of cooked carrots that is (literally) 3 months old and sitting on the counter with molds of multitudinous and varied colors growing on it. If we're talking for hilarity's sake, one of our couches. I have seen couches in dumpsters (and put some there myself), but I haven't really seen them go into the garbage trucks, and that would be cool.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I would throw out these 3 boogiepop phantom VHS tapes that are literally lying in the corner of my room and are so annoying gathering dust and not even playing properly playing! Biggest waste of $15, and I bought them a couple of months ago, not to mention it's not even all 4 tapes! Of course I don't like throwing stuff away I've never used and have the potential to still use so they just sit here.

I honestly wonder how I could ever throw a wall scroll away. Maybe you break the sticks somehow or what...

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My old roommate's clothes. He had like one pair of boxers and one set of uniform he'd wear every day for the whole term. That shit smelled foul. In fact I'm pretty sure he hasn't washed them even now.

If we're talking about our own possessions I'd probably have to go with the shoes I'm wearing now. The laces are dead, they're three sizes too small and the insoles rotted away months ago.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I've done this before:

Leave my yard waste out in the summer heat for weeks, and then put it up by the curb for the trash collectors to pick up.
Typically by that time the grass in there has already started decomposing and turning into compost, but its SO RANK and HORRID that even going near it will turn your sinuses against you.

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Well, I finally threw out a bunch of old computer cases that had been sitting in my dorm for about 2 or 3 months. Glad those are gone. We took out the good components and are trying to sell them on Ebay. The the cases were crap, and we had them sitting around thinking we could sell them.... we gave up quickly.

FELIPE NO

I'd throw out my old roommate.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I would throw out a CRT monitor and a PC Power supply, maybe a few D batteries too. I know they don't care about it and you really shouldn't, but if I had the chance to do this right infront of an EPA or the Police, then I would love to do it.

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I'd throw away all of my dad's useless crap that's been taking up every square inch of the garage since we moved in. He keeps saying he'll clean it out, but he hasn't done a thing about it in the 5+ years we've lived here. I might sell the '69 Roadrunner that's torn down and taking up half of the space, but the rest of the stuff can rot in the trash dump for all I care.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

My stack of old computers. A 386 and two Pentium IIIs that I have absolutely no use for and am waiting for the electronics trash day for our county.

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Can I throw away my house mate? I mean she's pretty big but I'm sure if I stomped down on her I could fit her in the big bin out front

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I'd toss these annoying clocks that my grandmother has that plays a different tune every hour. There's like three of them and they're all set like a minute or two off. I hate them so...

I was speaking idiomatically.

My cigarettes. I'm trying to quit to no avail, and my mind would never let me throw them away...

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

My 19" CRT-monitor. It's a great monitor, and it just stands there ever since I got my TFT. I keep thinking I might need it someday.

FELIPE NO

The computer downstairs so that my Dad can stop bitching at me to fix it for him.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

My dad. He never gtfo's out of this house.

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i wanna throw not-monday, which is basically any time that it's not monday... that way i can get my new episode of 24 fix every day. i guess then after that i'd have to throw out the offseason...

but as for an actual thing to throw away for fun, exploding things would be fun. *pyro*

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I wanna throw away my dog. She's getting too old.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

That's harsh, how can you throw away your dog!! ;=;

I'd throw away my stupid flu, been sick for the past week.

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I'd throw away the blinds from all of my apartment's windows. Blinds are a pain to deal with, especially if you've got a cat who loves to bend the bars to squeeze between them, and they let too much light in at night. If it wasn't in my lease that I'm required to keep them I would go buy shades and curtains right now.

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My stack of old computers. A 386 and two Pentium IIIs that I have absolutely no use for and am waiting for the electronics trash day for our county.

Make one into a router?

As for me, I'd throw away GFF's server. JUST to make Bobo go "GOD DAMMIT NOT AGAIN."

Realistically though, I'd throw out the old PSX I have (That's original, gray, Playstation 1 for you youngsters) that doesn't work anymore, and my dad's shit-ass 4-year-old Dell Dimension 2400. >=|

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'd Definately throw away my roommates IKEA chairs! They are being held together by bolts and that broken and bent and they feel like everytime I sit down on them it will be my last time sitting on them or they'll break!

FELIPE NO

the satack of manga I don't read and quite frankly made the mistke of buying (the Gatekeepers manga that was canceled two volumes in by Tokyopop being one of them)

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I would throw out the baby grand piano in my living room. No one uses it, and it takes up so much space.

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