Epic Movie (new parody movie)

Epic Movie Trailer

Just saw this and it looks to be pretty funny. From the name of course you'd expect that it's from a couple of the writers of Scary Movie and it makes fun of some of the more recent epic/cult movies like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Superman, Chronicles of Narnia, etc...

You all knew it was a matter of time before this happened. :P

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That looks like the shittiest movie of the year. None of the movies they spoof are epic, all the jokes look retarded (she kicked the beaver in the crotch face! l-o-l), and fucking Borat is a parody already, why would you parody it again, a month after it came out...? The majority of the people who will pay money to see this are probably brain-dead, sorry.

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Originally Posted by Aardark

That looks like the shittiest movie of the year. None of the movies they spoof are epic, all the jokes look retarded (she kicked the beaver in the crotch! l-o-l), and fucking Borat is a parody already, why would you parody it again, a month after it came out...? The majority of the people who will pay money to see this are probably brain-dead, sorry.

I agree the ____ Movie series has gotten out of hand. My humor tastes may be obscure, no I won't pay to see this in the theatre, it's rent-worthy at best. I don't even know if there's another genre to make fun of after this. Indie Movie??!? Drama Movie? blech

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Maybe it's just because I've been up all night, but I giggled like a girl a couple times. I still wouldn't pay money for it, not even for a rent, though I'll probably catch it when it hits the movie channels.

Also, I expect it to be eight hours in length. Only then will it be a proper parody of epicness.

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What the fuck? Half those movies weren't epic, and all of them were fucking terrible. No dice.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I thought the waynes bother were doing the superhero movie :/
These type of movies just kept going downhill after scary movie 1 and from what I heard I saved myself an eyesore from "date movie"

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If they're quick maybe they can rename it Shit Movie and claim it's a self parody.

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Oh dear. When are they going to stop churning this crap out? This film looks like contender for "Worst Film Of The Year Award". Can't these people come up with something original, the whole parody thing is old hat now.

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They'll stop churning this crap out when people stop buying into it. Why bother making something original when you can make something like this, that takes so little effort, and profit profit profit. Same thing with horror movies. We won't see another good one until people realise they suck.

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I don't get it. What's the point of parodying comedy movies. Seriously, Borat?*dies*

No but seriously the movie looks horrible. Painfully horrible.

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People aren't clever enough these days for comedies like that.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Epic and some stuff that came out recently because we can't parody anything more than 4 years old or we may lose the all-important 14-24 male demographic that we are shooting for Movie

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The first Scary Movie was funny, then it all went downhill. This is the lowest of the low.

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The fact that movies like this can be made, year after year, says a lot about humanity. It's one of those movies you take some bimbo blonde to and laugh along with her out of politeness.

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I agree with the few people here who say Scary Movie was good, but after that... I'm sure Epic Movie will be shit, and I'm also sure that people at my school will find it hilarious. Boo to them, I say. You should hear some people going on about some movies, I mean Scary Movie 4 even got people praising it. Scary Movie 4. Will it never end?

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Jesus, I thought it ended at 3. My mind must've just shut out the information regarding the series after a certain point.

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http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/epicmovie/large.html

From 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie, comes another spoof. This time they're mostly making fun of more recent films, such as Chronicles of Narnia, X-men, Superman, Pirates of the Caribbean, and even Snakes on a Plane.

If you've seen those other movies (like the Scary Movie series or Date Movie), you can kind of know what to expect from this. But I have to admit, the trailer did look kind of funny (I just hope they didn't show all the funny stuff in the trailer).

So, do you think this movie will do well, or will it bomb?

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Well, I hated Date Movie. This is from the same people I do believe, so I have very low expectations. I'll take my sweet time and hear some reviews for it before I bother throwing 7.50 down for a ticket.

I mean, all things considered, the premise is fine. Just I doubt the follow-through on it.

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The trailer looks fucking awful. Is something wrong with your head? This movie is going to be an absolute train wreck.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I like how after the Wayans left the series following Scary Movie 2, the studio that produces it took the concept and whored the franchise into oblivion.

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I haven't seen any of the Scary Movie series or Date Movie but I must say that this doesn't speak well for them. I would watch this on the same day I decide to re-watch Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Wasn't it already popular consensus that this movie is going to suck?

This is probably going to be the final nail in the coffin for the franchise since I can't possibly think of how this series could get any worse. It looks just like a hodgepodge of movie spoofs that aren't even funny.

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I haven't seen any of the Scary movies, but it looks like it's going to be a bunch of paradoies that in no way could possibly be connected together. Things like that are better left in 6 min clips on youtube

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Originally Posted by Dubble

I like how after the Wayans left the series following Scary Movie 2, the studio that produces it took the concept and whored the franchise into oblivion.

I like how something was actually considered to be better when the Wayan's were attached to it.

Also the trailer is possibly the worst thing I have ever seen. But lots of fucking morons go to movies, so I'm sure it will make much more money than it desereves.

A Borat spoof? Really?

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I like how the movie's really just a bunch of pop-culture references mixed with shitty potty humor. Most of the movies parodied aren't even worthy of being parodied. Borat? X3? Chronicles of Narnia?

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