[PS3] PlayStation 3 Discussion Thread

Somehow, I could see Borat pulling that off. BUT I'M NEW TO AMEERIKA. Do you think we Kazakhstanis get these kind of...how you call it...luxury goods!!!

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Spatty, that was an awful attempt... Sacha would do some shit like running naked with a fat man... Oh wait.

Yeah so, incase you guys didn't notice that I wasn't serious. I'm not serious. And to clarify, that mp3 took about one minute to make. [yesi'mthatfuckingawesomebowdowntome]

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Oh yeah, and relating back to the discussion of PS3. Why is every ad put out by Sony in the US and Canada creepy as hell?
I don't like babies. They have nothing to do with the next generation of gaming.

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So has anyone bought it yet..it's so quiet :s, come on DETAILS! (yes i have to wait

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Originally Posted by Pietak

Oh yeah, and relating back to the discussion of PS3. Why is every ad put out by Sony in the US and Canada creepy as hell?
I don't like babies. They have nothing to do with the next generation of gaming.

Babies? What babies? I honsetly haven't seen any newspaper/television ads that depicts BABIES with the PS3. As a matter of fact, I've only seen one advertisement in the threatre trailers for the PS3. It was lame, but maybe you could count that kid going to the rooftop to wait for the alien invasion of PS3s as a baby?

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Originally Posted by Spatula

Babies? What babies? I honsetly haven't seen any newspaper/television ads that depicts BABIES with the PS3. As a matter of fact, I've only seen one advertisement in the threatre trailers for the PS3. It was lame, but maybe you could count that kid going to the rooftop to wait for the alien invasion of PS3s as a baby?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_893pvEFzE

Weird .

I was speaking idiomatically.

Heh. Obviously, they're trying to say that Nintendo/Microsoft are the babies; and Playstation is the dominant one that regulates and controls the baby. Meh.

Or the babies are the whining consumers.

Weird. =/

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Yeah, that commercial was cool in a japanese horror sort of way.

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The Rubik's Cube commercial is the most pretentious, egotistical thing I've ever seen a game company make.

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Uh, I thought it was kind of funny, myself. I can never resist the urge to yell "FINISH HIM!" just before the cube explodes.

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Originally Posted by Sepharite

Heh. Obviously, they're trying to say that Nintendo/Microsoft are the babies; and Playstation is the dominant one that regulates and controls the baby. Meh.

Or the babies are the whining consumers.

Weird. =/

Really I thought they were just trying to say the PS3 is so powerful it makes other toys come alive or some shit like that. You know, regular baby doll sits next to PS3 and the PS3 makes it come alive and emotional.

The rubiks cube one is just a retarded commercial to show off the power of the cell processor. Hay look the PS3 is so powerfull it beats this thing instantly and blows it to pieces!!!11

This is why I hate all console commercials. Not once have I ever seen a console maker just show the console playing games. It's always weird as fuck commercials.

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Alright, I saw the baby commercial. What the fuck.

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That baby commercial freaked me out. Especially when the baby's tears went back into its eyes. Scary!

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Originally Posted by SILBER-5

Really I thought they were just trying to say the PS3 is so powerful it makes other toys come alive or some shit like that. You know, regular baby doll sits next to PS3 and the PS3 makes it come alive and emotional

Lol. o_O Then... that would be weird and yet, so fitting for Sony.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Playstation 3: That Rubix Cube had it coming

Playstation 3: Is this Drakengard.

I want to grab Resistence as my launch title, but I'm waiting to see if any stores might sell it a little cheaper than $59.99, or if any of them are offering a bonus for buying it.

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You think that's bad. Anything that costs 59.99 over there costs 69.99 here, and exchange is only like what? .07 - .10 cents on the dollar? I'm not complaining but when I'm getting Gears of War tomorrow for 79.99... man does it hurt.

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You people realize that Sega and the like have put out far worse ads in the past, right? Infernal's journal has one such example, with some chick in a bikini who played the gear gear and grew a pair of hairy nuts.

This isn't anything insulting or strange. I don't see what the issue is here.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

You can't stand out from the crowd unless you do something different, and as weird as Sony's adds might be, I'll take them any day over Microsoft's bland Jump In adds for the 360, or past PlayStation 1 adds like polygon head or whatever the hell his name was.

Funny part is that everyone blames Sony for doing something different and everyone else blames them if they do something the same as someone else so it doesn't matter what the adds looked like cause there'd still be someone to complain about it. That's just how it is.

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I like the PS3 ads, they're really unique, especially the baby one. They are weird but these weird commercials are what gets stuck in people's heads, its the kind of commercials that people remember. It's what gets people talking, that's what sony wants.
I hate the PS3 bus stop ads though, I keep thinking they're spiderman 3 ads.

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You people realize that Sega and the like have put out far worse ads in the past, right? Infernal's journal has one such example, with some chick in a bikini who played the gear gear and grew a pair of hairy nuts.

Once again, I'm requesting anyone who might have the Tazmania commercial for Genesis available to upload it. I probably have it on an old VHS, but I don't have the means or know-how to upload it online.

It was classic. It started with a guy belching "SEGA!" followed by 30 seconds of screaming death metal.

"WAAAAAAAGGHHHH WA WA WA RABABABA RABA RAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

I really don't see what the fuss is about with the PS3 ads. It mimics what Sony's been doing with the PS2 (and probably PS1) for years now. It's just some faux-mtv look at a system apparently so powerful that inanimate objects cry with emotion, and rubic cubes explode upon impact.

watch grubdog go nuts over the wii commercials and immediately dismiss everything else as inferior and "d00med"

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I still think they should expand on these commercials and implement the ads they have on their www.playb3yond.com website. Yeah, they may be too long to actually air on TV, but you have to admit - these ones are just...clever. They really make me want a PS3.

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That baby advert would have fit in perfectly with the UK's 'Third Place' PS2 advertising campain. Hey. =)

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I think the best one they did so far was the tv spot that take the concept of the rubic cube from playb3yond website.

here it is ^^

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I love those comercials. The third place just appealed to me, and these new ones are just as weird. Props to Sony for continuing those.

That said, I like all sorts of weird ads, and the Xbox one where a baby is shot out of the womb, grows old and slams into a grave was brilliant too.

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Xbox one where a baby is shot out of the womb, grows old and slams into a grave was brilliant too.

I personally found that add a bit too bold for my tastes. I wasn't offended, but I could see why it was banned (if I recall correctly).

I have to say these current adds are much more interesting than the "kid leaves his apartment and goes to the roof with lots of other gamers" add. I found that boring. Aren't the children supposed to go downstairs and walk the street to the electronics shop? Maybe it's air delivery LOL.

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Xbox one where a baby is shot out of the womb, grows old and slams into a grave was brilliant too.

Link?

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