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Such a Lust for Revenge! · Local time: Sep 27, 2006, 03:51 PM

Okay, this is kind of morbid. I was reading about Edgar Allan Poe and how the last things he said were "write ´Eddie is no more´(apparently for his tombstone) and `God save my poor soul.` Guy was kind of a downer. Poor bastard.
I know it`s silly asking what you would say if you knew you had minutes, maybe seconds, left in your life because we don`t ever really know what the hell we would say. But let`s speculate anyway. You can either directly quote what you think you`d say or you can susmmarize like me.

Me, I`d like to think I`d throw one final suggestion for anyone near me to concentrate on drinking more SoBe. It`s a wonderful product and all. But seriously, I don`t know. I think, because of my current position in life, I`d tell any family member I had near me that I was very happy to finally meet them and that I`d go on with that satisfaction.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Sword Familiar · Local time: Oct 4, 2006, 09:17 AM

"I spent all the money and you're not getting anything! AHAHAHAHA" *croaks*

There's nowhere I can't reach.

kinkymagic · Local time: Oct 4, 2006, 12:13 PM

'Right God you fucker, let's see how fucking tough you really are.'

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Desmond · Local time: Oct 4, 2006, 01:26 PM

"I wish I never ate that dodgy hot dog."

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THIEF · Oct 4, 2006, 10:11 AM

"See you on the otherside."

Simple and poignant but also witty and concise. I love it.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Krelian · Local time: Oct 4, 2006, 03:43 PM

Probably something along the lines of "oh shit, I'm dead" or "nurse could you pass my medicaaaaaa-urghsplattercough". I don't plan on waxing much rhetoric on my deathbed.

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The Wise Vivi · Local time: Oct 4, 2006, 11:23 AM

"Damn, I wish I lived to be 100"

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Domino · Local time: Oct 4, 2006, 05:26 PM

"Just another 10 minutes."

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Spatula · Local time: Oct 4, 2006, 09:28 AM

"I never did get around to watching PLANETES"

Jam it back in, in the dark.

goldeneye2131 · Local time: Oct 4, 2006, 11:13 AM

"There is a-no-ther sky-walk-er... . . . "

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Kesubei · Local time: Oct 4, 2006, 01:24 PM

It would most likely be some Earth-shattering secret for some or family to agonize over. It would be false of course, but it's soimething they'd never forget.

"You...are NOT the father...(dead)".

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Silent J · Local time: Oct 4, 2006, 08:39 PM

"Finally going... thank you."

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WolfDemon · Local time: Oct 4, 2006, 11:06 AM

"Tell my wife...hello."

Futurama ftw.

I was speaking idiomatically.

rocketdog · Oct 4, 2006, 02:20 PM

i would simply smile.
you know, a PICTURE IS WROTH 1000 WORDS
kekeeke

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Arainach · Oct 4, 2006, 02:23 PM

"Good Night".

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nazpyro · Local time: Oct 4, 2006, 12:50 PM

"In before you."

Joke lang, but for real, assuming I'm able to give final words, it'll most likely be advice of some sort coupled with jokes and evens some "good-natured" insult/teases. I don't know: I'd probably also want to "type" in some last words on a blog/some online journal too, provided I have a few minutes. Nerd til the end.

How ya doing, buddy?

Desmond · Local time: Oct 4, 2006, 08:37 PM

"Beam me up Scotty"

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Bernard Black · Local time: Oct 4, 2006, 10:09 PM

I'll probably just swear my tits off.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Burp · Local time: Oct 4, 2006, 06:17 PM

"Game Over"

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ionuk tomb · Local time: Oct 4, 2006, 03:58 PM

"What's this switch for?"

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Erisu Kimu · Oct 4, 2006, 05:46 PM

"This is the happiest moment of my life."

I was speaking idiomatically.