Well, I never!

Oh, and that reminds me

Never had a birthday which wasn't completely ruined by intervening family members
Never had a real job
Never owned a dog.
Never liked any form of rap music
Never spent more than £200 in one day
Never seen Fight Club, Pulp Fiction or Casablanca
Never looked at porn.

e: haha wow again

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I've never smoked.
I've never done illegal drugs.
I've never driven a car.
I've never liked dark chocolate.
I've never broken a bone.

That's all i can come up with at the moment.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I've never got my driver's license.
I've never dunked a basketball.
I've never failed a course.
I've never been to Europe, Africa, or Antarctica.
I've never been to a funeral.
I've never taken any illegal drugs.
I've never paid for software that costs over $100.
I've never stopped being awesome.

It's interesting to try to come up with things you've never done that are somewhat relevant/witty/interesting to others.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I've never seen an anime.
I've never read a comic book.
I've never done acid.

Um. I can't really think of any more right now, even though I know there's really an infinite amount. Maybe ninja edit later.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by J-Man

I didn't know you could break your nose without it bleeding, unless it doesn't count because it is broken.

Not that anyone cares, but I meant a spontaneous nosebleed where you're like, "Crap, my nose is bleeding." I've been hit in the nose a couple of times, and it has bled.

Most amazing jew boots

Never smoked
Never drank
Never done any drugs
Never learned how to drive
Never been on a date/kissed/had sex with anyone
Never been in a fight
Never went to a school dance
Never graduated high school
Never hated a genre of music

My life is embarrassing lol

FELIPE NO

Let's see.

I've never fired any real ammunition from a gun, although I did hold a few rifles and cleaned some of them in Air Cadets LOL. I fired lots of pellet guns though.

I've never been to South America nor Africa nor the Middle East.

I've never done any street narcotics/illegal substances.

I've never drank Red Bull.

I've never failed a high school or university course, although I did drop out of a class since the instructor was a total ass.

I've never cheated with a girl, yet.

I've never bothered how to fill up my own car with gas. LOL station attendants HELP ME!

I've never received a serious injury requiring 911 attention.

I've never surfed.

I've never gone skydiving (will someday)

I've never owned a cell phone.

Unfortunately I can't think of anything else. Again most of the stuff listed by other's I've done or experienced.

I've never killed anyone. heh

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I've never had a paying job.
I've never cheated on a girlfriend.
I've never written a song I liked.
I've never learned to swim.
I've never been in a fight.
I've never initiated a relationship.
I've never gone skydiving.
I've never hurled from drinking.
I've never been any farther from home than Montreal.

Y'know, there are a couple of things on that list that I want to stay there. And there are a few things I'd like to still be there. But, for the most part, that's a to-do list.

Sidenote to Hydra: If you've never enjoyed sex, one or both of you are doing it wrong. Try something new, and for fuck's sake, don't just stick to the missionary! :P

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I've never typed "lol" either, except for this one time.
I've never done drugs
I've never had sex with someone I wasn't dating
I've never had sex with more than one person :P
I've never owned an X-box, and never will
I've never cheated
I've never been drunk
I've never hurt someone on purpose
I've never seen the OC
I've never been on a vacation
I've never traveled
I've never been able to fall asleep at a reasonable hour
I've never bought something on impulse
I've never played Metal Gear Solid

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I've never broken a bone.
I've never smoked.
I've never gotten drunk.
I've never done any drugs.
I've never had a job.
I've never been to Europe.
I've never driven a car. (Unless bumper cars count.)
I've never learned how to play an instrument.
I've never had a birthday party.
I've never played more than 3 video games.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I've never had a hangover, yet I drink a shitload more than what I should.
I've never done drugs.
I've never cheated on any girl I've been with.
I've never been caught drink-driving. (maybe I should be.)
I've never come out the wrong end of a fight.
I've never danced. (I don't dance. :eyebrow: )
I've never been charged with urinating in public. (yet been close.)

...there's more, of course there is. But I can't be bothered putting them down...

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I've never smoked cigarettes.
I've never cheated on a girlfriend.
I've never had sex outdoors/public places. (and I'm not planning to ever)
I've never watched any reality shows on MTV, House, CSI or the OC.
I've never been to Europe, Africa or South America.
I've never contemplated suicide.

I was speaking idiomatically.