Snakes On A Plane Impressions

So did any of you guys have the good fortune to see the 10PM showing on Thursday night?

I just came back not-too-long-ago from the screening at my local theater. All I can say is, is that it was an experience.

Of course, the movie itself isn't great by any means; hell, the plot hardly makes any sense. Though, the movie itself is much more violent and explicit than I had orignally thought.

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On examaple would be the scene where the two teens try to join the Mile-High Club, the girl's tits are shown for a quite a long time. I was surely surprised. And even more surprisingly, the snake took a good bite of the girl's nips!

The crowd definitely made the experience all worth-while though. Everyone in the theater knew what to expect heading into this movie, and they all went into standing ovations and going nuts whenever Sam Jackson appeared on screen, when he gives his now-infamous line, and when the snakes first debuted. One funny moment was

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When Keenan Thompson went to pilot the plane, since the two original pilots died, and it was up to him to land the craft. Throughout the whole scene, the audience started a "GoodBurger" chant. Found it pretty hilarious.

I highly suggest you guys check out the film. It's great, mindless fun, and it's a well-deserved breath of fresh air after all of these summer flops that we've seen thus far. At least you won't go away disappointed if you go into the flick knowing that it's a B-Movie Horror Film. And hell, it's fucking called Snakes on a Plane, so you can't possibly expect a masterpiece of film.

I'm fairly sure it'll do great at the Box Office on opening weekend, and it pretty much has attained cult status.

But for you guys who've seen it, how was your experience? And more importantly, how was the crowd?

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What was the audience like?

I just imagine rows upon rows of neckbears using laptops while updating forums about the movie IN REAL TIME (possibly updating the soap wiki)

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Well, there was one crippled guy who sat in the back corner; perhaps he was the guy updating his blog...

A couple people in the crowd were wearing Snakes on a Plane T-Shirts, and they looked official. Some others had shirts that said Sam's famous line. The majority were all high school/college kids. There were a few adults; I'm curious to see what they were thinking.

I have to say though, I was VERY annoyed that this faggot-ass Mexican fucker decided to sit in the row in front of me with his 2 girlfriends. Those two little cuntbags of his were all angry that people were going nuts for the movie; really, can't those illegals find the joke in a movie with the name Snakes on a Plane?

The gay Mexican actually walked into the theater with one of those man-purses and all. The worse thing though was that this quy actually found the movie scary and was screaming in Spanish whenever the snakes showed up. Had I been in the room any longer after the film, I would've called the INS to deport his bitch-ass.

But besides that, the theater was filled with fans of the film, and it was a very energetic crowd.

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I saw it last night and came away satisfied. It was as I imagined it to be, that blend of campiness and serious thriller (with much more of the former).

That being said, the experience was better than the movie. The audinece in my theater was exactly like Shin described. We cheered for Sam Jackson, the snakes and clapped for those moments when

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That bimbo got her tits bitten, that guy got his dick bitten and so on.

And like Shin's audience, we all gave a standing ovation when Sam Jackson when Sam Jackson uttered his most famous line. We also cheered for Keenan Thompson as well, but no Goodburger chant. I did however yell out "where's Kel?" There were some other great zingers being thrown out, too. When the couple were having sex in the bathroom and breasts were shown some guy yelled out "Hey, titties." Some other guy said "use the Force" when Jackson was trying to repair the air conditioners.

I don't think I'll ever have a movie experience quite like this again. Everyone there knew what this movie was about and just didn't care and had a good time. I don't even think that'll be possible if you want to see it this weekend. All the enthusiasts saw it Thursday.

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I can't see it yet because I'm not from the United States. But I want to know more about it, I've hearing about SoaP since early this year. It's good to hear the audience went there knowing what to expect and could enjoy it for what it is!

One question: does Samuel Jackson's character actually shoot the snakes? This is the biggest question I have about the film, *how* does he fight them?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Damn I already envy an audience like that. I highly doubt I'll be the same here. I don't think this movie will flop as expected, hell, it may start a new trend. ;____;

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by ShinBojack

Well, there was one crippled guy who sat in the back corner; perhaps he was the guy updating his blog...

A couple people in the crowd were wearing Snakes on a Plane T-Shirts, and they looked official. Some others had shirts that said Sam's famous line. The majority were all high school/college kids. There were a few adults; I'm curious to see what they were thinking.

I have to say though, I was VERY annoyed that this faggot-ass Mexican fucker decided to sit in the row in front of me with his 2 girlfriends. Those two little cuntbags of his were all angry that people were going nuts for the movie; really, can't those illegals find the joke in a movie with the name Snakes on a Plane?

The gay Mexican actually walked into the theater with one of those man-purses and all. The worse thing though was that this quy actually found the movie scary and was screaming in Spanish whenever the snakes showed up. Had I been in the room any longer after the film, I would've called the INS to deport his bitch-ass.

But besides that, the theater was filled with fans of the film, and it was a very energetic crowd.

That was probably the most disgusting thing I've ever read in my entire life.

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I really enjoyed the atmosphere more then anything. It was a big group of my geek friends and honestly, it was everything it sounds like it would be. It's not the type of movie that I'd rent in order to watch it with my family or anyting, it was definately an "opening night" kinda thing. I expected a little more comedy, though it was still funny, it was only if you've heard about it before. There was this couple behind me in the theater who clearly had only come to see the movie becasue someone they knew had heard about it before and they didn't get why everyone was cheering and whooping at certain points, I kinda felt bad for them.

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I enjoyed all the diffferent ways the snakes attacked, when the penis attack happened, a guy near the front threw up all over the place. I did, however, have a difficult time with the woman who got the snake attack on her eye, that just made my skin crawl

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I went to see it with a group of mates and we all found it terrible but absolutely brilliant. Sam Jackson was perfect and the best thing about the film. I was practically wetting myself when that woman get bit in the tit and that bloke got bit in the nuts (whole new definition to the phrase "trouser snake" really...) Overall, we loved it.

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Originally Posted by ShinBojack

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When Keenan Thompson went to pilot the plane, since the two original pilots died, and it was up to him to land the craft. Throughout the whole scene, the audience started a "GoodBurger" chant. Found it pretty hilarious.

Was Keenan Thompson ever even in a GoodBurger skit

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Originally Posted by Eleo

Was Keenan Thompson ever even in a GoodBurger skit

I think so, though he WAS in the GoodBurger movie. So it works out anyway.

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Yes, sir, he was.

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Okay, he was in the movie.

I still don't think he was in the sketches on All That; not as one of the employees though.

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What is "Sam's infamous line" that you folks keep talking about?... Pardon me for not memorizing every inside-joke the internet has about this weird flick =p

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well, Sam Jackson's famous phrase is 'mother-fucker' and it's used in this film.

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Originally Posted by Devo

What? You obviously didn't watch All That, he was on at least 5 seasons.

Nuh uh, it was always Kel making an ass out of himself in the Goodburger skits. I don't remember Kenan in them at all.

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Originally Posted by Gechmir

What is "Sam's infamous line" that you folks keep talking about?... Pardon me for not memorizing every inside-joke the internet has about this weird flick =p

He says, "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane."

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emphasis:

"I've had it with these MOTHERFUCKING snakes on this MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!

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no it's MOTHAFUCKING =]

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I was actually in a theater, that by chance, was filled with 4chan participants. They shouted pools closed a few time. I have a picture of me with the snakes on a plane movie poster that someone tagged with the "pools closed" logo. It was great. Ill post when I get them off my friends camera phone.

I even had the token black guy sitting behind me. He was a fucking riot.

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Originally Posted by Eleo

Nuh uh, it was always Kel making an ass out of himself in the Goodburger skits. I don't remember Kenan in them at all.

NOW that you mention it, I think you're right. It was him and the fat chick as employees and the old white guy playing the manager. I think Kenan was regularly a customer in the skits.

Regardless, I am very happy there was an excuse to put that image up.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Hahah I just saw it. Loved every moment of it, definitely the crowd makes it a whole lot better than it should be and even better...is bringing your idiot friends (haha I say it in a friendly way) in which they will just crack jokes about this B rated film over and over throughout the night. It doesn't get old for me.

Hahah an interesting thing is...when he is going in to turn back on the electricity...definitely reminded me a lot like an older movie that he was in (but he gets owned. Jurassic Park anyone?)

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This movie was legendary.

I foudn myself cracking up for the majority of the movie as the "serious" events took place. It was great. For what it was, I found no glaring plot holes* in it either once you accept mother fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane. Freaking awesome.

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Maybe other than that one nigga who got bit in the butt might now know what snake bit him. He's fucked.

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No glaring plot holes? I found quite a few, but I can't even be arsed to remember what they were now, since that's totally not the point. Great motherfucking movie, though. I found the part where Kenan (no idea what the character's name was) says "This shit is BANANAS" to be hilarious. And I really winced when that one guy got a heel broken off in his ear.

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I am sure every guy could say they winced at that one special scene...

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