funny pick-up lines

"I have only three months to live"

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Originally Posted by Scarletdeath

I've seen this somewhere on the net before:

Is your father a terrorist? 'Cause you're da bomb!

OH MY GOSH. That CRACKED me up. You have no idea. I've GOTTA use that one... *waits for roommate to return*

Of course... I wouldn't suggest using that line in New York or anything...

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Gechmir

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. We're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

The first one is so long and nerdy it's great. And the problem set one... seriously, if a guy used that to pick someone up I'd be impressed.

Another one someone used on me (while sitting next to me):

"If you're a pirate, would you have your parrot here-"
(touches closer shoulder)
"-or here?"
(reaches other shoulder)

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

"I forgot my phone number, can I have yours"

"Are you from Mars?"
"No"
"Cuz your ass is outta dis world" *Program Executed: REJECTED.exe*

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by BoboftheBobmas

Let's do some Maths, you and me, plue a bed, minus the clothes, divide your legs and lets multiply!

That was a great one. 10/10 ^_^

Originally Posted by masa

I have only three months to live"

Would this possibly work? Worth ah try, no?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by masa

"Are you from Mars?"
"No"
"Cuz your ass is outta dis world" *Program Executed: REJECTED.exe*

Haha, along those lines, there was a similar one we used in a play at my school:

"Are you wearing space pants?"

Yeah... you got the rest.

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Dirty pick up line:

Those pants your'e wearing look nice. I'll say they would look even better on my bedroom floor.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Band
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-I'd like to play an impromptu with you, don't worry if you're no good, you can make it up along the way.
-Are you at the end of the song yet because you're fine. (newbie musician)
-How about you practice shaping your embouchure right here (points to lips)?

This one might be a dirty reference. I saw it on Bromwell High:

Spoiler:

-Would you like to test out my pink trombone?

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Here's another one I remember:

Do you have a Band Aid because I scraped my knee falling for you.

How ya doing, buddy?

"Excuse me, do you have directions because I got lost in your eyes."

Works better if you're holding a map.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Was your father a chicken farmer? Cause you can raise some cocks.

How ya doing, buddy?

*Sniff
What's that smell?
*Look at her
Oh, it must be you. Cuz you da shit.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Bartz

*Sniff
What's that smell?
*Look at her
Oh, it must be you. Cuz you da shit.

AAAHAHAHA

That, would simply get you a slap in da face.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Dee

Here's another one I remember:

Do you have a Band Aid because I scraped my knee falling for you.

I could actually imagine that working on quite a few people I know.

Nice one.

FELIPE NO

Do you want to go to the hoedown with me? Because you a ho and we gonna get DOWN!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Get in the car or come home with me.

That's as bad as you can go

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Wouldn't you regret it if this was your last day on earth and you didn't get to be with the best you'd ever had? (Now grin very big - Piano Key smile)

That worked on a drunk chick, i gave it to my bud and it worked. haha.

I hate pickup lines, i fucking hate them. Never use them. But cheesy ones are always worth trying on chicks you don't wanna pick up for real. Just for a laugh.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The reason why I only bought 99 roses for you is because the 100th one is you.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hi, you'll do!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?